*does A Gay Little Experiment That Challenges God*

*does a gay little experiment that challenges god*

you ever go into a sale section and be like damn i understand why y’all on sale y’all ugly as hell

for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:

i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver

nonpsychotics encouraged to rb

a note to all the adults in my life:

saying "procrastination will get you nowhere" isn't gonna make me stop procrastinating

when a guy asks you if it's your "time of the month", just casually say "no, it's not the full moon yet" and walk away

me, grabbing an intercom in ikea: attention all customers. the store will be closing in five minutes. if you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport