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Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness

Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack 

Captain Falcon:”Bet you’ve seen your share of scary monsters and super creeps.”

Ness:”Starmen, diamond dogs, and all kinds of space oddities.”

Captain Falcon:”Sounds like you’re really under pressure, kiddo.”

[Earthbound has enemies called Starmen and a boss called the Diamond Dog, both of which get their names from David Bowie songs. I crammed in a few more Bowie references while I was at it.]


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Smash Intros: ROB VS Robin

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

ROB:”QUERY: The I and N in your name, what do they stand for?”

Robin:”They don’t stand for anything, they’re...”

ROB:”RESPONSE: They stand for ‘Is a’ and ‘Nerd’!”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Pikachu VS Charizard

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Pikachu:"Any suggestions for our next movie?"

Charizard:"How about Doctor Pikachu? No wait, Pirate Pikachu!"

Pikachu:"*gasp!* PIRATE-DOCTOR Pikachu!"

[One Piece reference. Pikachu's VA, Ikue Otani, also voices the Straw Hat Pirates’ doctor Tony Tony Chopper.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Hero:"I'm not sure I trust you. You haven't even told us your name." 

Villager:"Neither have you."

Hero:"Touche."


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Palutena VS Meta Knight

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Palutena:”In some languages, the word meta means ‘goal’ or ‘ambition’.”

Meta Knight:”Mine is to be a knight worthy of my title.”

Palutena:”And mine is to knock you into next week.”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Bowser VS Ganondorf

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Bowser:”You replaced me...with a potted plant!?”

Ganondorf:”A potted plant that’s burned and chomped Mario into submission more than you ever could.”

Bowser:”I’ll burn and chomp you, you lousy traitor!”

[A reference to Pirahna Plant’s unexpected addition as a playable character, how Bowser winding up fighting for the good guys as much as the mad guys in a lot of Mario games, and how Pirahna Plant enemies can be more difficult to deal with than Bowser boss fights.]


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