The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

Stellan: How did you even get in here?

Avar: Your window!

Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!

Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.

Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.

Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Elzar: Alright, bring it in.

Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!

Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.

Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?

Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?

Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.

The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1

Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago

Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again

Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth

Stellan: You're a hazard to society

Avar: And a coward. Do 20.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one

Stellan: shit

Avar: wait, two

Cop: yes?

Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF

Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction

Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

[Building explodes and several alarms go off]

Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better

Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me

Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING

Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-

Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 12

Stellan: Do you two have a plan if we need to escape?

Elzar: run

Stellan: anything more detailed?

Avar: run quickly

Stellan: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Avar: Thank you for your sacrifice, Elzar.

Avar: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Elzar: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Elzar: Would you like me to tutor you two?

Stellan: I have to admit, that was smooth.

Elzar: Rules are made to be broken!

Stellan: They were meant to be followed! Nothing is meant to be broken.

Elzar: Uh, piñatas?

Avar: Glow sticks.

Elzar: Karate boards.

Avar: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Elzar: And Rules.

Im sorry, but this

It’s just

I couldn’t help but notice that there is some kind of similarity

So I saw this on Pinterest (I know it’s just a screenshot) but

You can’t tell me that you don’t see that

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 4

Evil guy: I’m gonna kill both of you

Elzar: Wait, we need to ask Stellan first

Evil guy: that's not how-

Avar: he said no.

Avar: I don’t like blasters

Stellan: Stop being so narrow minded, it’s because you just never learned how to use one.

Avar: Or because I’ve been shot. Repeatedly.

Stellan: A person can learn a lot from their friends

Vernestra: So what did you learn from Master Elzar and Master Avar

Stellan: Why some species eat their young

Vernestra: What is love?

Avar: an emotional minefield

Stellan: a neurochemical reaction

Elzar: BABY DONT HURT ME-

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan

Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-

Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos

Elzar: Who the fuck-

Stellan: Language

Elzar: … Whom the fuck-

Stellan: [driving the speeder]

Stellan: So how was your day?

Avar: we almost got surprise adopted

Stellan: what?

Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped

Stellan: oh okay

Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!

Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!

Avar: Don’t say it.

Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.

Elzar: Yes, you were.

Stellan: No, I wasn’t.

Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.

Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-