Every Friend Group Should Include A Bimbo, A Mean Bisexual, An Even Meaner Lesbian, She/theys And He/theys,

every friend group should include a bimbo, a mean bisexual, an even meaner lesbian, she/theys and he/theys, a token straight that’s on thin ice, an astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized, and a short king

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

And if it's possible, i want it to be delivered by Charlie Dalton himself

charlie may have been kidding but I could use an actual phone call from God right about now

My parents: fuck you, my child is completely fine

Me : eating raw pasta to calm my oral fixation

"my child is completely fine"

ma'am your child psychoanalyzes everyone correctly

she’s spitting facts! take care of yourself or evil can’t prosper!