Silly Headcanon...

Silly Headcanon...

General Tullius hates being called Tully.

Do with that what you will.

Story Starter #1

Apparently, Amazon thinks I’m a witch. So does my mother-in-law, but that’s beside the point.

I love Cobra Commander’s insults.

Not only are you out of your mind, but your poetry stinks as well!

Skyrim Crack Fic Ideas

(Please credit and share a link if you use. I’d love to read your fics!)

-Sheogorath meets the Joker. Chaos ensues. (Or, for Marvel fans, he meets Loki instead.)

-A Thalmor winds up in NYC (or any modern Earth city, for that matter). His/Her magicka no longer works.

-Miraak joins a book club, finds out he enjoys women’s fiction.

-An actual librarian shows up to Apocrypha and cleans house.

-Ulfric and Tullius have to share a one-room flat.

-An archaeologist discovers a Dwemer music player. The Dwemer made some really cool mixtapes.

-Skyrim vampires really do sparkle.

-Hermaeus Mora finally takes a nap, or tries to, anyway. (He always sounds like he needs caffeine to me.)

-Rieklings discover coffee.

-Nazeem actually shows up to the Cloud District, gets kicked out.

-The Dragonborn takes an arrow to the knee.

Fanfic Crossovers I Would Love to Read

If anyone knows of these or writes one of them, please send a link!

-SCP Foundation/Addams Family (That could go so many different ways!)

-Lost in Space/No Man's Sky (I've toyed with this one, but don't have time to write it)

-Chronicles of Narnia/The Elder Scrolls (This one might exist somewhere, but if a good one does, I haven't come across it)

-The Hunger Games/Monster Hunter (Takes the muttations concept to a whole new level; alternatively, what if Katniss was a monster hunter instead of a Hunger Games contestant?)

Story Starter #2

“What the heck is that thing?”

“I don’t know, but it looks hangry.”