Tony: Yes, I Am Smart

tony: yes, i am smart

tony: yes, i am stupid

tony: it’s called being flexible

tony: sometimes i wanna know what exactly is going on in your head

peter: as someone who lives there, i have to say, you really, really don’t

bucky to sam: stop being so mean to me or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you!

bucky: i got called gay in walmart today

sharon: what? what happened?

bucky: i got called gay in walmart

sharon: yeah but why?

bucky: i was making out with sam

sharon: in walmart?

bucky: yeah it was in walmart

tony: *makes peter a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

peter: *sips tea*

tony:

peter: *finishes tea*

tony: didn't it taste bad?

peter: yeah, but i didn't want to hurt your feelings so i drank it all

tony, tearing up: oh, okay.

tony: that giant box is peter’s gift for me?

stephen: yep

tony: he’s inside it isn’t he?

stephen: yep