Jubilee: Every Time I Ask You To Sign My Yearbook You Say Im Waiting For Senior Year.

Jubilee: Every time I ask you to sign my yearbook you say “I’m waiting for senior year.”

Jubilee: It’s senior year, you’re signing my fucking yearbook!

Jean: No, HAGS.

Jubilee: NO!

Rogue: Raven and Irene didn’t raise a quitter but they did raise a homosexual idiot.

Kurt: More than one.

Pietro: Do I have something on my face?

Scott: What?

Pietro: You have been staring at me for at least ten minutes.

Scott: Oh, uh, no. There’s nothing on your face.

Pietro: Then why are you staring at me?

Scott: Honestly?

Pietro: Yes.

Scott: I just really want to play with your hair.

Scott: Guys, this is my boyfriend. Pietro, these are my friends.

Pietro: Why are they looking at me that way?

Jubilee: Scott acts as sort of a dad for the group. Emotionally, this is like being told that you’re our new mom.

Pietro: You know it is not like that at all, right?

Kurt: Absolutely, do you cook macaroni?

Jean: So, what gives? We haven’t seen either of you at work since you adopted John.

Scott: Being a DILF is a full time job, Jean.

Pietro: God, please just say parenting!

Scott: I am a simple person.

Scott: I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of soup. I leave.

John: Technically if you eat them all at once it’s one serving!

Scott: . . .

Scott: I like the way you think, Kid.

Pietro: NO!