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Smash Intros: Luigi VS Ice Climbers

Smash Intros: Luigi VS Ice Climbers

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Luigi:"So, you have an idea for a new Ice Climbers game?"

Popo:"It's an action-platformer-adventure game with randomly generated levels."

Nana:"And you have to start from the very beginning if you lose a life!"

Luigi:"I...think that's been done already."

[A reference to Spelunky and an Ice Climbers game idea I had that was basically a vertical Spelunky.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: ROB VS Robin

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

ROB:”QUERY: The I and N in your name, what do they stand for?”

Robin:”They don’t stand for anything, they’re...”

ROB:”RESPONSE: They stand for ‘Is a’ and ‘Nerd’!”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Little Mac:"Pizzaaa Pastaaa!"

Mario:"Are you-a making fun of-a my weight, Mac?"

Little Mac:"Just feelin' a lil'...nostalgic."

[Pizza Pasta was an Italian stereotype boxer from the old arcade Punch-Out that hasn't been seen since. Double reference if Mac is in one of his Wire Frame costumes.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”

Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”

Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”

[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Palutena VS Meta Knight

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Palutena:”In some languages, the word meta means ‘goal’ or ‘ambition’.”

Meta Knight:”Mine is to be a knight worthy of my title.”

Palutena:”And mine is to knock you into next week.”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Bowser VS Ganondorf

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Bowser:”You replaced me...with a potted plant!?”

Ganondorf:”A potted plant that’s burned and chomped Mario into submission more than you ever could.”

Bowser:”I’ll burn and chomp you, you lousy traitor!”

[A reference to Pirahna Plant’s unexpected addition as a playable character, how Bowser winding up fighting for the good guys as much as the mad guys in a lot of Mario games, and how Pirahna Plant enemies can be more difficult to deal with than Bowser boss fights.]


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