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The Recoms: Lossing Money (based On A True Story)

the recoms: Lossing money (based on a true story)

Lyle: COLONAL HELP I LOST ALL THE MONEY ON MY CARD

Quaritch: I’m sorry what

Ja: -eating a pretzel- hm?

Lyle: I FEEL SCAMMED

Quaritch: WAINFLEET YOU ARE IN YOUR 20s HOW TF

Lyle: ok so basically I was gonna get this bracelet and this big ass squish mellow and I though I had enough money on my card but umm….I didn’t and now I have to wait 3-5 business days for a damn refund.

Quaritch:……I do not get paid enough

Lyle: now what?

Ja: you don’t get the stuff you paid for

Lyle: WHAT

quaritch: But you do get a refund

Lyle: yay

Z-dog: my pussy hurt

Walker: mine too

Quaritch: im sorry What

Z-dog: It was because of the scorcher that made us stand up in uncomfortable seats!

Walker: Yup

Lyle: I lost all my money 🥲

Z-dog: how tf

Quaritch: welp…let’s go home I’m tired

Ja: BUT WE DIDNT GET TO RIDE THE GOLIATH ROLLER COASTER YET

Quaritch: Ja…IM NOT GETTING ON THAT THING I ALREADY WENT ON THE DARE DEVIL AND ALMOST SHIT MYSELF

ja: but it was worth it in the end

Quaritch: and my feet are killing me so home time -gets up and walks to the gate-

Lopez: what about scream break?!

Quaritch:……Fine but we’re home by 11!

All: YAY

(But yeah I lost all the money on my card and was sad. I’ll be waiting for that refund)

Warren: why am I the only person OUT OF ALL THE RECOMS THAT CAN HEAR YOU!?

-cause magic-

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2 years ago

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New addition

Ft. You

Ao’nung: so this is the new addition to the group?

Tsireya: yes! Everyone meet y/n

Y/n: hi

Rotxo: hi welcome to the group! I’m Rotxo. Don’t mind Ao’nung he’s always mean

Ao’nung: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALWAYS MEAN

Lo’ak: It’s true hes mean but he’s joking …most of the time

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Tuk: hello!

Tsireya: and you already met my brother and Rotxo

Y/n : yup

Spider: what I miss?

Tsireya: and that’s spider boy

Y/n: hi im Y/n

Ao’nung: ok so we all introduced ourselves. Now what

Y/n: i don’t Really know…

Rotxo: we can go to the spirt tree!

Tsireya: yeah we can do that. anyone in?

Kiri: me

Tuk: is Kiri gonna drown again

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Spider: I wanna go

Y/n: You’re gonna be sitting on a giant lillypad so not you

Spider: man

Ao’nung: I’m going ofc

Lo’ak: I’m in

Neteyam: me too

Tsireya: TO THE SPIRIT TREE

-time skip to the spirt tree-

Ao’nung: we’re here!

Y/n: wow…it’s beautiful here

Tsireya: we know

Rotxo: -dives underwater to where the spirt tree is-

Tsireya: you know how to swim right?

Y/n: kind of just not very fast

Tsireya: just breath and hold my hand

Y/n: -holds Tsireya’s hand- ok

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2 years ago

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Ronal: ok time to go to bed…night

Aonung: Night mom

Tsireya: Night

Tuk: -goes to sleep-

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Lo’ak: oh oh oh oh Riley

Ao’nung: please stfu

Kiri: most of us are trying to sleep

Neteyam:……..hello darkness my old friend

Tsireya: -trying to hold in laughter-

Ao’nung: can y’all go to bed

Tuk: have you ever had a dream?

Kiri: Y’all don’t deserve to live

Ao’nung: -annoyed- go to sleep!

Tsireya: -trying to sleep-

Lo’ak: try to make microwave popcorn

Kiri: y’all are annoying af

Neteyam: language infront of the child

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Tuk: I’m still awake

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Rotxo: -snoring like a fucking bull-

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Everyone: -silent-

Ao’nung: a potato few around my room before you came

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Ao’nung:…..ok

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Merry Christmas


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