Smash Intros: Palutena VS Meta Knight
Smash Intros: Palutena VS Meta Knight
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Palutena:”In some languages, the word meta means ‘goal’ or ‘ambition’.”
Meta Knight:”Mine is to be a knight worthy of my title.”
Palutena:”And mine is to knock you into next week.”
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Smash Intros: Charizard VS Greninja
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Charizard:”Something bugging you, Frog-legs?”
Greninja:”Lord Arceus has grown weary of your blasphemy, Charizard! Repent or suffer the consequences!”
Charizard:”Dude, you’ve been hanging out with Simon too much.”
[A reference to Charizard oversaturating the Pokemon games, the Galar ban on Arceus, and the joke that Charizard is the Poke-God of the Galar region.]
Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Ike:”Fire burns Grass, Grass absorbs Water, and Water douses Fire. Sounds easy enough.”
Trainer:”But how does Fire beat Wind, but lose to Thunder?”
Ike:”I...think you’d be better off asking Soren that.”
[What happens when different elemental weaknesses interract.]
Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”
Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”
Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”
[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]
Smash Intros: Bowser VS Joker
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Bowser:"Y'know, that Kamoshida guy's lucky you stole his heart, Joker."
Joker:"Why's that, Bowser?"
Bowser:"If Wendy had gone to Shujin, I'd have ripped it out!"
[Some Mario fans depict the post New Super Mario Bros. U Koopalings as late-middle or early-high school age. Kamoshida, the Shujin High gym teacher and volleyball coach, is the first target and did...horrible things to the female students.]
Smash Intros: Ryu VS Little Mac
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Ryu:”The WVBA allows boxers to use WEAPONS!?”
Little Mac:”And magic, power boost sodas, and squirrels. It’s crazy!”
Ryu:”It’s disgraceful, is what it is.”
[This is a reference to the various tricks, cheats, and gimmicks all the Punch-Out boxers use in the Wii game. As a traditional martial artist with a strong sense of fair play, Ryu would likely frown on such practices.]