Jubilee: Every Time I Ask You To Sign My Yearbook You Say Im Waiting For Senior Year.

Jubilee: Every time I ask you to sign my yearbook you say “I’m waiting for senior year.”

Jubilee: It’s senior year, you’re signing my fucking yearbook!

Jean: No, HAGS.

Jubilee: NO!

Ororo: What is Scott to you?

Pietro: He is the reason that I wake up in the morning.

Ororo: Aw, that’s nice!

Scott: *barging into their bedroom that morning* WAKE UP HONEY! WAKE THE FUCK UP! I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AGAIN! I WAS TRYING TO MAKE CEREAL!! WHY DO YOU STILL LET ME COOK!?!?!?!

Jean: Jubilee’s chapstick tastes real nice.

Scott: You two kissed?

Jean: What! No-

Jubilee: She ate it.

Jean: *facepalms*

Jean: So, what gives? We haven’t seen either of you at work since you adopted John.

Scott: Being a DILF is a full time job, Jean.

Pietro: God, please just say parenting!

Lorna: Alright. It’s hard to keep track of who’s marrying who and who’s adopting who, so to keep things simple, I made a family tree. | Lorna: *holds up a paper with a bunch of scribbles on it. | Lorna: Alright, Peter, you are my wife. | Lorna: Oh sorry, I made a mistake. | | Lorna: I spelled ‘disappointment to the entire family’ as ‘wife’

Peter: A common mistake, it should be D.T.T.E.F.

Luna: I don’t think Ocko is a disappointment! I’m part of the family! He’s not a disappointment, right Dad?

Scott: Sweetie, yesterday we had to remind him how to work a flashlight, while he was grading physics homework. He’s smart, but he is a disappointment.  Peter: Exactly, Miláčik.

Scott: I am a simple person.

Scott: I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of soup. I leave.

John: Technically if you eat them all at once it’s one serving!

Scott: . . .

Scott: I like the way you think, Kid.

Pietro: NO!