Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness

Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack 

Captain Falcon:”Bet you’ve seen your share of scary monsters and super creeps.”

Ness:”Starmen, diamond dogs, and all kinds of space oddities.”

Captain Falcon:”Sounds like you’re really under pressure, kiddo.”

[Earthbound has enemies called Starmen and a boss called the Diamond Dog, both of which get their names from David Bowie songs. I crammed in a few more Bowie references while I was at it.]

Smash Intros: Bowser VS Ganondorf

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Bowser:”You replaced me...with a potted plant!?”

Ganondorf:”A potted plant that’s burned and chomped Mario into submission more than you ever could.”

Bowser:”I’ll burn and chomp you, you lousy traitor!”

[A reference to Pirahna Plant’s unexpected addition as a playable character, how Bowser winding up fighting for the good guys as much as the mad guys in a lot of Mario games, and how Pirahna Plant enemies can be more difficult to deal with than Bowser boss fights.]

just wondering how Zuko and Druk might have met..

Smash Intros: Luigi VS Ice Climbers

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Luigi:"So, you have an idea for a new Ice Climbers game?"

Popo:"It's an action-platformer-adventure game with randomly generated levels."

Nana:"And you have to start from the very beginning if you lose a life!"

Luigi:"I...think that's been done already."

[A reference to Spelunky and an Ice Climbers game idea I had that was basically a vertical Spelunky.]

Smash Intros: Richter VS Mii Gunner (Megaman.exe)

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Richter:”Have you hunted vampires before?”

Mii Gunner (Megaman.exe):”I defeated Shade Man five times!”

Richter:”Computer vampires don’t count, Mega Man.”

Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Little Mac:"Pizzaaa Pastaaa!"

Mario:"Are you-a making fun of-a my weight, Mac?"

Little Mac:"Just feelin' a lil'...nostalgic."

[Pizza Pasta was an Italian stereotype boxer from the old arcade Punch-Out that hasn't been seen since. Double reference if Mac is in one of his Wire Frame costumes.]