Darcy/Rachel: I Love Monica Darcy/Rachel: Umm... I Mean It's Cool You Ate Sushi For Breakfast Haha Stupid

Darcy/Rachel: I love Monica Darcy/Rachel: Umm... I mean it's cool you ate Sushi for breakfast haha stupid autocorrect Peter: ...This is a verbal conversation. And I just asked if you had seen Nina anywhere. And when you go back, tell that to Woo so I can win the damn bet. X-Men: What's autocorrect?

I think Jimmy would meet Peter and they’d be friends, but Jimmy and Scott are closer while Lang and Peter are dumbasses together.  Jimmy: Your boyfriend an idiotic criminal too?

Scott: Yeah.

Scott Lang and Peter: *carrying in a cart of stolen food* Hey!

I don’t personally believe this theory, simply because I love Darcy as Darcy. If this did happen, Darcy/Rachel would say something along the lines of “I’m a lesbian with two moms. Figure it out.” So now everyone is confused. Jubilee had been on a mission and came into say hi, the second Darcy/Rachel saw her she rushed over and gave Jubilee a hug. The pieces finally snap together in Jean’s mind, so she grabs her brother by the ear and drags him outside. And whisper yells “YOU BROUGHT JUBILATION AND I’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CHILD BACK!?” Peter’s response is, “Thank god she’s not your’s and Scott’s. Now I can keep dating him.” “You two are dating!?” “Shit! We can talk about it later.” “Damn, this is why he was so pissed about the girlfriend thing.” So now they’ve got to tell everyone else who Darcy/Rachel is. And explain to Scott that he isn’t being cheated on.

This is weird but could you do some silvercyclops wedding planning headcanons please?

Of course!

-They had adopted Pyro in 1990, and had two children together through surrogates after that. So Pyro is thirty three, Luna is twenty one, and Nate is seventeen when gay marriage is legalized.

-Pyro is the one who calls them asking when the wedding is. “Ocko, when will the svadba(wedding) be? I’m bringing Bobby.”

-They weren’t planning on marrying, they’re fifty eight and sixty four, for fuck’s sake. But after some cajoling(mainly from Ororo and their kids) they agree to have the ceremony at the manor. 

-To the surprise of others, both are very worried about it. They’ve been partners for thirty five years and they want the other to have the most beautiful wedding possible.  -They get binders with detailed plans from Kurt, Ororo, Irene, Jubilee, Pyro, Luna, Wanda, Jean, and most surprisingly, Logan. When asked why he made it he said, “It’s about time you fuckers got married.” He won’t mention anymore details.

-They go tux shopping together. Scott’s is a classic black on white, with a grey bow tie. Pietro’s is a part of his mother’s Sokovian wedding dress transformed into a jacket, and a pair of grey pants. 

-They went wedding ring shopping separately. Scott brought Ororo and Jean with him, and they ended up finding a silver ring with a band of black in the middle of it. He gets it inscribed with the phrase, “Sweet dreams are made of this,” a call back to the music they bonded over. Pietro took Jubilee, and they find a simple, gold ring. He inscribed this with “Miláčik, Milujem ťa,” Sokovian for “Darling, I love you.”

-They spend the night before cuddling in bed, recalling all they’ve done together throughout the years.  -Pietro is walked down the aisle by Charles, Erik, and Marya. All kiss his cheek before they give him away.

-Scott is walked down by Alex and Hank. 

-Nate is their flower person.

-Scott’s groomspeople are Luna, Ororo, Shogo, Jean, Bobby, and Kurt.

-Pietro’s are Pyro, Ellie Camacho(Luna’s partner), Rachel, Jubilee, Warren, and Rogue.

-The ceremony is about forty five minutes long, on the front lawn of the manor, and the happiest day of Scott and Pietro’s lives. 

Yeah didn’t really believe this theory either but I thought it would be a pretty funny scenario and I have no self control so I had to ask that. And this: Scott: If Peter and I ever get married I’ll call him my first husband Scott: Remind him he’s replaceable Darcy/Rachel: Well, just so you know, the one where I come from is dead, so pick another multiverse. Everyone else: Wait what?

Darcy/Rachel: He was shot.

Jean: Was he in a coma?

Darcy/Rachel: No. He was running and blocked the bullets from hitting a superhero.

Scott: That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

Peter: Was alternate me not fast?

Darcy/Rachel: He was fast.

Peter: THEN HE SHOULD’VE MOVED THE FUCKING BULLETS!!!

Darcy/Rachel: 

Do you think Rachel would date Kitty and if she did how would Jean and Jubilee react (would Jubilee try and kill Kitty like she did with the guy that hit on Rachel)?

I think Rachel and Kitty would be the type of on again off again couple that everyone knows is endgame. They get together for the first time when Rachel is nineteen and Kitty is twenty four, so Jubilee is a bit murderous in the beginning. Despite Jeanbilee knowing Kitty from the time that she was thirteen, she’s still dating their little girl. Jean’s way of having her not murder anyone was having Ororo, Scott, and Pietro over for dinner. They ended up getting drunk and reminiscing about when their kids were younger. After that Jubilee rarely wants to kill Kitty.

Alex: Like this tweet for a “I secretly think”. Alex: @Twinkies-Are-4Ever I secretly think your boyfriend is way too good for you. Peter: I didn’t like. And it’s not a very good secret considering you tell me that every time we met. Scott: You WHAT?? ALEX WTF??? Alex: You really believed me when I was playing a game of one sided Chinese whisper with him? Hank: It’s four am everyone please just log off and go to bed.

This inspired me, so sorry it took so long. The post is here.