Everywhere Else:

Everywhere Else:

“Have you heard about the mass shooting?”

“OMG it’s tragic isn’t it? I hope they’re looking into why it happened so that doesn’t happen again.”

In the US:

“Have you heard about the mass shooting?”

“Maybe, which one?”

Bruce: I have a plan!

Hulk, internally: No self-sacrafice.

Bruce: …I don’t have a plan.

if u thought i was done dadposting, you better think again. skaar and bruce didnt have as nearly enough time just doing normal stuff and coping!! just a big green man and his alien kid trying to get thru the world

Wow, 5 ap classes at one time is not a good idea for your first year of high school

thor: *lying next to a sleeping bruce* nice

bruce: *cuddles closer to thor, still asleep*

thor: * choking back tears* n i ce

bruce: bold of me to use the catchphrase “no worries” when i’m in fact, full of worries