Eri: Are You The Big Spoon Or The Little Spoon?Shinsou: I'm A Knife.Midoriya, From Across The Room: They're

Eri: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Shinsou: I'm a knife. Midoriya, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Shinsou: You have to apologize to Denki Monoma: Fine. Monoma: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Sirius: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Lupin: Wasn't Harry with you? Harry: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Gryffindor: Is stabbing someone immoral? Hufflepuff: Not if they consent to it. Slytherin: Depends who you’re stabbing. Ravenclaw: YES?!?

Draco: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Harry: What did you do Draco? Draco: A MISTAKE

Denki, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset. Denki: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games... Denki: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.