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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #9

Marriage Goals

Brunhilde summoned Wednesday Y/N, who has been a complete nightmare to the Gods, and they want to try and figure out what her ‘deal’ is… by using Ares and Aphrodite to get answers

Ares (After meeting Y/N’s family): You’re family is, very… interesting. You’re parents are so, involved with each other unlike mine

Ares (Scoots a little bit away from Y/N): Y/N, do you think that maybe, some day, you might want to get married and have kids?

Wednesday Y/N: No

Aphrodite (Shoves Ares away): But what if you met just the right man who worshipped and adored you. Who’d do anything for you, who’d be your devoted slave. Then what would you do?

Wednesday Y/N: I’d pity him

Loki and Shiva (Snort and begin to laugh their asses off):

Hermes (Trying to stifle a small laugh):

The Gods are both terrified by this Human Child and entertained by her antics… Who wants to her her Sibling-like Relationship with the Human Fighters? Along with the Gods?

~ RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

~Episode 1 ~

Y/N: wow I've never seen something more beautiful...*stares*

Aphrodite; oh dear! You're making me blush. But compliments won't get you anywhere, human.

Y/N:mh??*was looking at Loki * did you say something ???

Aphrodite:.....*petrified *

Loki;*behind Aphrodite scratching his nose*

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BONUS:

Thor:.....you really need glasses.

Y/N:???? What do you mean???

Thor:also you should run now.

Y/N: wut?

Aphrodite:

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 6

Aphrodite: Aren't you worried that all the women of your age are married?

Y/N: Well of course I'm worried,but...uhhh...I mean...uhhh what can I do for them??

Aphrodite:dear....that's not what...

Adam: Yeah what could she do if they are married? Those poor women!!

Y/N:Dad...what are you doing here ?

Adam:Just checking on you....

Y/N:And....why??

Adam:I just want to be sure that you innocence is still intact, especially when you are with HER.

Aphrodite: Human, I wouldn't do anything to harm her.

Adam: I have no doubts that my daughter can defend herself of course ...but she is obvious when someone is trying to play the matchmaker.

Aphrodite:*dramatic gasp* I would never! I may be goddess of beauty and love but I wouldn't NEVER do something so childish!!!

Adam:Oh really? Then...who were those two bastards I just punched outside?? *blood on his knuckles*

Aphrodite:.....