Smash Intros: Ryu VS Little Mac
Smash Intros: Ryu VS Little Mac
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Ryu:”The WVBA allows boxers to use WEAPONS!?”
Little Mac:”And magic, power boost sodas, and squirrels. It’s crazy!”
Ryu:”It’s disgraceful, is what it is.”
[This is a reference to the various tricks, cheats, and gimmicks all the Punch-Out boxers use in the Wii game. As a traditional martial artist with a strong sense of fair play, Ryu would likely frown on such practices.]
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