If Wylan Had Worked With David And Nikolai On Weapons While Ravka Was At War With Fjerda, Fjerda Wouldve

If Wylan had worked with David and Nikolai on weapons while Ravka was at war with Fjerda, Fjerda would’ve been FLATTENED

Nina should’ve shattered Jarl Brum’s ankle or something that left permanent physical damage. JUST tearing out his scalp was MERCIFUL.

Thinking about how 17 year old Kaz Brekker could determine that Sturmhond was the King of Ravka within two minutes of meeting him, yet the Darkling (thousand year old immortal) could not discern that even after TWO WEEKS on a ship with him. Not to mention that Kaz had never even seen Nikolai’s face and the Darkling had literally met him before?!?

THIS IS GOLD OML. Nikolai complimenting himself is so him. I need to steal this idea and make some

🐦‍⬛ KazBrekker The King Of Ravka and Sturmhond are together 👑 ThatOneKing Nuh un 🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral That is confidential information 👑 ThatOneKing It is 🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral Yes? 👑 ThatOneKing We have to fire a lot of people

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🧇 KooperomWaffles New poll guys! What’s your favorite Kooperom dish? 🧇 KooperomWaffles Guys

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☕ DregsOfficial

Why does everyone say Kaz is hot

🦁 TheDimeLions

We have eyes

☕ DregsOfficial

WTF?????

🔪 RazerGuys

Yeah

☕ DregsOfficial

bruh

✋ TheCoolestGang

He could kill me and I'd thank him ong

☕ DregsOfficial

67.221.48.167

We’re coming for you

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👻 TheWraith

I’m not with Dirtyhands, guys

🍰 TheQueenOfNeens

Oh honey

💥 JesperfaHEHE

Girl

💣 TheBoomTheBang

No

🌕 TheGhostOfMatty

Why are you lying

🐦‍⬛ KazBrekker

So true, mysterious pirate that I do not know

☕ DregsOfficial

That is such a big lie even you should be ashamed Kaz

🐦‍⬛ KazBrekker

Anika, you're fired. Pim gets your job.

☕ DregsOfficial

TRAITOR

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🦊 ThatOnePrivateer

Nikolai Lantsov is so hot

👑 ThatOneKing

You too bbg <3

🦊 ThatOnePrivateer

I’m gonna kiss you

🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral

This is public

👑 ThatOneKing

Okay?

🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral

Do this in your own time

🔥 TheTailorInRavka

Please

🪨 DavidSafin

This is why I do not like social media

👑 ThatOneKing

L

🦊 ThatOnePrivateer

L

🪨 DavidSafin

What does that mean?

👑 ThatOneKing

LOSER!!111!!!!!1!!1!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!!

🔥 TheTailorInRavka

Nikolai leave him be

👑 ThatOneKing

No

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💎 RavkaEdits

Nikolai Lantsov is so hot

👑 ThatOneKing

Thx bbg

🐯 ZoyaTheGeneral

Nikolai you can’t respond to these

👑 ThatOneKing

L

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Kaz is probably my favorite but I relate to Nina the most

I'm trying to test something

(Please add which one you relate to in the tags)

When I’m back to being at the restaurant, making the bed, being a mirrorball and the anti hero and the archer, and pretty isn’t pretty anymore