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Raab supremacy 

Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.

NSFW Alphabet: Chris Raab/Raab Himself (CKY/Jackass/Viva La Bam)

I was super excited to write this! I adore Raab, he’s so fucking adorable. Again, the cut is before the GIFS for these alphabets now cuz tumblr was glitching every time I tried to put the cut directly above the actual alphabet. As usual, these are much quicker and easier for me to write than regular fics, so I’m sorry that these tend to come out before previously requested stuff. Enjoy :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Any aftercare that happens after sex is given to Raab by you, not vice versa. You always take on the dominant role; I can’t even picture him being in charge or punishing you or doing anything like that, partially cuz he’s more submissive but also partially cuz he’s just too sweet to do anything that would hurt you. For Raab, the aftercare that you give him is usually more along the lines of “praising him for being a good boy, getting him a snack and cuddling under the covers with him” than “kissing any bruises and making sure he’s okay”, as you rarely (if ever) punish Raab or get rough enough to cause him any kind of pain. He also doesn’t really need to be reassured about anything because you never really degrade or humiliate him. He’s just so sweet and so eager to please you that it’s hard to say or do anything mean to him. He’s always on his best behavior and does anything you ask him to, so there’s never any reason to get mad at him or to warrant punishing him unless you purposefully set him up to do something that allows you to punish him. A typical aftercare session with Raab consists of you cuddling him, rubbing his back, stroking his hair, telling him how good he was for you and how pretty he was, and then getting him a snack and turning on a movie or show to watch together. He’s usually a little tired but always in a good mood and eager to be cuddled or spooned.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I feel like Raab would just be so grabby and touchy and affectionate that he’d have a hard time picking a favorite part of you, but there’d definitely be special attention given to your lips, cheeks and neck. They’re his favorite parts to shower with kisses cuz they’re so soft and so close to his face so he can easily just press kisses to them while you’re having sex. He also really likes when you’ve both just showered and he can bury his face in your neck and smell your body wash. You can pick whatever part of him to be your favorite, but you’ve got to admit that he’s got the cutest smile ever (and gorgeous teeth??).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Raab would try his hardest to be clean with his cum and not make a mess, but he’d absolutely fail. He can’t help it, his orgasms kind of sneak up on him and he barely has time to aim his cock away from you before he cums. His loads are pretty big and pretty wild, and if he gets to pick where he cums, he’s probably gonna pick your chest or your inner thighs. If he really doesn’t wanna inconvenience you, he’s just gonna cum on himself (his belly or thighs or wherever it ends up going). In general, he doesn’t mind cleaning it up but secretly loves when you lick it up instead.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Raab definitely has a secret exhibitionist/public sex kink of some kind. He wants people to see that he’s a perfect, good, well behaved boy for you and that he does a good job pleasing you, so he’d love if it you fucked him in a place where people (his friends, mainly) could see and/or hear it, like a public restroom or a closet or in the living room of a house when other people are in said house too. If you directly asked his friends to come watch the two of you have sex, he’d be so into it and would try even harder to be good for you. He’s definitely a bit of an attention whore, but it’s out of a desire to show people how much he loves you and wants to make you feel good.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Honestly, Raab seems like the type who didn’t get a whole lot of experience in during high school and college (or even during the CKY/Jackass series/Viva La Bam era in general), so I wouldn’t be shocked if you were his first or at the very least one of his first. He’s not entirely sure what’s he’s doing, and you definitely have to teach him some stuff, but he’s got tons of energy and eagerness and his main goal is to please you, so that makes him a fast learner. He’s still not super confident in his abilities when it comes to certain positions and stuff like that, so you’re usually the one in control during sex and you always give him plenty of directions and guide him through something if he’s not sure what to do. He was super excited to go down on you, and you honestly didn’t even have to teach him how to do it cuz he put so much enthusiasm into it and went out of his way to ask if something felt good for you or not. That’s one thing about Raab; he doesn’t always know what he’s doing or where something’s going, but he’s eager to get there. He’s very enthusiastic about it and loves talking a lot during sex, so there’s always plenty of communication.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He’s very attached to missionary style, mainly because he loves being able to bury his face in your neck and have his body pressed up against yours and he likes that you’re right there for him to kiss you and moan/talk in your ear and smile adoringly at you. Reverse missionary (you flat on top of him) is also nice, and he likes that one just as much cuz he doesn’t have to have any control. I don’t know if he’d be all that into cowgirl, but I think he’d like that position where you sit in his lap and ride his cock cuz you always have your arms around him and are, again, pressed right up against him with your faces close to each other. He just really likes cozy, comfortable positions; he can’t do anything that feels cold or unattached and especially dislikes having to be in control of the positions and movements. He’ll honestly let you fuck him wherever though; you could have him lay on the floor while you ride him and he’d be perfectly happy with that, and he’d definitely be down for sweet sex against the shower wall.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very goofy :) I can’t see Raab ever being all that serious, he’s always so happy and sweet and in such a good mood when the two of you have sex. I can picture him constantly breaking down into giggle fits and shooting you toothy grins during the whole thing, and a lot of the stuff he says is just him complimenting you and telling you how good something feels. He doesn’t really make jokes or say anything funny, but he’s a very kind, cheerful, lighthearted guy and that rarely (if ever) changes unless he’s sad about something. Even if Bam and the others burst into the room and started picking on the two of you for fucking, Raab would still be in a good mood and he’d laugh about it cuz why should he be embarrassed about having sex with his gorgeous partner?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Definitely well shaved and well groomed. I feel like he probably wouldn’t have all that much hair down there anyway, but nevertheless he keeps it pretty well groomed. He’s kinda clumsy with it though, so don’t be shocked if he accidentally gets a cut on his balls. Probably the same color as the hair on his head, if not slightly darker.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Raab’s definitely more sweet and cuddly and affectionate than he is romantic or overly intimate. He loves complimenting you (and especially loves you complimenting/praising him and calling him a good boy) and showering you with kisses and he really loves spooning or cuddling with you in bed. His idea of the perfect cuddle session is the two of you in a soft, warm bed with tons of blankets, him curled up against you with his head against your chest as you rub his belly or his back or play with his hair and tell him how good he is for you and how much you love him and how cute he is. The funny thing is that as submissive as he is, he also likes being the more affectionate one even though most subs prefer receiving the most affection (although he loves receiving it just as much, so don’t get it twisted). You’re not gonna get rose petals and sexy bubble baths and chocolate-covered strawberries (or maybe he’ll try to give you that but he’ll almost certainly mess up somewhere), but you’ll get a shit ton of cuddling and affection.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I think Raab likes jerking off just fine but doesn’t really feel the need to do it all that often since he’s with you. I think he’d like the idea of you watching him jerk off, cuz he’ll do pretty much anything that you want him to and the idea of getting to pleasure you while simultaneously getting to pleasure himself is incredibly appealing to him. When he does jerk off, he gets pretty into it, and whether he cums very quickly or takes a while to cum will depend on how horny he is. I think he only uses spit to lube up his cock (he used lotion before he was with you but now he likes using spit cuz you always spit on his cock when you’re giving him handjobs) and he’ll lay on his bed with his face buried in his arm (sometimes he’s on his back, sometimes on his stomach) and jerk off while moaning your name and talking as if you’re there touching him yourself. If he jerks off in front of you, he’ll really want to cum on you but will be too scared of bothering you to ask you himself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’s definitely more of a sub than a dom, and I feel like he’s got a mommy kink by extension. He likes for you to take control of everything, he likes being praised and called a good boy, he likes doing whatever he can to please you, and he likes being babied and taken care of. He’s never been the type to be bratty or misbehave; he loves being on his best behavior for you so he can please you and so he can get rewarded for his good behavior. Calling him a good boy or a pretty boy or telling him he’s doing so good will absolutely make him melt, and he likes being really verbal with you and telling you that something feels good (and he also calls you mommy sometimes like I said before). He really gets off on you taking care of him and being really affectionate and gentle with him. Also I feel like he’d get a sick thrill from knowing that his friends can hear/see you and him having sex, so risky passionate public sex in a restroom or a closet or somewhere with people around is a bit of a kink for him as well. Exhibitionism is probably the best term for that; I can see him trying to subtly suggest that you ask some of the guys to come watch while the two of you are having sex cuz he wants people to see how good he is for you. What can I say, he loves getting attention in the weirdest of ways. I can also see him wanting to try cold temperature play, like with ice cubes.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Raab doesn’t have much of a preference. He loves fucking you in soft, comfortable, familiar places like the bedroom or a hotel room, but he also has a bit of a kink for fucking in public places, so he’d be just as eager to fuck in a Burger King bathroom as he’d be to fuck in a bed. He also really likes doing it in places where other people can hear you, like in closets or in rooms with thin walls. If there’s a chance someone could walk in and see you, he’ll probably really like that location.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Raab is a classic people pleaser. Just knowing that something will turn you on and make you happy is enough to motivate him to want to do it. Going down on you, trying a new position, he’ll do anything to please you. However, he’s also got a bit of a selfish side; Raab’s super sensitive down there and is always desperate to cum, so if he thinks something will get him off, he’ll want to try it. Jerking off in front of you, letting his friends hear and see the two of you have sex, calling you mommy, it’s all stuff that gets him off and if the sex will involve any of that, he’ll somehow be even more eager and involved than usual (which is amazing considering he’s already at the top of his game 99% of the time).

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Doesn’t have much of a desire to dominate you (he’ll try if you ask but I think he’d be very bad at it), doesn’t like being degraded or humiliated or insulted/talked down to (he’s a good boy, he knows it, and he wants to be treated like one), and he doesn’t like being in pain or you being in pain, so pain pain is out (minus maybe a little bit of overstimulation from time to time). He also doesn’t really like being restrained with handcuffs or anything like that; he’s a very energetic and involved guy, so handcuffs make him feel restricted and claustrophobic. He wants to be able to move around and put all his energy into it. Although I can see him liking cold temperature play (such as with ice cubes), I don’t know how he’d feel about hot wax. He really dislikes being punished or being forced to make decisions and take control, cuz again, he’s a good boy for you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both equally! Blow jobs are absolutely incredible to him and he won’t be able to think straight if you give him one (seriously, he gets so excited and will literally be rambling about how good it feels and saying thank you like ten times in a row cuz he wants you to know he appreciates it), but he also loves going down on you cuz he likes knowing that he’s making you feel good and that he’s being a good boy for you. He looks so pretty with his head between your thighs, face all pink and flushed and hair slightly messed up and that toothy grin on his face as he asks you if he’s doing a good job and if you’re close to cumming. He’s always had a gift for eating you out cuz he’s just so overzealous and passionate with it and has so much energy and there’s so much saliva that it’s borderline sloppy in a very good way.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s hard to discern what Raab’s favorite pace is. On one hand, he’s usually full of energy and will go really fast cuz he’s just so eager to fuck you, but on the other hand he never gets rough and usually is pretty sensual with it. Raab is super sensitive and any little touch is enough to make him moan super loudly and start thrusting with even more passion, so the sex is usually sensual and intense without either of you getting hurt.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Raab really likes them. He’s got tons of energy and could easily cum quicker than usual if you let him, so he wouldn’t mind having a super quick session every now and then. Not too often though; quickies seem to take even more energy for him than usual cuz he’s trying to pack so much into a small time frame, so he won’t want to do them all the time or he’ll eventually burn out.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Raab’s a little risky for sure. He likes trying out new locations and will gladly take the risk of fucking you somewhere where other people can hear cuz it turns him on, and he also likes trying new positions from time to time. However, I don’t know if he’d be the most adventurous when it comes to kinks and toys. He mostly knows what he likes and what he doesn’t and will only venture out of that category if you really want him to.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Even though Raab can cum pretty quickly if given the opportunity, he can also make himself last for at least an hour and a half if need be, and he gets hard again fairly quickly, so multiple rounds isn’t necessarily out of the question (although usually he leans more towards one or two rounds with a nice cuddle session and a nap afterwards).

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Raab would probably be really into the idea of you using a toy on his cock or on his body in general if you brought it up, but he probably wouldn’t even think about it otherwise. It’s just not something that automatically comes to his mind when he thinks about stuff he’s into. Seriously though, picture him laying on the bed, totally red faced and moaning and tearing up as you use a high setting vibrator on the tip of his cock.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Raab seems like he wouldn’t be a tease cuz he’s such a pleaser and a sub, but honestly I think there’s a secret teasing side to him. He knows what little behaviors from him turn you on and make you think about sex, and he’ll purposefully do and say things to put you in the mood without you even realizing that he’s doing it intentionally. He’ll adjust himself in his pants and act like he didn’t notice that you saw him, make an off handed remark about wanting to be a good boy, literally anything he can to tease you subtly. He’d also like it if you teased him a bit too, but nothing that involves humiliating or degrading him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Very loud. Raab is super vocal and usually doesn’t think about whether or not other people can hear him, so he tends to just let whatever sounds he makes fall out of his mouth without trying to hold anything back. He talks a lot (he’s very good at communication and likes to make sure he’s doing a good job, but he also just likes asking you to touch him in certain ways and likes telling you when something feels good), moans very loudly, whines a little bit, and occasionally gets kind of giggly when the sex is really affectionate and fluffy. If the two of you try to fuck somewhere and the rest of the guys are in another room nearby, you’re definitely gonna get complaints from them and they’ll probably start banging on the wall and yelling for the two of you to quiet the fuck down.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Raab sucks mad titties. That’s it, that’s my wild card. I couldn’t put it under kinks cuz idk if boobs are really a kink but Raab just gives off major “sucks titties like it’s an art form” vibes. It fits with his mommy kink and he looks so cute when he does it. He wouldn’t even care if his friends walked in on him doing it, he’s the one who’s getting to suck titties and they aren’t. Also, I’ve always liked the idea of reader meeting Raab in high school when he was an annoying little shit and him falling for them cuz they’re nice to him and seem to find his annoying habits endearing.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I haven’t actually seen his dick, so I’ll have to get a little speculative here. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s probably about average length if not slightly bigger, with a good length and a slight upward curve. It’s also probably a nice pink color when he’s hard. I can’t decide how big his balls would be (I like the idea of him having fat breeder balls but my first instinct is to say his balls are small) and I feel like he shaves everything down there pretty often to keep it clean looking.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

8/10 cuz that number just sounds right. He’s got a relatively high sex drive and is usually ready and willing to fuck if you are, but he’s not a 9 or a 10 cuz there are also plenty of moments where he just wants to lay with you and cuddle. Sometimes he’s tired or his head hurts or his tummy hurts or he’s just in a really affectionate mood and in those cases he’s gonna want you to spoon him or hold him and maybe take a nap with him. He’s a total sucker for cuddling with you, perhaps even more so than he is a sucker for having sex with you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Raab gets tired very quickly after sex, but won’t let himself sleep until he knows you’re all good. Right after sex, he’ll be very visibly sleepy, with drooping/half-lidded eyes, tons of cute yawning, messed up hair, and him rubbing his eyes a lot in an attempt to stay awake. Once you’ve started cuddling him and he’s got his head on your chest and you’re both laying in bed, he’ll fall asleep almost instantly once you’ve said you’re okay and that it’s fine for him to go to sleep now. He just gets worried that he somehow hurt you (even though he’s never the one in charge) or that you really need something and just won’t tell him.

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