Its Not Fair That Wylan And David Never Met. But It Might Be For The Better Considering Them In The Same

It’s not fair that Wylan and David never met. But it might be for the better considering them in the same room would cause a category 7 autism event™️

Thinking about how 17 year old Kaz Brekker could determine that Sturmhond was the King of Ravka within two minutes of meeting him, yet the Darkling (thousand year old immortal) could not discern that even after TWO WEEKS on a ship with him. Not to mention that Kaz had never even seen Nikolai’s face and the Darkling had literally met him before?!?

THIS IS GOLD OML. Nikolai complimenting himself is so him. I need to steal this idea and make some

🐦‍⬛ KazBrekker The King Of Ravka and Sturmhond are together 👑 ThatOneKing Nuh un 🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral That is confidential information 👑 ThatOneKing It is 🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral Yes? 👑 ThatOneKing We have to fire a lot of people

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☕ DregsOfficial

Why does everyone say Kaz is hot

🦁 TheDimeLions

We have eyes

☕ DregsOfficial

WTF?????

🔪 RazerGuys

Yeah

☕ DregsOfficial

bruh

✋ TheCoolestGang

He could kill me and I'd thank him ong

☕ DregsOfficial

67.221.48.167

We’re coming for you

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👻 TheWraith

I’m not with Dirtyhands, guys

🍰 TheQueenOfNeens

Oh honey

💥 JesperfaHEHE

Girl

💣 TheBoomTheBang

No

🌕 TheGhostOfMatty

Why are you lying

🐦‍⬛ KazBrekker

So true, mysterious pirate that I do not know

☕ DregsOfficial

That is such a big lie even you should be ashamed Kaz

🐦‍⬛ KazBrekker

Anika, you're fired. Pim gets your job.

☕ DregsOfficial

TRAITOR

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🦊 ThatOnePrivateer

Nikolai Lantsov is so hot

👑 ThatOneKing

You too bbg <3

🦊 ThatOnePrivateer

I’m gonna kiss you

🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral

This is public

👑 ThatOneKing

Okay?

🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral

Do this in your own time

🔥 TheTailorInRavka

Please

🪨 DavidSafin

This is why I do not like social media

👑 ThatOneKing

L

🦊 ThatOnePrivateer

L

🪨 DavidSafin

What does that mean?

👑 ThatOneKing

LOSER!!111!!!!!1!!1!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!!

🔥 TheTailorInRavka

Nikolai leave him be

👑 ThatOneKing

No

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💎 RavkaEdits

Nikolai Lantsov is so hot

👑 ThatOneKing

Thx bbg

🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral

Nikolai you can’t respond to these

👑 ThatOneKing

L

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I understand the Darkling is a complex character, had good intentions, yadayada, etc etc. HOWEVER, I will never understand Darklina. Like he literally said, “I will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but mine.” The definition of toxic and abusive.

Chappell Roan changed me mentally, emotionally and spiritually.

ok but like the concept of Ghezen and mercantry being the religion and law in Ketterdam and Kerch is so cool to me and I think it should be talked about more

like it's so casual in canon but I want more details