Yall Know Those Fanfics Where The Civvie Batfam Deal With Villains/Rogue (who Dont Know Their Nightly

Y’all know those fanfics where the Civvie Batfam deal with Villains/Rogue (who don’t know their nightly activities) in daylight?

Well, yes, to those fics. I need more. Like >

Luthor : “Hello, Mr. Drake!”

Tim : “It’s Drake-Wayne!” *Literally dead inside*

Or

Harley : “Isn’t he just a cute pudding? A little air headed, but definitely good!”

Ivy : *Nods*

Bruce : *Internalised groan* “Hahahah!”

Or

Damian : *Kidnapped by low level Black Mask thugs*

Five mins later…

Damian : *Kidnapping the low level Black Mask thugs*

You get the point, I feel.

It’s gotten out of hand 😭🤚 @graveswithadot @mybrainisoveractive

Did some research on Alfred (the Cat) and realised, my cat looked like Alfred (the Cat) —The white at the end of its tail :

Bat family Social Media Au’s are to die for??

I would get down on one knee and propose to my bsf if it meant that I would get unlimited fanfics of the Batfam on social media platforms or have their own reality tv show (eg. The Kardashians)

I read this one fic where people find out that Ra’s is the Head of the League of Assassins/Shadows.

And the chapter before that was talking about Damian COMMITTING A LOT OF “TAX FRAUD”. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION.

Tim : Can’t you just hit him with your knife?

Dick : I believe the term is ‘Stab’.

Jason and Damian : *Confused and afraid to know why Tim asked Dick instead of either of them*

Bruce : Go to sleep, Tim.

Tim : I’ll go to sleep when God lets me.

Bruce :

Bats : *Worried noises*