Scott: Did I Get Anything Out Of This Experience? No. It Was Completely And Totally Uneventful.

Scott: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.

Jubilee: He kissed a guy!!!

Scott: No, I didn’t!

Ororo: Yes, you did!

Scott: Didn’t!

Jubilee: Diiiiiiiiiiid!!!

Scott: Did! Not!

Ororo: Did!

Jubilee: Did, did, did, did, did! Di di di did di di di did!!!

Jean: Babe, I can break this tie.

Jean: *holds up a photo of Pietro kissing Scott*

Ororo: He totally did!

Jubilee: Do you notice something different about Peter?

Scott: Well, Peter’s his own thing. We’ve had sex in like three different houses and I’m not totally sure any of them were his.

Peter: You tryna get a kiss, dude?

Scott: . . .

Peter: A little kissy kiss, dude?

Scott: . . .

Peter: Dude? A smooch on the lips, dude? A smooch, dude?

Scott: Yes! Oh my god! Why do you always have to make this so difficult?!?!

Raven: I have an amazing memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Kurt: You left me in a Walmart parking lot just last week!

Raven: That was on purpose, try again.

John: Luna’s at Olympic and Twentieth? That’s the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.

Scott: What?! We’re going there right now!

Pietro: Wait. Are you sure, John?

John: Ocko, I’m going to answer and then I’m gonna walk away. Deal?

Pietro: Deal.

John: I’m 420% sure.

Pietro: . . .

Scott: Wow, he’s bad at math!

Jubilee: Where were you? We were worried!

Scott: Don’t worry, Jubes. I was meeting someone who may have changed my life!

Kurt: You met a girl!

Jubilee: What’s her name?! Emma?! Madelyn?! Joanna?!

Scott: Pietro . . .

Kurt: Terrific!!

Scott: No! He’s a member of the brotherhood.

Jubilee: Wonderful!

Scott: No! He’s a thief!

Kurt: Oh.

Jubilee: Scott, you do not have my permission to fuck a thief.

Scott: Oh my god.