Yeah Didnt Really Believe This Theory Either But I Thought It Would Be A Pretty Funny Scenario And I

Yeah didn’t really believe this theory either but I thought it would be a pretty funny scenario and I have no self control so I had to ask that. And this: Scott: If Peter and I ever get married I’ll call him my first husband Scott: Remind him he’s replaceable Darcy/Rachel: Well, just so you know, the one where I come from is dead, so pick another multiverse. Everyone else: Wait what?

Darcy/Rachel: He was shot.

Jean: Was he in a coma?

Darcy/Rachel: No. He was running and blocked the bullets from hitting a superhero.

Scott: That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

Peter: Was alternate me not fast?

Darcy/Rachel: He was fast.

Peter: THEN HE SHOULD’VE MOVED THE FUCKING BULLETS!!!

Darcy/Rachel: 

Pyro: One time my guardians were having a heated argument in the car. Pietro said something that angered Scott and Scott threw his Eurythmics tape out the window with rage. Pietro looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it in the player.

Bobby: Babe. . .

Rogue: How are we cousins and I’ve never heard that story?

Scott: You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself marry the villain.

Ororo: Wait, what?!

Scott: Pietro and I got drunk after a fight so we’re Vegas married now.

Ororo: Well, how long until the divorce is finalized?

Scott: Divorce? Oro, we’ve already bought a house, adopted a turtle, and adopted a kid. We’re going all in!

Ororo: . . .

Ororo: What kid?

John: Hi!

Ororo: Hey, John. What are you doing here?

John: Visiting Dad! Ocko dropped me off.

Ororo: THE KID YOU ADOPTED IS PYRO!?

Could you do some headcanons about Rachel being Jeanbilee’s daughter

Of course! Here are some Rachel headcanons, plus a few with Shogo.

-Jean and Jubilee had Rachel after three years of being married. Jean carried her and Scott was the sperm donor.

-Rachel’s name is Rachel Lee, as Jean took Jubilee’s last name when they got married.

-Jubilee is more likely to cry during milestones in Rachel’s life.

-Jean is the mom that is willing to fight a child for hurting her daughter.

-Jubilee is the mom who comforts Rachel but later calls the kid’s parents and yells at them.

-Rachel is eight when Jubilee and Jean adopt her younger brother, Shogo.

-Rachel has three grandfathers and a set of great aunts that she sees as grandmothers.

-When Rachel is with Charles and Erik they read to her, help her learn how to control her powers, and cook with her.

-When Rachel is with Logan, he takes her to town and they cause trouble. He always lets her get ice cream after. He is also the grandfather she learned the most curse words from.

-Rachel doesn’t spend as much time with Raven and Irene, but Rogue and Kurt babysit her pretty often. When she does see Raven and Irene they like to tell her stories about their life.

-Rachel is only a few years younger than her cousin Luna, and they’re best friends.

-Rachel tells both her moms that she’s asexual and lesbian at the same time. She told Shogo before, they just shrugged and said that they already knew.

-Shogo is a he/they and Jubilee is a she/they.

-Rachel says Pietro and Scott are her favorite uncles because Pietro cooks for her and they both help her buy birthday presents for her moms.

-Her favorite cousins(in no particular order) are Pyro, Luna, Nate, Kurt, and Rogue.

-Even though Pyro is about a decade older than her and her oldest cousin, Rachel gets along with him pretty well. He helped her design and sew her superhero costume.

I head canon Peter and Darcy (Rachel or not) quoting memes and vines even when it doesn’t make sense. Meanwhile Scott and Monica just like: “Wanda please abduct these two idiots again”

I don’t like the Darcy/Rachel theory, but I do like the thought of Monica and Darcy meeting at a young age. Then Carol and Maria are friends with the X-Men and visit the mansion, so DarMonica both get dragged along. My AU is basically just any characters I like are friends.  Peter: Darcy!

Darcy: What the fuck, Richard! Hi, Uncle P!

Monica: Please take them away, Wanda.

Scott: Please. Any universe is good.

Wanda: Don’t look at me!

Wanda: *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*  I’m very different from the cishet whitewashed Wanda who abducted my brother last time!

Scott: Who is she talking to?

Monica: There’s a cishet whitewashed Wanda?

Wanda: Earth-199999 was the earth whose Wanda stole Peter. Earth-199999′s Wanda is white, not trans, and straight.

Monica: Weird. 

I don’t personally believe this theory, simply because I love Darcy as Darcy. If this did happen, Darcy/Rachel would say something along the lines of “I’m a lesbian with two moms. Figure it out.” So now everyone is confused. Jubilee had been on a mission and came into say hi, the second Darcy/Rachel saw her she rushed over and gave Jubilee a hug. The pieces finally snap together in Jean’s mind, so she grabs her brother by the ear and drags him outside. And whisper yells “YOU BROUGHT JUBILATION AND I’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CHILD BACK!?” Peter’s response is, “Thank god she’s not your’s and Scott’s. Now I can keep dating him.” “You two are dating!?” “Shit! We can talk about it later.” “Damn, this is why he was so pissed about the girlfriend thing.” So now they’ve got to tell everyone else who Darcy/Rachel is. And explain to Scott that he isn’t being cheated on.