My take on incorrect quotes from the X-Men.
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Peter: Okay, Well, What About This New Linguistic Discovery That I Made In Chicago?
Peter: Okay, well, what about this new linguistic discovery that I made in Chicago?
Scott: *staring intently*
Peter: What the sigma?
Peter: He’s got a level ten rizz.
Peter: No cap.
Scott: Oh! The youths, yeah.
Peter: Gen Alpha.
Peter: Gen Alphaaaa.
Scott: *gasps* Is that after Z?
Peter: Yessssss!
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The Brotherhood: Fuck the X-Men!
Pietro: *getting ready for his date with Scott* I already am.
Scott: Dude, you’re such a fucking asshole.
Pietro: *not even bothering to look up from his phone* You are what you eat, Scott.
Scott: Wuuuuh, what the hell, man?!
Scott: . . .
Scott:
Erik: Who wants to make five dollars?
Jean: How?
Erik: I need someone to take the fall.
Charles: *distantly* Oh my god!
Lorna: What did you do?!
Erik: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Wanda: Why can’t you–
Charles: OH MY GOD!!
Pietro: Make it ten.
Erik: Done!
Charles: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Erik: You’re a good son.
Erik: *dragging Pietro out by the ear* I GOT HIM, DARLING! DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!
Erik: Were bonding. Peter even called me the D-word? Raven: Dumbass? Erik: No. Dad. (iCarly)
It starts off with dad. Then it turns into father, then it’s papa, then it’s pops, then it’s whatever Peter’s feeling. By the time two weeks have gone by, all the Xavier-Lensherr kids are referring to Erik as pa and he refuses to admit how happy it makes him.
Scott: I think that–
Lorna: Scott, stop! This discussion is family only!
Pietro: Scott is family!
Vision: She’s just saying–
Pietro: This doesn’t concern you, Toaster!
Jean: Yeah, none of this concerns you, Vision!
Wanda: Woah woah woah! So, Scott’s family but Viz isn’t?
Jean: Yeah, they’re married!
Lorna: THEY’RE WHAT?!