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the recoms: Lossing money (based on a true story)

Lyle: COLONAL HELP I LOST ALL THE MONEY ON MY CARD

Quaritch: I’m sorry what

Ja: -eating a pretzel- hm?

Lyle: I FEEL SCAMMED

Quaritch: WAINFLEET YOU ARE IN YOUR 20s HOW TF

Lyle: ok so basically I was gonna get this bracelet and this big ass squish mellow and I though I had enough money on my card but umm….I didn’t and now I have to wait 3-5 business days for a damn refund.

Quaritch:……I do not get paid enough

Lyle: now what?

Ja: you don’t get the stuff you paid for

Lyle: WHAT

quaritch: But you do get a refund

Lyle: yay

Z-dog: my pussy hurt

Walker: mine too

Quaritch: im sorry What

Z-dog: It was because of the scorcher that made us stand up in uncomfortable seats!

Walker: Yup

Lyle: I lost all my money 🥲

Z-dog: how tf

Quaritch: welp…let’s go home I’m tired

Ja: BUT WE DIDNT GET TO RIDE THE GOLIATH ROLLER COASTER YET

Quaritch: Ja…IM NOT GETTING ON THAT THING I ALREADY WENT ON THE DARE DEVIL AND ALMOST SHIT MYSELF

ja: but it was worth it in the end

Quaritch: and my feet are killing me so home time -gets up and walks to the gate-

Lopez: what about scream break?!

Quaritch:……Fine but we’re home by 11!

All: YAY

(But yeah I lost all the money on my card and was sad. I’ll be waiting for that refund)

Warren: why am I the only person OUT OF ALL THE RECOMS THAT CAN HEAR YOU!?

-cause magic-

The recoms: The Rizz war

Zdog: what the point of this?

Mansk: Idk

Prager: i guess to see who’s gay for one another when it’s basically both.

Brown: -trying to rizz up Lopez- hey are you a chair cause I would sit on you rn

Lopez: -trying to rizz up brown- are you a headache cause you’re always on my mind

Walker: are y’all flies cause y’all are annoying me.

Ja: Damn

Lyle: are you a cheeseburger cause I would totally eat you

Prager: AYE WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Mansk: -spits out his coffee- WHAT

ja: hey z dog Are my heart because you’re always beating me.

Zdog: -slaps tf out of him- bitch

Ja: SEE WHAT I MEAN

Warren: -bust down the door- Are you the narrator cause I hate you

-L RIZZ NO RIZZ HAHAHFFHVHCH-

Warren:………UGH -leaves-

Walker: I think he’s Emo

Zdog: you think?!

Fike: aye Lopez are you an ice berg cause I crashed into you.

Lopez: ……no just no adios

Fike: WHAT WAS IT THAT BAD?!

All: YES

Fike: 🥲

Quaritch: GO TO FUCKING BED ITS 3 IN THE MORNING

-they soon all went to bed and Warren went to bed sad that he got no bitches and had L rizz-

Warren: Ur mean

-I know-

The recoms: MANSK

FT: My oc Rio

-all of them holding a mormoral for Mansk. Everyone has candles and yeah-

Lyle: we are gathered here today by the recoms to morn the passing of my fellow recom Mansk

Mansk: -in the background- IM NOT DEAD!

Lyle: we haven’t found the remains of his body but we were told that he was dead by….Johnathan…..a scientist

Z-dog: -starts bawling- HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK!

Ja: he stayed by my side when I was sick

Lopez: He taste tested my food to see what was wrong with it

Rio:…..I wish he would come back

-everyone crying and bawling their eyes out-

Fike: I WANT THE GRILL MASTER BACKKKKKK

Brown: DONT WE ALL!?

mansk: IM NOT DEAD IM RIGHT HERE

Everyone: …..MANSK!

-everyone goes and piles onto him-

Ja: WE THOUGHT WE LOST YOU BRO

lyle: YEAH WHO ELSE WOULD I TRADE SUNGLASSES WITH

Mansk: Rio

Lyle: …..their the second option. Sorry rookie

Rio: it’s fine I’m not offended

Mansk: Well I didnt die i just got lost and made friends with a thantor.

Quaritch: well is great to have you back grill master

Mansk: It’s Great to be back. so WHOs Ready for me to start grilling?

Everyone: ME ME ME ME ME

Mansk: ok ok I’ll start now after I wash my hands and get all my supplies. The helper for today is Lopez

Lopez: YES BITCH BEAT THAT

ja: GOD DAMN IT

brown: ………..REALLY

Fike: eh

-we stand grill master Mansk-

Warren: WHAT ABOUT ME

-SHUSH-

The recoms: Warren

This if the first fanfic I ever wrote and published. This is for @dyingofcookies cause I can tell that they have been searching the deepest pit of tumblr for some recom Warren x Reader

Warren stealing ur snacks and thinking you wouldn’t notice. This is fluff.

Ft: my oc

You sat on your bed in the middle of the night scrolling through the old videos you took with the unit when you were human. You missed your old self. In one of the videos you were watching was when Rio had joined and had already managed to become lyles replacement. You laughed at the video.

“WAIT SO THE ROOKIE CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN ME?” Lyle yelled in disbelief

“Uh what do you think?” Trudy said tilting their sunglasses a little to glance at him. Rio chuckled in the background as you recorded the small argument between them.

“OK ROOKIE I CHALLENGE YOU!” Lyle said pointing at Rio behind you. You turned the camera towards Rio and laughed at their reaction to him saying that.

“umm I think I hear Johnny boy calling me…yeah uh bye!” And just like that Rio ran out the room. It didn’t take long for Lyle to chase after them and Trudy following behind them.

“AYE AYE COME BACK!” You laughed at the last words Trudy said before chasing after the duo.

It was nice to relive a memory. You honestly thought you lost Rio forever until they were in a avatar different from yours. They still had the same personality and everything. But then again they were still a rookie to the rest of the squad.

You felt your stomach grumble. You just groaned in annoyance. This happened every time and every time you went to go get one of your snacks it would be missing. It didn’t matter what it was it would always be eaten by someone or something. So you decided to take matters into your own hands and catch who was taking your snacks and eating them. You quitely got out of bed and snuck into the living room area. You heard rummaging in the kitchen so you decided to hide behind the counter to catch the culprit red handed or blue handed.

You slightly peeked over the counter and saw that it was no other than Warren. You stood up from behind the counter and crossed your arms as you did a slight cough to catch his attention. And it did. He froze and looked you way with a scared expression. It was like he was more scared of you than quaritch himself. All you could see was his yellow eyes and the glowing dots on his body.

“Now….I Can explain.” Warren Said as He put his hands up in surrender. You rolled your eyes and looked at the box of little bites he opened with YOUR name on them.

“Explain how all this time you have been taking my damn snacks and eating my little bites?” You said as you snatched the bag from his grasp.

“Ok well I can’t explain that but I didn’t know ok!” He whisper yelled. You sighed. You couldn’t be mad at him forever. He was just too cute. So you just gave in to him stealing and taking all your snacks.

“You need to stop stealing my snacks but then again I do the same thing to you.” You said as you walked away.

“I’m sorry what?” Warren asked confused. It’s true you have been taking his snacks from time to time. Sometimes you would like it and sometimes you wouldn’t. Warren grabbed your shoulder and turned you around to face him.

“You thought I was gonna let that slide honey? Yeah no.” Warren said as he kissed you on the lips softly before pulling away from you and walking back to his room with your little bites in hand. You didn’t even notice he took them from your hands after that little session. You ended up going to bed hugging your pillow trying to process what happened.

the recoms: Power outage sleepover

ft: my oc Rio

Rio: -trying to sleep peacefully-

Lyle: Rookie…Rookie…ROOKIE WAKE UP!

Rio: -wakes up- what?

Brown: yeah the power went out and Lyle wants everyone to have a sleepover because he’s a pussy

Lyle: am not

Prager: -eating a pop tart- hi

Rio:…..I’m going back to sleep

Lyle: Please please please join us!

Rio:…..fineeeee

Lyle: yay let’s go

-they all gathered in the gym and hell even quaritch was there-

Quaritch: this is stupid

Rio: -laying their head on walkers shoulder- yeah

Warren: do why are we here

Lyle: sleep over

Brown: where’s ja, Lopez, mansk and z?

Lyle: z dogs a heavy sleeper yet does sleep through her alarm the others idk

Mansk: im Right here

Ja: Yeah me too

Lopez: -sleep on a Damn bench press-

Z dog: -still in her room sleeping-

Rio: I just want some sleep but I’m too scared to fall a sleep-yawns-

Walker: why

Rio:…trauma

Walker: makes sense

Quaritch: Lord

Mansk: .-.

Lyle: so…-he starts telling spooky stories that sound hella stupid and Rio ends up going to sleep on walkers shoulder-

Walker: y’all shush Rio’s asleep

Ja: Gay

Warren: welp I’m going to bed night -goes to sleep in the corner of the gym-

Brown:…..-piles on top of Lopez and falls asleep- sorry not sorry

Lopez: -wakes up- PERRA! ERES PESADO! (bitch! Your heavy)

Brown: aww love you too

Lopez: -pushes brown off of him and goes back to sleep- BUENAS NOCHES! (Good night)

-they all end up falling asleep in the gym and wait for the power to cut back on in the morning-

Warren: Omg is the narrator being nice to me for once?

-I’m about to slap you if you don’t SHUSH-

Warren: Spoke too soon

The recoms: The general meets Rio

Rio: I’m so fucking scared right now

Fike: -eating a gornola bar- you’ll be fine

Z-dog: yeah plus the coronals gonna be with you so no worries

Rio:….that doesn’t make it any better z

Quaritch: there you are. You ready to meet the general?

Rio: -nods nervously- totally…

Quaritch: just take Deep breaths and you’ll be fine

Rio: ….ok

-they go to general armdores office-

General armdore: -let’s Rio inside but not quaritch- I can take it from here coronal

Quaritch: -nods and walks away-

Rio: *THEY LIED TO ME!*

General Ardmore: it would be funny if I said I wasn’t expecting you to be lighter than the other recoms.

Rio:..-nods slightly-

General Ardmore: and your past files say that you use to be in a na’vi field of medicine and was studying anatomy about the Na’vi too. Is that correct?

Rio: yeas general. Before I died I use to study anatomy and medicine for na’vi.

General Ardmore: well looks like you are well suited for the job Rio. Welcome to protect phoenix.

Rio: -bows their head- thank you general Ardmore. -salutes and leaves-

General Ardmore: -salutes and goes back to what she was doing-

-meanwhile with the others-

Brown: who would do more push ups Lopez or Ja

Lopez: me you dumb fuck

Ja: No me

Lopez: ALIGHT BET

Z-dog: oh look the Rio’s coming back

Rio: IM OFFICIALLY APART OF PROJECT PHOENIX!

Lyle: see I told you she would let you on the team

Rio: you said that I would shit my pants

Lyle:……stfu

quaritch: its Great to officially have you on the team

Rio: yeah

Lopez: -doing push ups with ja-

Ja: -doing the same thing-

Mansk: 99…100…101

-Lopez And ja end up falling out at 109 and decided to do a thumb war-

Warren:….HOW COME IM NOT INCLUDED!?

- @dyingofcookies COME GET UR MAN HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!-

Warren: Hold on a Minute im about to break the 4th wall

-NO-

The recoms: Warren breaking the 4th wall

Warren: Im gonna break the 4th wall..AND YOU CANT STOP ME

-ILL GET UR LOVER ON YOU-

Warren: THEYLL HELP ME

- @dyingofcookies HES TRYING TO BREAK THE 4th WALL HELP ME-

Warren: -has a hammer-

-BITCH PUT THAT DOWN NOW!

Warren: I want justice

-FINE ILL BE NICE TO YOU!-

Warren: good now I want a vacation

-…..I’m broke hell no-

Warren: ……Ok then I wanna be added to the recoms series

-I’ll think about it *leaves*-

Warren:….-Breaks the 4th wall-

-Warren: wow…this is nice-

-BRO I LEFT I A SECOND-

-Warren: I’m about to break your kneecaps-

-….*leaves and then runs*-

-Warren: ok so I’ll be back after breaking a short persons knee caps.-

The recoms: The black squad

Rio: -crying in a corner-

Ja: -singing Beyoncé very terribly-

Fike: -in the kitchen being a bartender- this party wild

Lopez: -fighting brown- BITCH

brown: -fighting Lopez-IM NEVER TAKING IT BACK

Rio: -calls Walker- come pick me up I’m scared

-they all hear pounding at the door-

Ja: -still singing- WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brown: -unplugs the microphone and tv- Shut up please

Ja: rude

Lopez: SHH

Random cop: AYE OPEN THE DOOR!

Fike: SHIT ITS THE FUZ

Rio: WAIT WHAT

Walker: -on the phone with Rio- Oh lord IS IT THE COPS

Rio: IDK COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Ja: -goes and hides somewhere-

Brown: -does the same-

Fike: man -goes and answers the door- why hello there officer.

Random cop: we got an noise complaint of a screeching Ikran in here and glass breaking

Fike:….oh umm well I can assure you that everything’s ok

Walker: Hello officer I’m here to pick up someone I’ll be out a jiff -pushes Fike aside and gets Rio and leaves with them-

Rio: bye!

Fike: ……..

Lopez: -hiding with ja-Why are you here

Ja:…..Bitch i have my reasons

Fike: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLUE!?

Random cop: -arresting Fike- SIR YOU ALMOST COMMITED ARSON AND MURDER

Fike: I HAD A GREAT REASON TO

Random cop: lord I do not get paid enough

-Fike ends up going to Pandora jail or whatever and basically gets bailed out in the next week. He tried to burn someone’s house down in bridgehead after-

Warren: when can I have my own episode

-I’m about to throw you-

More baby recoms with dad quaritch

Bad dreams

Quaritch was trying to sleep until he felt someone climb into his bunk. He looked down to see who it was and it was Lyle.

“Lyle why are you up?” He asked his small recom soldier. Lyle just crawled up to him.

“I had a bad dream.” He said as he pulled the covers over him and snuggled into quaritchs side. Quaritch sighed and patted his head softly. Even though Lyle was a toddler he still didn’t have no hair. Just as soon as quaritch was about to go back to bed he saw z-dig climbing into his bunk too.

“I also had a bad dream.” She said as also snuggled into quaritchs side. It wasn’t too long until the whole recom Team was his in bunk because they all had a bad dream. Hell Mansk just said he couldn’t sleep good and joined in the cuddle pile. Quaritch stared at the ceiling wondering about how this could all go wrong. He had ja and Warren on his chest and had the push two of the bunks together so the others could have room to sleep.

In the end they all managed to fall asleep peacefully without any nightmares.

(If only I was in the cuddle pile)

More baby recoms and father quaritch

Broccoli

(I THINK IM DOWN TOO DEEP!)

“Brown eat your broccoli.” Quaritch said pushing the plate back to him. Brown pushed it back towards quaritch and crossed their arms.

“I don’t like it!” Brown said as he stuck his tongue out in disgust. Quaritch sighed. Out of all the other recoms that ate the broccoli, Brown had to be the most difficult out of them all.

“Come on bud just eat it like the rest of your friends” quaritch said to Brown. Brown looked at the rest of his friends away from the dinner table playing and causing chaos. Hell he thought he saw z-dog and Walker try and make Fike eat a crayon. But that didn’t happen because quaritch glares at them from across the room when they were about to make him do it.

“But it nasty.” Brown Said trying to at least reason with his recom parent. Quaritch took Browns fork and stuck a piece of broccoli on it. Lopez soon wandered his way to the table and sat next to Brown.

“Dad, Warren ate a Quarter.” Lopez Said.

“I’m sorry what…oh lord WARREN!” As soon as quaritch heard that from Lopez he went to go check up on the situation. This left Lopez enough time to put some cheese on Browns broccoli.

“Ew you can’t put cheese on broccoli.” Brown told Lopez.

“Oh shush! It makes it taste better. Now eat it!” Lopez said pushing the plate towards Brown. Brown looked at it and picked up a piece with his tiny hands. He ate the top of it and it didn’t taste plain to him anymore. He soon cleared off his whole plate before quaritch came back looking disappointed.

“Lopez you lied. Stop lying or else time out.”

“Yes dad.” Lopez said as he left the table and went to go play with the other tiny recoms. Quaritch looked at Browns plate and saw that he ate all his broccoli.

“Hm you ate all your broccoli. Ok you can go play.” Quaritch said as he took up the plate and fork from Brown. Brown left the table and went to go play with the other recoms. Lopez went over to him and whispered to him.

“Told you cheese makes everything better”

“You never said that.”

“Now I did”

Baby recom headcanons

Prager is most likely to have warm milk to make them fall asleep more easily cause they can’t fall asleep most of the time.

Mansk is the one to be roped into stuff and is quite most of the time.

Lopez And Brown fight sometimes but at the end of the day their friendship still last. (Totally didn’t try and force a car out of Ja’s nose after he got it stuck)

Warren is attacked by the girls and ate his red crayon. When quaritch asked where the red crayon was and he said it didn’t taste like strawberries.

Z-dog and Walker be holding Fike hostage most of the time for tea parties and make overs.

Lyle is around quaritch most of the time and will hold on to his leg if he has to leave.

Zhang is trying to stay away from the group because of the chaos that goes on.

The recoms: Storage

Ft: my oc Rio

Walker: why are we on storage duty?

Brown: don’t know but this shit is old -looking through a box of old shit-

Rio: I found something

Brown: you found what?

Rio: my old camera! I recorded almost everything on here

Z-dog: I wanna see

Rio: batteries dead

Brown: why did you record with a camera that takes batteries?

Rio: cause my family couldn’t afford a brand new tablet.

Z-dog: well we can check it later let’s continue going through these boxes.

Brown: -going through one of the boxes- OMG I FOUND MY FIRST BASEBALL CAP

Z-dog: I found your loony toons swim trucks -starts snickering-

Brown: burn them.

Rio: wait no I’ll pay you 40 bucks to wear them

Brown:……for real?

Rio: mhm

Brown:…I’ll do it

- after they went through what they wanted to keep and other crap you do in storage . Brown put on the loony toon trucks-

Brown: THESE SHITS ARE TO TIGHT

Rio: well that’s why we made them bigger. -takes a picture-

Z-dog: now take them off before someone else sees

Brown: fine

Lyle: -walks in- are y’all done yet? ……wtf brown

Brown:….IT WAS RIOS IDEA

rio: FUCKING BITCH

-at the end of the day they all got in trouble for messing around.-

Warren: WHERE WERE YOU?

-dead-

the admin(me) changing fandoms

Me: y’all I got news

Lopez: that you grew a couple inches?

Me:..you stfu and no

Quaritch: wait then what is it?

Me: I’m changing fandoms. Don’t worry though. I’ll still post about y’all

Z-dog: wait for what though

Thomas: WHATS UP FUCKERS

me: YOU CANT SAY THAT

Thomas: dang it

Ja: FOR A TALKING TRAIN

Thomas: yes

Me: we don’t question it. Plus I did make like a whole other account but relized that “hey who cares why your follower think they might like Thomas and friends to” so now I’m here

Fike: wait sooo we still get skits

Me: yes

Lyle: as long as we get skits I’m fine with that

Me: yeah and I’m still gonna bully Warren you can’t stop me

Warren: WAIT WHAT

Walker: HAHA

Me: but I have come so far…and I’m happy thank you guys.

Quaritch: you’re welcome

Z-dog: wait why do you like trains

Me:….We Dont question me.

(But yeah I am changing fandoms. Don’t worry I’ll still post about avatar and try and organize my tags. So you can still get to see my avatar skits and or whatever. But for now I’m gonna probably start focusing on Thomas and friends. Bye bye)

Warren: WHAT ABOUT MEEE

(STFU ILL STILL TORMENT YOU!)

The recoms: respect Lopez

Includes mild cussing

Brown: -chilling-…what milk wasn’t milk?

Z-dog: NO

Lopez: WHAT UP BITCHES!

Brown: not this bitch again

Ja: i just got here and I can sense some bull shit is about to happen…

Lopez: I’m gonna need all of y’all to respect me! Cause y’all know what month it is

Lyle:…September?

Z-dog: yeah it’s September

Lopez:…YALL LEARNED NOTHING IN SCHOOL! ITS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

Brown: if it means I gotta be a slave to you thennn hell no

Lopez: you better respect me and my people

Walker: wait what are we doing?

Ja: It’s Hispanic heritage month so we gotta respect Lopez and his people

Lopez: yeah that’s right

Mansk: happy Hispanic heritage month Lopez

Lopez: thank you Mansk. YOU SEE THAT I NEED THAT TYPE OF RESPECT!

Brown: no

Fike: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Z-dog we finna get in trouble

Lopez: -walks up to brown and grabs him by the collar- say that to my face man!

Brown: hell no-

Quaritch: -walks in- what the hell is going on here?

Lopez: -puts brown down-

Brown: HAHA PUSS-

-Lopez bolts at brown and they start beating eachothers asses until quaritch goes to break them up-

Quaritch: it’s 4 in the morning go to fucking sleep

Brown: fine

Lopez: fine…but coronal it’s Hispanic heritage month!

Quaritch: yes I can understand that you marked my calendar

-they all go to bed and quaritch is done with his fatherly duties for the night-

Warren: hey HELLO DID YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME?!

-…….no NO SHUT UP-

Warren: WE ABOUT TO FIGHT!

The recoms: charades 

Ft: my oc!

Lyle: -trying to act out Jake sully-

Ja: Tf is that

Z-dog: Is he trying to act out a disabled person or something?

Brown: a dolphin

Rio: where the hell did a dolphin come from

Brown:……we don’t talk about it

Lopez: slow ass

Brown: CAN YOU DO BETTER

Mansk: y’all got 10 seconds left

Lopez: I CAN CAUSE ITS A FUCKING TURTLE!

Rio: that does not look like a turtle I’m gonna give you that…

Mansk: time

Lyle: it was jake sully

Ja: well rolling around on the floor was not giving a hint that it was jake sully.

Z-dog: -get a card from the deck- oh hell yeah I can do this

Mansk: time starts now

Z-dog: -acting out general Aldamore-

Rio & Walker: general Aldamore!

Z-dog: yes

Mansk: one point for team 1

Lopez: -goes and picks out a card-….MAN WTF IS THIS!?

Brown: JUST ACT IT OUT

Ja: why are we yelling

Mansk: time starts now

Lopez: -starts acting out a Ikran-

Ja: a kangaroo?

Brown: Ummm

Lopez:…-still acting out an Ikran-

Lyle: -thinking real hard- ummmmmmm a bird

Mansk: y’all got 10 seconds

Brown: ITS A PTERODACTYL 

lopez: NO YOU DUMB!

Mansk: time

Lopez: it was a ikran!

Brown: ohhh I was close

Ja: not even

-they end up doing a couple more rounds of charades until the Quaritch comes in and tells them to go to sleep. They put the game up and went to bed.-

Ja: why Does fike snore so loud damn

Brown: -can’t sleep because of the snoring-

Fike: -snoring-

Lopez: -dead ass asleep-

-the next morning brown and ja were asleep during most of the day and couldn’t stay awake.-

Warren: I’m being held hostage

-STFU NO UR NOT!-