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Smash Intros: Ryu VS Little Mac

Smash Intros: Ryu VS Little Mac

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Ryu:”The WVBA allows boxers to use WEAPONS!?”

Little Mac:”And magic, power boost sodas, and squirrels. It’s crazy!”

Ryu:”It’s disgraceful, is what it is.”

[This is a reference to the various tricks, cheats, and gimmicks all the Punch-Out boxers use in the Wii game. As a traditional martial artist with a strong sense of fair play, Ryu would likely frown on such practices.]


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Pit:”Good grief, I’m talking to a dog.”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Roy VS Byleth

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Roy:”So, where do Gauntlets fit on the Weapon Triangle?”

Byleth:”Weapon Triangle? What’s that?”

Roy:”Ummmm...I’ll tell you later.”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Pikachu VS Charizard

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Pikachu:"Any suggestions for our next movie?"

Charizard:"How about Doctor Pikachu? No wait, Pirate Pikachu!"

Pikachu:"*gasp!* PIRATE-DOCTOR Pikachu!"

[One Piece reference. Pikachu's VA, Ikue Otani, also voices the Straw Hat Pirates’ doctor Tony Tony Chopper.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Ike:”Fire burns Grass, Grass absorbs Water, and Water douses Fire. Sounds easy enough.”

Trainer:”But how does Fire beat Wind, but lose to Thunder?”

Ike:”I...think you’d be better off asking Soren that.”

[What happens when different elemental weaknesses interract.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Palutena VS Meta Knight

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Palutena:”In some languages, the word meta means ‘goal’ or ‘ambition’.”

Meta Knight:”Mine is to be a knight worthy of my title.”

Palutena:”And mine is to knock you into next week.”


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