Ladies And Gentlemen, I Present To You Free The Caged Laughter, A Truly Touching Artwork By The One And
“Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Free the Caged Laughter, a truly touching artwork by the one and only Rike; may her Majesty bless us with her heaven-sent scriptures. Free the Caged is a series of woefully gut-wrenching recollections of life after the mafia of our favourite casts from the amazing legend that is Caged. Within this series, you will find breathtaking tales such as Puggle Wuggle ft. Kookie the Pug, Mad Hatter Vegas, A Tale of Carma ft. The McD Delivery Guy and The Secret to Long Life: Apple, each just as capable of reducing you into a gasping, sobbing mess as the last. So come, join me as we venture once more into the intricate realm of the Caged fic verse, and lose ourselves to the call of the wind bone rattling wails once more!”
TCW;DR: I just got thinking bored and decided to come up with a prose about crack!alternate ending drabbles that have yet to exist, but would probably make me wheeze my insides out with laughter if they did. (Rike you beautiful human please feel free to attempt to prove me right :))
……@mrsmon too much? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I refuse to finish reading caged yet. I don't ever want it to end (but secretly I really wanna find out what happens next). The struggle 😭😭😭
What chapter are you on? I’ll just spoil you, Namjoon and OC adopt three pugs and name them Kanye, Drake, and Marshall, Hoseok and Jimin elope to Vegas and win 200,000 dollars and spend it all on hats, Taehyung opens a car dealership called “Taeyota”, Jin buys Apple and creates cell phones with long battery lives that don’t just turn themselves off in the cold (seriously tho wtf), Jungkook buys a pug costume and scares Namjoon almost to death when they meet at the open fridge one night, and Yoongi moves into a tree house to “find himself” before deciding he misses McDonald’s delivery too much and moving into Taehyung’s villa. He then also opens a car dealership called “Yoondai”.
There now you can go ahead and read it
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