star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11
I started playing SWTOR yesterday evening and needless to say I’m above level 30 now and it’s really, really distracting and time consuming but seriously idc for that, I enjoy playing
Anyways here you go, that’s the reason why I’m posting this late (and I’m pretty sure I forgot yesterday
Elzar: can I dye my hair pink
Stellan: no.
[5 hours later]
Avar, dyeing Elzars hair pink: You gotta Show him that you don’t give a fuck
Avar and Elzar: [in jail]
Elzar: So who do we call?
Avar: i would call Stellan but I feel safer in prison
Avar: [bleeding out on the floor]
Elzar: quick, Stellan get the medkit, Avar what's your type
Avar, half unconscious: oh i like two at the same time yk, dark hair, blue or brown eyes ‘nd total idiots
Stellan: he means your blood type, dummy
Avar: oh
Avar: …red
Stellan: now tell me who’s the idiot again
Stellan: i trust Elzar and Avar
Vernestra: do you think they know what they’re doing
Stellan: i wouldn't go that far
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10
Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here
Elzar: hey
Vernestra: hello
Avar: hi
Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies
Avar: we ran out of snacks
Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do
Elzar: burn your chambers down
Stellan: and what did you do
Avar: we made you Dinner
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar:
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar: …and burnt your chambers down
Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?
Elzar: a Hobby
Stellan: [crosses his arms]
Avar: … that we don’t engage in
Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us
Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*
The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.
Elzar: I did a thing.
Stellan: A thing?
Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.
Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.
Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?
Elzar: Vodka.
Avar: White wine.
Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.
Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.
Avar: Red wine then and toast.
Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep
Avar: What gif I don't want to?
Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 12
Stellan: Do you two have a plan if we need to escape?
Elzar: run
Stellan: anything more detailed?
Avar: run quickly
Stellan: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Avar: Thank you for your sacrifice, Elzar.
Avar: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Elzar: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Elzar: Would you like me to tutor you two?
Stellan: I have to admit, that was smooth.
Elzar: Rules are made to be broken!
Stellan: They were meant to be followed! Nothing is meant to be broken.
Elzar: Uh, piñatas?
Avar: Glow sticks.
Elzar: Karate boards.
Avar: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Elzar: And Rules.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16
Stellan: How did you even get in here?
Avar: Your window!
Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!
Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.
Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.
Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!
Elzar: Alright, bring it in.
Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!
Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.
Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?
Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6
Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!
Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!
Avar: Yeah and I got him :)
Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?
Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.
Elzar: Hey!!
Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".
Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.
Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.
Elzar: And then you turn on each other.
Stellan: No we don’t.
Avar: Yes we do.
Stellan: How dare you?
Stellan: Is something burning?
Elzar: Just my love for you two.
Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.