Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness
Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Captain Falcon:”Bet you’ve seen your share of scary monsters and super creeps.”
Ness:”Starmen, diamond dogs, and all kinds of space oddities.”
Captain Falcon:”Sounds like you’re really under pressure, kiddo.”
[Earthbound has enemies called Starmen and a boss called the Diamond Dog, both of which get their names from David Bowie songs. I crammed in a few more Bowie references while I was at it.]
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Greninja:”Chesnaught would’ve loved you.”
Incineroar:”And you and Decidueye would get along like a house on fire.”
Greninja:”But what would Delphox and Primarina think of eachother?”
Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit
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Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”
Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”
Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”
[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]
Smash Intros: Zelda VS Toon Link
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Zelda:”Fighting Galeem will be nothing like fighting Ganondorf.”
Toon Link:”How about a kiss, for luck?”
Zelda:”You’ve got to be kidding me.”
[CD-i reference.]
Smash Intros: Lucas VS Donkey Kong
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Lucas:"You lost your mother too?"
DK:"She was...old, Lucas. It was gonna happen sooner or later."
Lucas:"That doesn't mean it hurts any less."
[Wrinkly Kong was Cranky Kong's wife, who appeared as a ghost in DK64. The two are often believed to be DK's parents.]
Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Little Mac:"Pizzaaa Pastaaa!"
Mario:"Are you-a making fun of-a my weight, Mac?"
Little Mac:"Just feelin' a lil'...nostalgic."
[Pizza Pasta was an Italian stereotype boxer from the old arcade Punch-Out that hasn't been seen since. Double reference if Mac is in one of his Wire Frame costumes.]