What Your Favorite Hazbin Hotel Character Says About You PT2:

What your favorite hazbin hotel character says about you PT2:

Rosie:you wanna be that cool aunt probably because you don't want to raise kids. Probably a therapist friend

Sera:you're the oldest sibling who got shitted on by your younger siblings because you were an adult figure and their sibling. You probably would kin fiona gallagher.

Emily:you are a very outgoing person and your bad trait is being too nice and empathetic so you let people walk on you.

Susan:...who likes her? If you do, you probably are a Karen, or you say it just to piss others off cause you're a lil shit.

Carmella carmine:you use to do ballet or wanted to do ballet. Also very protective to your loved ones.

Velvette(probably spelled it wrong): you're very blunt. And honest.

Vox:you thought alastor was a basic choice.

Valentino: now I'm not gonna shit on you because I know some people like him because of his design not because of his character. I also like how they designed him but I hope angel gets to kill him cause he deserves it.

Lucifer after lilith left: Sometimes life's treating me like I'm the one who whipped Jesus.

Anonymous confessions.

You send me anonymous confessions and I'll respond to them.

Confessions I've received:

When I was a little girl I used to steal my mom's lipstick and eat it cause I thought it was candy until my mom saw her 4 year old daughter sitting on the toilet eating ruby red lipstick.

When I was 7, I watched wrestling, and I saw the chokeslam, and I wanted to recreate that and I did it to my sister 130 dollar doll and smashed it.(it was glass like) Blamed it on her and have a guilty conscience cause she was grounded for two weeks.

I left my window open, and the next day, I had a pet cat that I kept hidden for five days until he left when I kept the closet opened.

Presenting racoon alastor

2 hours and 7 minutes. I wish I was good at drawing 😭

EVE AND LILITH THEORY

Okay so we don't know why lilith went missing for seven years. But what I do know is this ain't lilith

Lilith hair is slicked back in every backstory we see of her

In the photos, we see that'd show if she has her horns or slick back hair, which is covered by hats or completely cut off.

But I know for sure in this scene right here before what probably was before lilith left it looked like Eve

And here's my theorys.

NUMBER ONE:LILITH IS CONTROLLED BY EVE. (Far fetched and wrong words but you'll see what I mean)

it could be their the same penny on different sides like in brittle bones Nicky number two when the devil and God are the same people

Like the lyrics "I'm mufasa and I am scar" it's like yin and yang

In goodness, theirs evil and in evil theirs goodness.

THEORY NUMBER 2:EVE AND LILITH MADE A DEAL.

Lilith was a famous woman in hell, not just because of being queen but also because of her singing. (Can't wait to see who is casted for her I hope it's someone who can hit high notes). Maybe lilith wanted to "get away" from everything but still wanted to be in touch and see what's going on hence all the eyes everywhere in hell.

And maybe Eve wanted a family. Cause adam does not seem like someone you'd wanna spend your whole (after)life with. Eve probably wanted someone who'd love her and by lucifer loving lilith and forgets things like where charlie was even though he's not a bad guy and says vaggie as maggie. Lucifer probably dissociated so much he forgot lilith looked different but still loved lilith who was infact Eve.

THEORY NUMBER 3:EVE IS DEAD

I don't think she made it into heaven, unlike Adam. Cause by what we've seen, no one knows why people go to heaven, not even a seraphim (the highest rank of angel right below the power god has but the second highest rank.)

THEORY NUMBER 4:THEY BOTH RAN AWAY

Powerful women becoming wives arc 🤷‍♂️

THEORY NUMBER 5:EVE HAS ALASTORS SOUL.

Look I don't know much but I do know eve does that whole pretty little liars smile and shushing the mouth thing. Who better to own alastors soul then someone who smiles no matter what?

THEORY NUMBER 6:ALASTOR KILLED EVE

Look, Eve was probably the first human to fall besides Well lilith who fell with lucifer. Eve could've been one of the higher overlords that alastor broadcasted killing.

THEORY NUMBER 7: LUTE IS EVE

Yknow I thought this one was a far stretched one. Theirs 3 clues. Lutes personality was like someone who could put up with Adam. And I know Adam made the exorcist. But vaggie didn't like Adam and before she fell she didn't like killing a demon.

Lute has the same personality as Adam but is way more serious then Adam is so Adam doesn't blow anything but she doesn't get mad when he gets close to doing it and when he did she stayed by his side agreeing with him.

Lute was personally distraught by Adam's death. And of course, she isn't like this with no one else. Why didn't the exorcist get distraught that they were obviously around him?

To the American senate.

Good job. Doing so great. Getting a bill named KOSA because you're all homophobic assholes. Thinking you're doing something good by REMOVING lgbtqia+ then you start wondering why no one wants to fight for this fucking country. No gay man is making it bad. No trans kids are making it worse. it's you people. YOU who make it bad, not us. Thinking you're doing something. Thinking you'll fix things. Well, I know for sure their will be mass suicides from teens because they use online just to help them escape from abusive homes, but no. None of you care. Wanna know why? Because you'll never make America great. You've ruined it from the start. It wasn't even your land. The native Americans had it. And instead of helping people with mental health you're gonna fuck it up Thinking you're so cool by making a "mental health matters" video. But it's always "mental health matters" until it's some kid who's more mature than half of the adults alive today. "Mental health matters" until it's someone who doesn't look like you. So good job. Congrats. Because what you're doing it wrecking society. Just like project 2025. Thought you believed in the amendments, but you strip people of their rights. And who was it that said, "It's we the people. Not we, the white man. "

STOP KOSA!