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Кайдашева сім'я але це дім Фінве

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Horus: I like everything about you.

Horus: The other day, someone asked me who the most beautiful person in my world was.

Horus: You know what I said?

Hathor: What?

Horus: I said-*sees Set watching them in a tree through the window* Set?

Hathor: You said Set?!?

Hephaestus: i want to go home

Hebe: so would you go home?

Hephaestus: no, the lover comes to my wife and he always pesters me with such dumb conversations

We honestly do

Ra: What time is it?

Set: I don’t know, pass me my trombone and we’ll find out.

Set: *Plays the trombone loudly and extremely out of tune*

Horus: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Set: It’s 2 am.