*Jason, Walking Pass Tim In The Cave*

*Jason, walking pass Tim in the cave*

Tim, in the batcomputer chair : Sniff* Sniff*

Jason : What?

Tim :

Tim : Are you using SuNsIiK?

Jason : Yeah, why?

Tim : DiSgUsTiNg

Jason : …

Y’all know those fanfics where the Civvie Batfam deal with Villains/Rogue (who don’t know their nightly activities) in daylight?

Well, yes, to those fics. I need more. Like >

Luthor : “Hello, Mr. Drake!”

Tim : “It’s Drake-Wayne!” *Literally dead inside*

Or

Harley : “Isn’t he just a cute pudding? A little air headed, but definitely good!”

Ivy : *Nods*

Bruce : *Internalised groan* “Hahahah!”

Or

Damian : *Kidnapped by low level Black Mask thugs*

Five mins later…

Damian : *Kidnapping the low level Black Mask thugs*

You get the point, I feel.

Tim : Is that blood?

Jason/Damian : Don’t worry, it’s not mine.

Dick : That’s suppose to reassure me??

Dick : Why’d you kill him?!

Jason : I didn’t want him alive.

Damian : That is reasonable. *nodding*

Tim : *Also nodding*

Dick : How is that reasonable???

Jason : The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Tim : I almost died!

Jason : Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.

Bruce : Go to sleep, Tim.

Tim : I’ll go to sleep when God lets me.

Bruce :

Bats : *Worried noises*