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the recoms: Lossing money (based on a true story)

Lyle: COLONAL HELP I LOST ALL THE MONEY ON MY CARD

Quaritch: I’m sorry what

Ja: -eating a pretzel- hm?

Lyle: I FEEL SCAMMED

Quaritch: WAINFLEET YOU ARE IN YOUR 20s HOW TF

Lyle: ok so basically I was gonna get this bracelet and this big ass squish mellow and I though I had enough money on my card but umm….I didn’t and now I have to wait 3-5 business days for a damn refund.

Quaritch:……I do not get paid enough

Lyle: now what?

Ja: you don’t get the stuff you paid for

Lyle: WHAT

quaritch: But you do get a refund

Lyle: yay

Z-dog: my pussy hurt

Walker: mine too

Quaritch: im sorry What

Z-dog: It was because of the scorcher that made us stand up in uncomfortable seats!

Walker: Yup

Lyle: I lost all my money 🥲

Z-dog: how tf

Quaritch: welp…let’s go home I’m tired

Ja: BUT WE DIDNT GET TO RIDE THE GOLIATH ROLLER COASTER YET

Quaritch: Ja…IM NOT GETTING ON THAT THING I ALREADY WENT ON THE DARE DEVIL AND ALMOST SHIT MYSELF

ja: but it was worth it in the end

Quaritch: and my feet are killing me so home time -gets up and walks to the gate-

Lopez: what about scream break?!

Quaritch:……Fine but we’re home by 11!

All: YAY

(But yeah I lost all the money on my card and was sad. I’ll be waiting for that refund)

Warren: why am I the only person OUT OF ALL THE RECOMS THAT CAN HEAR YOU!?

-cause magic-

The recoms: The Rizz war

Zdog: what the point of this?

Mansk: Idk

Prager: i guess to see who’s gay for one another when it’s basically both.

Brown: -trying to rizz up Lopez- hey are you a chair cause I would sit on you rn

Lopez: -trying to rizz up brown- are you a headache cause you’re always on my mind

Walker: are y’all flies cause y’all are annoying me.

Ja: Damn

Lyle: are you a cheeseburger cause I would totally eat you

Prager: AYE WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Mansk: -spits out his coffee- WHAT

ja: hey z dog Are my heart because you’re always beating me.

Zdog: -slaps tf out of him- bitch

Ja: SEE WHAT I MEAN

Warren: -bust down the door- Are you the narrator cause I hate you

-L RIZZ NO RIZZ HAHAHFFHVHCH-

Warren:………UGH -leaves-

Walker: I think he’s Emo

Zdog: you think?!

Fike: aye Lopez are you an ice berg cause I crashed into you.

Lopez: ……no just no adios

Fike: WHAT WAS IT THAT BAD?!

All: YES

Fike: 🥲

Quaritch: GO TO FUCKING BED ITS 3 IN THE MORNING

-they soon all went to bed and Warren went to bed sad that he got no bitches and had L rizz-

Warren: Ur mean

-I know-

The recoms: meeting my oc

Brown: they alive yet?

Mansk: bitch Idk

???: -opens their eyes just a little bit- what…What happened?

Ja: welcome back

???:……..oh hell no -pushes ja away- get tf away from me

Fike: better than colonal punching me and lyle in the face

???: -looks down at their hands and body-…..WHY AM I TURQUOISE?!

Lyle: is the new recom awake yet? Oh hey there

???:….I’m about to faint..this can’t be

Ja: ummm haha funny thing is that it is

Brown: yeah you umm died…

???:-trying to remember their death but can’t- I-I can’t remember….

Z-dog: -enters the room- what did I miss?

???: ok can someone explain what happened to me please!?

Z-dog: I can do that. So basically-after explaining everything to them-

Brown: so do you have a name you go by instead of your real one?

???: my friends and colleague’s would always call me Rio.

Lyle: welcome to the recom squad Rio

Z-dog: you’ll meet colonel and the others later but I’m z-dog

Brown: I’m brown like the color -points to ja- that’s our medic Ja

Ja: -waves- hi

Brown: -points to Mansk- that’s Mansk

Mansk: ._. hello

Fike: and I’m the best black person here Fike.

Brown: Umm no you’re not

Fike: yea I am

Rio: yeah I’m not getting caught up in that.

Ja: yeah it’s worst with Lopez and brown but that’s later in if they decide to fight about something stupid.

Brown: I HEARD THAT!

The recoms: The general meets Rio

Rio: I’m so fucking scared right now

Fike: -eating a gornola bar- you’ll be fine

Z-dog: yeah plus the coronals gonna be with you so no worries

Rio:….that doesn’t make it any better z

Quaritch: there you are. You ready to meet the general?

Rio: -nods nervously- totally…

Quaritch: just take Deep breaths and you’ll be fine

Rio: ….ok

-they go to general armdores office-

General armdore: -let’s Rio inside but not quaritch- I can take it from here coronal

Quaritch: -nods and walks away-

Rio: *THEY LIED TO ME!*

General Ardmore: it would be funny if I said I wasn’t expecting you to be lighter than the other recoms.

Rio:..-nods slightly-

General Ardmore: and your past files say that you use to be in a na’vi field of medicine and was studying anatomy about the Na’vi too. Is that correct?

Rio: yeas general. Before I died I use to study anatomy and medicine for na’vi.

General Ardmore: well looks like you are well suited for the job Rio. Welcome to protect phoenix.

Rio: -bows their head- thank you general Ardmore. -salutes and leaves-

General Ardmore: -salutes and goes back to what she was doing-

-meanwhile with the others-

Brown: who would do more push ups Lopez or Ja

Lopez: me you dumb fuck

Ja: No me

Lopez: ALIGHT BET

Z-dog: oh look the Rio’s coming back

Rio: IM OFFICIALLY APART OF PROJECT PHOENIX!

Lyle: see I told you she would let you on the team

Rio: you said that I would shit my pants

Lyle:……stfu

quaritch: its Great to officially have you on the team

Rio: yeah

Lopez: -doing push ups with ja-

Ja: -doing the same thing-

Mansk: 99…100…101

-Lopez And ja end up falling out at 109 and decided to do a thumb war-

Warren:….HOW COME IM NOT INCLUDED!?

- @dyingofcookies COME GET UR MAN HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!-

Warren: Hold on a Minute im about to break the 4th wall

-NO-

More baby recoms and father quaritch

Broccoli

(I THINK IM DOWN TOO DEEP!)

“Brown eat your broccoli.” Quaritch said pushing the plate back to him. Brown pushed it back towards quaritch and crossed their arms.

“I don’t like it!” Brown said as he stuck his tongue out in disgust. Quaritch sighed. Out of all the other recoms that ate the broccoli, Brown had to be the most difficult out of them all.

“Come on bud just eat it like the rest of your friends” quaritch said to Brown. Brown looked at the rest of his friends away from the dinner table playing and causing chaos. Hell he thought he saw z-dog and Walker try and make Fike eat a crayon. But that didn’t happen because quaritch glares at them from across the room when they were about to make him do it.

“But it nasty.” Brown Said trying to at least reason with his recom parent. Quaritch took Browns fork and stuck a piece of broccoli on it. Lopez soon wandered his way to the table and sat next to Brown.

“Dad, Warren ate a Quarter.” Lopez Said.

“I’m sorry what…oh lord WARREN!” As soon as quaritch heard that from Lopez he went to go check up on the situation. This left Lopez enough time to put some cheese on Browns broccoli.

“Ew you can’t put cheese on broccoli.” Brown told Lopez.

“Oh shush! It makes it taste better. Now eat it!” Lopez said pushing the plate towards Brown. Brown looked at it and picked up a piece with his tiny hands. He ate the top of it and it didn’t taste plain to him anymore. He soon cleared off his whole plate before quaritch came back looking disappointed.

“Lopez you lied. Stop lying or else time out.”

“Yes dad.” Lopez said as he left the table and went to go play with the other tiny recoms. Quaritch looked at Browns plate and saw that he ate all his broccoli.

“Hm you ate all your broccoli. Ok you can go play.” Quaritch said as he took up the plate and fork from Brown. Brown left the table and went to go play with the other recoms. Lopez went over to him and whispered to him.

“Told you cheese makes everything better”

“You never said that.”

“Now I did”