Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #8

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #8

Y/N’s Plan for Humanity to Win

Y/N came up with a plan for Humanity to win, it includes betrayal, cruelty, and using Humanity’s greatest weapon… Children (And has the Human Fighters turn into Children)

Y/N (Has the now turned Children Human Fighters in front of the Council):

Gods and Goddesses (Coming towards the Council ready to vote for the extinction of Humanity):

Y/N (To the Kid Human Fighters): There’s the enemy. Give them all you got! CHARGE!!

Children Human Fighters (Run towards the Gods and begin hugging them):

Kid!Lu Bu (Hugging Thor): I love you!

Kid!Sasuki (Hugging Poseidon): I love you!

Kid!Jack (Hugging Hercules): I love you!

Kid!Raiden (Hugging Shiva): I love glue!

Kid!Tesla (Hugging Beelzebub): I love you!

Beelzebub (Patting K!Tesla’s head): Aw, such a sweet little thing. Time to destroy your future (Walks off)

Beelzebub (Starting to not feel good): Feeling… Flu-ish (pants) Fever… Nausea… (Startled) Child germs… No! (Starting to become weak) Must… participate in… destroying… hu… (Falls to the ground in great pain) manity…

Gods and Goddesses (All lying down in great agony, pain and defeat from being hugged by the Children Human Fighters):

Brunhilde (Comes in): I’m afraid the voting has ended. And the winner is… Humanity!

Valkyries, Adam and Eve (Staring at all Gods and Goddesses who are all laying down in defeat just from the Child Human Fighters hugging them):

Y/N (Comes over): You know, for all their arrogance over being superior in power, for all their centuries to even eons of living, they had no immunity for the ‘lowliest’ of creatures: Children

Eve (Happy): Look’s like everything is going to be okay, which is the only way it should ever be!

Adam: Great. Let’s get our children back to normal and go to this ‘Movie Theater’ Y/N told us about and watch something nice then get some food

Buddha: Can I bring a laser pointer? I want to shoot it in Loki’s eye

Adam: Sure, why not

I think Adam would see Buddha as one of his children, same for Hercules…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #18

Dragonia Family Special

Y/N is pregnant with Malleus’s child and is going to give birth soon, with her Siblings and Malleus’s retainers helping her get to the Doctors

Y/N (Coming down the stairs in pain): Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! AAH! (Rips off the wooden railing)

Silver (Rushing in): Y/N, are you alright?

Y/N (In pain): Mph!

Silver: Of course you’re not alright. You’re having a baby (Panicking) I think I’m going to be sick

Y/N: Silver, sweetie come here. (Hugs Silver) Having a baby is very special (In pain) Oh, here comes another contraction! (Gripping Silver’s hand)

Silver (Falls to the floor in pain clutching his broken hand):

Y/N (Sighs): We’ll, that wasn’t so bad (Looks to see Silver on the floor) Silver, sweetheart, don’t be so dramatic

Silver (Gets up): My hand. Ah.

Sebek (Barges in panicking): ALRIGHT! EVERYTHING’S FINE! LET’S GO! LET’S GO, HUMAN! EVERYTHING’S FINE, EVERYTHING’S FINE! A-ALRIGHT… HUMAN *Yuuken* GO BOIL SOME WATER! OTHER HUMAN *Yuuka* YOU GO GET SOME BLANKETS! AND OTHER HUMAN *Yuu* YOU C-CIRCLE THE WAGONS!!!

Y/N (Stops Sebek): Sebek, honey, what are you talking about?

Sebek: I WISH TO THE GREAT SEVEN I KNEW, HUMAN! (Sits on the couch freaking out since he was never taught how to handle labor)

Yuuken: Y/N, I think what Sebek is referring to is-

Y/N (Grabs both Yuuken and Yuuka’s Hands) Aah!

Yuuken and Yuuka (Both scream in pain and fall to the floor in agony as they yanked their now broken hands out of Y/N’s grip):

Y/N: Oh! Oh! Oh my Seven. Oh, the pains are getting closer (Sighs) Yuuken, Yuuka, get up off the floor, what’s the matter with everyone?

Yuuka (To Yuu): My hand!

Y/N (Getting annoyed) What is wrong with everybody? (Furious) Lilia! Malleus! GET YOUR FAE ASSES IN HERE AND LET’S GO!!!

Yuu (Runs to Y/N): Hey Y/N, I wanna go too!

Y/N: Oh thank you sweetheart. You know I could really use somebody to hold my hand

Yuu (Jolts their hand out of Y/N’s grasp and runs):

Lilia has been around long enough and is trying to prepare Malleus for the difficulties of pregnancy, oh, and also the baby too…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #12

Calling Crowley Out

Y/N: Can I borrow 20 Madols?

Crowley: What you think I’m made of money?!

Y/N: Isn’t that what ‘Mom’ stands for?

Crowley (Pauses):

Crowley: Oh shit-

At this point the only thing keeping me going is the nightly visits with Mal-Mal and pure unholy spite…

Funny Twisted Wonderland Thought

So basically instead of Truck-Kun, we get his long distance sister Carriage-Chan that he doesn’t like to talk about instead?

Record of Ragnarok Special #1

About Wednesday Y/N

Wednesday Y/N was born before the fall of Adam and Eve, and was actually born in heaven, which granted her some unique abilities (Those of which she kept to herself, with only Adam, Eve, her Brothers and later Brunhilde know about)

1. She is able to harm the gods without the need of a weapon (The reason for this is unknown, but it’s believed that because she was born IN Heaven/Paradise her body developed this ability) however, she kept the knowledge of this ability to herself since she has no trust with the Gods (She didn’t want to hurt their egos yet with this knowledge) as she’s the only Human that has this skill

2. She can communicate with animals, but prefers to communicate with the more… dangerous/scary animals than the cute/pretty ones (She prefers to call them her ‘Minions/Subordinates’) as all the known dangerous, scary and poisonous animals are very friendly with Y/N

3. She has Visions, though it’s unknown why she has this power, but Y/N admits her first vision was when the Serpent was going to assault Eve and put her on trial for eating the Forbidden Fruit (And is currently using her Visions to

Y/N is known as ‘The Black Sheep of Humanity’, and it’s believed her birth is the reason for all the ‘Evil’ and ‘Darkness’ within Humanity (Which she finds to be a compliment rather than an insult)

Y/N also finds the idea of Cain killing Able ‘Ridiculous’ since she sees Cain ‘Not having what it takes to be a Murder’ (Which is considered an insult if Y/N says it)

Y/N, despite being over 7 Million Years old, and older than Humanity, she calls the Human Fighters her ‘Uncles’ (And her favorite ‘Uncle’ is ‘Uncle Jack’, as he’s the only one who can make her smile)

Y/N is nicknamed ‘The Elder Sister of Humanity’, as she is in reality the firstborn child of Adam and Eve, but kept to herself, so the records about her aren’t known in Human History

Y/N after her death, has taken the appearance of the age she and her mother and father were casted out of heaven, which is that of a 14-16 year old

Y/N is nicknamed by Brunhilde as ‘The Child who despises the Gods more than Anything’ and her ‘Ace Card’ with her ability to harm the Gods without the need to use a Valkyrie an incredibly valuable skill for a Human to have

There’s a joke between the Gods that Y/N must be Poseidon’s Child, as they’re very similar in personality (Which Poseidon doesn’t find that funny)

Y/N is musically talented, as she plays the Cello very well (Hermes started to pester her after learning about her musical gift), has great fighting skills too, as well as very intelligent and sort of a detective

Y/N has a morbid fascination with death and macabre, deadpan wit and dry can possibly do witchcraft, has other hidden

Despite Y/N being cold blooded and emotionally reserved, she cares deeply for those important to her (As she reveals that after the death of Nero, her beloved pet Scorpion by some Deity Children, she vowed to never show weakness or cry, and hasn’t after 7 Million Years) like her brothers, father and mother and the Human Fighters

Y/N has Thing with her, but no one, not even the Gods known where Thing even came from (She has Thing do spy work for her, mainly to spy on the Gods to one-up them in future rounds)

Y/N is unafraid of death, gore, murder and the gods, as Loki is incapable of scaring her (She also likes to write in her spare time and wrote dozens upon dozens of novels, but they haven’t been published because of they’re too ‘gratuitously morbid and dark’)

SPOILERS for her final ability! (If you haven’t watched the Wednesday Show)

Y/N’s final special ability is her ability to revive/heal herself if she’s about to die, however there’s a price, one of her Descendants must be willing to sacrifice their soul to go to Niflhel for Y/N to live (The Gods find this ability to be outrageous)

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #10

Don’t mess with Wednesday Y/N

W!Y/N is walking down the hallway filled with deity children all of which are laughing until they notice her presence, which they move out of her way in fear

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not sure who’s twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescent deities in charge of what to do with Humanity by higher deities who’s dreams were crushes years ago… (Looks at Poseidon, Shiva and Aphrodite) but I admire the sadism

Wednesday Y/N walks over to her little brother Cain’s locker which has graffiti over it with insults, opens it and finds Cain all ties up with an Apple in his mouth as he falls over to the ground

Wednesday Y/N (Leans over her brother and takes out the Apple in his mouth): I want names

Cain (Crying): I don’t know who they were, honest. It happened so fast!

Wednesday Y/N (Untying her brother): Cain, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together

Cain (Whimpering):

Wednesday Y/N: Now

As Y/N touches her brothers wrists, she suddenly has a vision of a few older adolescent deities that bullied her brother

Wednesday Y/N (Gasps):

Cain (Concerned for his sister): You okay?

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning, and feel like Electroshock Therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn

Wednesday Y/N (Gets up): Leave this to me

Cain (Scared): Y/N? What are you gonna do?

Wednesday Y/N (Pauses and turns around to look at her brother): What I do best (Walks off)

‘Non, Je Ne Regrette Rein’ begins to play

The teenage deities that bullied Cain are exercising/goofing off in a swimming pool, with W!Y/N slowly walking in on them

Deity Bully #1: Yo, look! It’s Cain’s sister!

All the Deities look at the entrance to see Y/N walk in with her regular stoic

Deity Bully #2: Hey, freak. This is a closed practice

All the Deities (Begin laughing at Y/N):

Wednesday Y/N: The only person who gets to torture my brothers is me (Reveals 2 bags full of Piranhas)

All the Deities (Begin to turn pale and freak out):

Wednesday Y/N (Drops both the bags full of piranhas into the pool):

The Piranhas, thus begin to quickly swim towards the deities with intent to harm them

While the Deities are screaming as they’re trying to swim out of the pool, Y/N has a very small smile slowly creeping up her face, and finally smiles when one of her Piranha pals bites into a Deity, making them bleed as they’re screaming in utter agony

Adam and Eve are very proud of their daughter defending her brother