Scott: Getting Bullied In High School Is Still No Excuse For Propping Up Dictators. Peter Got Bulled

Scott: Getting bullied in high school is still no excuse for propping up dictators. Peter got bulled his whole high school career. He's not criminal. Jean: Um... Yeah, he is. Scott: Not a bad criminal. (Leverage)

Jean: Dude, he’s a terrorist!

Scott: Yeah, but not one of the bad ones.

Jean: You just think he’s hot.

Scott: The sexier you are the more you can get away with.

Jean: …

The Brotherhood: Fuck the X-Men!

Pietro: *getting ready for his date with Scott* I already am.

Scott: I think that–

Lorna: Scott, stop! This discussion is family only!

Pietro: Scott is family!

Vision: She’s just saying–

Pietro: This doesn’t concern you, Toaster!

Jean: Yeah, none of this concerns you, Vision!

Wanda: Woah woah woah! So, Scott’s family but Viz isn’t?

Jean: Yeah, they’re married!

Lorna: THEY’RE WHAT?!

Peter: Okay, well, what about this new linguistic discovery that I made in Chicago?

Scott: *staring intently*

Peter: What the sigma?

Peter: He’s got a level ten rizz.

Peter: No cap.

Scott: Oh! The youths, yeah.

Peter: Gen Alpha. 

Peter: Gen Alphaaaa. 

Scott: *gasps* Is that after Z?

Peter: Yessssss!

Ororo: I don’t think that Peter is a good person.

Scott: You don’t have all the facts.

Jean: Which are?

Scott: I love him!

Alex: Y’know, there’s a lotta handsome fish in the sea.

Scott: Yeah, thanks, but I’m . . .

Hank: I thought you had such a good time with that Maximoff boy?

Scott: Yeah, uh, right now I’m looking for just female fishes exclusively. Pietro was just a–

Ororo: So you’re bi?

Scott: No, no, ‘Ro. I’m not, I’m definitely not. I’m not bi, Hank.

Hank: That’s okay.

Scott: I’m not.

Hank: I love you.

Scott: Can we just move on from this conversation?

Alex: I love my bi son.