Smash Intros: Bowser VS Joker
Smash Intros: Bowser VS Joker
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Bowser:"Y'know, that Kamoshida guy's lucky you stole his heart, Joker."
Joker:"Why's that, Bowser?"
Bowser:"If Wendy had gone to Shujin, I'd have ripped it out!"
[Some Mario fans depict the post New Super Mario Bros. U Koopalings as late-middle or early-high school age. Kamoshida, the Shujin High gym teacher and volleyball coach, is the first target and did...horrible things to the female students.]
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Byleth:”Weapon Triangle? What’s that?”
Roy:”Ummmm...I’ll tell you later.”
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Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Palutena:”In some languages, the word meta means ‘goal’ or ‘ambition’.”
Meta Knight:”Mine is to be a knight worthy of my title.”
Palutena:”And mine is to knock you into next week.”
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Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Joker:”You used to be a Phantom Thief?”
Wario:”Yup! The Purple Wind! Silent, but deadly.”
Joker:”I’m not even dignifying that with a response.”
[A reference to the DS game, Wario: Master of Disguise.]
Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Captain Falcon:”Bet you’ve seen your share of scary monsters and super creeps.”
Ness:”Starmen, diamond dogs, and all kinds of space oddities.”
Captain Falcon:”Sounds like you’re really under pressure, kiddo.”
[Earthbound has enemies called Starmen and a boss called the Diamond Dog, both of which get their names from David Bowie songs. I crammed in a few more Bowie references while I was at it.]
just wondering how Zuko and Druk might have met..