Yall Know Those Fanfics Where The Civvie Batfam Deal With Villains/Rogue (who Dont Know Their Nightly

Y’all know those fanfics where the Civvie Batfam deal with Villains/Rogue (who don’t know their nightly activities) in daylight?

Well, yes, to those fics. I need more. Like >

Luthor : “Hello, Mr. Drake!”

Tim : “It’s Drake-Wayne!” *Literally dead inside*

Or

Harley : “Isn’t he just a cute pudding? A little air headed, but definitely good!”

Ivy : *Nods*

Bruce : *Internalised groan* “Hahahah!”

Or

Damian : *Kidnapped by low level Black Mask thugs*

Five mins later…

Damian : *Kidnapping the low level Black Mask thugs*

You get the point, I feel.

*On a rescue mission that’s time sensitive*

Dick : Which way did Hood and Robin go?

Tim : Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner and the slight disturbance in the gravel. I’d say they went left.

Dick : You could really figure it out from all that?

Tim : No, you idiot. They said it over the comms when you were busy flirting— Sorry, I meant, interrogating the lady.

*In a do or die situation*

Damian : Do you trust me?

Tim : No?

Damian :

Damian : Smart man *Proceeds to kick Tim down the cliff*

Tim : daaaaaMMMMMMMIIIIIIANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Damian : Names!

Dick : Why’d you kill him?!

Jason : I didn’t want him alive.

Damian : That is reasonable. *nodding*

Tim : *Also nodding*

Dick : How is that reasonable???

Tim : Can’t you just hit him with your knife?

Dick : I believe the term is ‘Stab’.

Jason and Damian : *Confused and afraid to know why Tim asked Dick instead of either of them*

Damian : We’re going to die!

Dick : Now, I don’t to hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!

Damian : Yay! We’re going to die, woooo!

Dick : …

Tim : He’s got you there.

Jason : *Inelegant snort*