Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer

Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Ike:”Fire burns Grass, Grass absorbs Water, and Water douses Fire. Sounds easy enough.”

Trainer:”But how does Fire beat Wind, but lose to Thunder?”

Ike:”I...think you’d be better off asking Soren that.”

[What happens when different elemental weaknesses interract.]

Smash Intros: Bowser VS Ganondorf

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Bowser:”You replaced me...with a potted plant!?”

Ganondorf:”A potted plant that’s burned and chomped Mario into submission more than you ever could.”

Bowser:”I’ll burn and chomp you, you lousy traitor!”

[A reference to Pirahna Plant’s unexpected addition as a playable character, how Bowser winding up fighting for the good guys as much as the mad guys in a lot of Mario games, and how Pirahna Plant enemies can be more difficult to deal with than Bowser boss fights.]

Smash Intros: Bowser VS Joker

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Bowser:"Y'know, that Kamoshida guy's lucky you stole his heart, Joker." 

Joker:"Why's that, Bowser?"

Bowser:"If Wendy had gone to Shujin, I'd have ripped it out!"

[Some Mario fans depict the post New Super Mario Bros. U Koopalings as late-middle or early-high school age. Kamoshida, the Shujin High gym teacher and volleyball coach, is the first target and did...horrible things to the female students.]

Smash Intros: Viridi (Mii Swordfighter) VS K. Rool

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

‘Viridi’:”You stole one of my Reset Bombs!?”

K. Rool:”The Brambles made for lovely fortifications, my dear.”

Viridi:”How about I make you some more?”

Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Little Mac:"Pizzaaa Pastaaa!"

Mario:"Are you-a making fun of-a my weight, Mac?"

Little Mac:"Just feelin' a lil'...nostalgic."

[Pizza Pasta was an Italian stereotype boxer from the old arcade Punch-Out that hasn't been seen since. Double reference if Mac is in one of his Wire Frame costumes.]

Smash Intros: Zelda VS Toon Link

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Zelda:”Fighting Galeem will be nothing like fighting Ganondorf.”

Toon Link:”How about a kiss, for luck?”

Zelda:”You’ve got to be kidding me.”

[CD-i reference.]