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I'm SURE at some point they said that
Yuu: I'm in such a disgusting mood today that a bus passed by and I looked at the number and thought what a ridiculous numerical sequence Idia: forced celibacy - I am no longer interested in a living soul that inhabits the earth Ruggie: They romanticized the organ completely wrong, because the stomach is clearly much more emotional than the heart. Rook: First time I use an Uber motorcycle: the guy flirted with me, complimented me on my perfume, almost knocked me down, didn't let me be late. 5 stars because it had romance, adventure and a satisfactory conclusion. Leona: date idea I'll go to YOUR HOUSE, take a nap in YOUR bed and then leave
Incorrect Quotes #3
Jade: Are u high? Ruggie: i am what? Jade: High Ruggie: Hello
If Yuu had adhd
Vil: You must look at the person when talking to them, it is rude not to look them in the eye.
Yuu: Of course Vil, so can you continue what you were saying? Vil: Getting back on topic, I was saying that…. Yuu, looking straight into his eyes: Hunhun, I'm listening. Vil: Then my manager said that… Yuu, quickly looking at Vil's lip gloss: *what is the exact color of his lips? Is the brand new?* Did he have the courage to do that? Vil: How audacious! And do you know what my father said about that? Yuu, looking at Vil's hair: *I've seen this shade of blonde somewhere, where was it again? * Tell me more Vil... Vil: Absolutely ridiculous, for a reputable company they should… Yuu,looking at the curtain behind Vil's head:*The print on Pomefiore's curtain is beautiful, I've seen in a movie the princess who made a dress with the help of animals? Could I do something like that?* Are you going to sue them Vil? Is this the first time you've done this?
Vil: It's the first and last time! But I don't want to think about it now, it will only give me unnecessary wrinkles. Would you like to join me for tea, prefect? Yuu, thinking hard about what the film was so she could sew the dress model: *the film is… the film is… THE MOVIE IS…!* Enchanted!
Vil: it's "Delighted", prefect. You got distracted again, didn't you? Yuu, staring at Vil's hair and remembering: Marlyn Moroe.
Kakyoin: Mr. Joestar! We need a hand!
Joseph: *throws his prosthesis hand*
Jotaro: retarded old man!
Lucette: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Artorias: Artorias: Lucette, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Lucette: *Sips coffee from bowl*
He’s so Babygirl 😍😍😘😘
Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #13
MC: *talking to the first years*My future partner must be smart,strong, brave, organized
Idia: *On the floor crying cause Ortho forced him to go outside and he hates it*
MC: That one, i want that one
Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #13
MC: *talking to the first years*My future partner must be smart,strong, brave, organized
Idia: *On the floor crying cause Ortho forced him to go outside and he hates it*
MC: That one, i want that one
Overheard at the survivors camp:
Jeckyl: ALRIGHTY WHERES FLAT ASS MCNUGGET, I JUST WANNA TALK.
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*climbing up a tree*
WHERE ARE YOU FUCK FACE. I WILL JUMP YOU
Other survivors: W h a t. T h e. H e l l.
Quentin: Freddy morri’d me…
Jeckyl: AND NOW HES A DEAD SON OF A BITCH.
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*distant screaming*
Jeckyl: WHAT DID I TELL YOU BITCH BOY. TOUCH HIM AND YOURE DEAD MEAT.
Overheard near the survivors camp:
Jeckyl: I’m going to sleep, if you wake me up and it’s not an emergency I’m gonna make it one.
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Quentin: can I take a nap in here?
Jeckyl: yeah sure
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Dwight: Hey, uh nea needs—
Jeckyl: is she dying?
Dwight: ... no?
Jeckyl: then start running
Denki, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset. Denki: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games... Denki: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.
Changbin: And so I told her how tf you on a diet and at McDonald’s??
Han: HEEEELP *Crying of laughter*
Jeongin: *Squeaking giggles*
Changbin: … Everyone laughs but no one follows..
Chan: What?
Minho: Have you been spending too much time on Youtube shorts again?
Changbin: …
*Felix and Seungmin talking on the couch*
Felix: I don’t know it’s just he feels distant
Seungmin: Who? Hyunjin?
Felix: Yeah
Felix: He never spends time with me anymore
Hyunjin: *Lifts his head up from Felix’s chest* Felix we’re literally cuddling right now, I can hear you clear as day
Felix: Yeah well maybe I want even more cuddles
Hyunjin: *sighs pulling him tighter*
Seungmin: I don’t know why I thought talking to you would be a good idea *quickly retreating to his room*