Apollo: I Was Arrested For Being Too Cool.

Apollo: I was arrested for being too cool.

Hermes: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Apollo: Here's some advice-

Hermes: I didn't ask for any.

Apollo: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Hermes, pointing: May I sit there?

Apollo: That's my lap

Hermes: That doesn't answer my question, Apollo

Hermes: Am I going too far?

Apollo: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Hermes: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Apollo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Hermes: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Apollo: Im going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Hermes: Im going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast.