Record Of Ragnarok Meme #1

Record of Ragnarok Meme #1

Child!Y/N and Loki

I hope I did this right

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #21

Y/N and Shiva

Child Y/N comes in late and soaking wet, for Shiva to teach her to dance, however at the end of the song all the fellow child gods slip and falls over

Shiva: Stop, stop. Y/N, why are you all wet?

Y/N: It’s sandwich day

Shiva (Looks at her confused then at his wives who are just as confused as they are):

Y/N (Sighs): Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich

Shiva: Pudge is a fish?

Y/N: And today we were out of peanut butter! And I asked Brunhilde what to give him. She said a tuna sandwich (Throws her arms up) I can’t give Pudge tuna! (Lowers her voice) Do you know what tuna is?

Shiva (Confused): …Fish?

Y/N: It’s FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we have is. . . Is stinking TUNA!!

Shiva (Trying to calm Y/N down): Y/N, Y/N, why is this so important?

Y/N: Pudge controls the weather

Shiva (Looks puzzled, while his wives are trying to not squeal over how cute Y/N is):

Child God: You’re crazy

Y/N then jumps said god and begins to punch, slap and bite at them, which the other child gods screaming in fear

Shiva (Trying to calm everyone down): Please! Please! (Is holding Y/N in the air) Everybody calm down! Kids. . . (Mutters words of comfort then turns to Y/N): Y/N. . .

Y/N (Upset): I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I won’t do it again!

Shiva (Trying to not make Y/N cry): Maybe we should call the Valkyrie Sisters

Y/N: No! I’ll be good! I want to dance. I practiced! I just want to dance. I practiced…

Child God: Ewww, she bit me

All the Child Gods: Ewww!

Later that Day

Shiva (Tells Rudra what happened): I won’t lie, I think it’s absolutely cute that Y/N thinks feeding this ‘Pudge’ a sandwich he’ll control the weather

Rudra: That’s weird, Y/N gave me a sandwich today, she must’ve had a second one on her

Shiva (Pauses): Wait. . . Y/N WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!?!

Even better note… Odin accidentally got a glimpse into Y/N’s eyes and it resulted in him getting him some wrinkles and his hair getting some gray… with one of his stupid crows getting too close and turning completely white… (He tried to talk smack to Y/N… it did NOT go well…)

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #23

How Y/N help Hera get Divorced

Zeus refuses to sigh the Divorce Papers, resulting in Hera having a meltdown in front of Y/N, only for her to pat her head and walk off towards the God Side (Who for some reason are partying in her Room) so she can… Talk…

The Gods (Toss out Brunhilde, Adam, Raiden and Goll)

Goll: I don’t understand, we did everything right

Brunhilde: Yeah, (To Adam) Raiden turned responsible and Goll showed some back bone, I don’t get it…

Adam: Hmm, something’s missing… Some kind of ruthless ruler…

Raiden: Yeah… A wrathful divinity, that could crush this joyful chaos with one hit from their iron fist! Someone like-

Everyone paused when they hear a crash and turn to see Y/N who broke the door slamming it closed behind her as she walks over giving each and every one of them a glare, resulting in them becoming frightened and too scared to look her in the eye as she passed by them

Y/N (Slams the door open to see a bunch of gods in her house with her eyes glowing white, thus she simply snaps her fingers, causing a large shockwave that goes through all of Valhalla):

All the Gods (Deadly silent as they all look at the small human in surprise, fear and awe that a mortal did that):

Y/N (Demonic Voice): Zeus, you ARE going to sign those paper. THEN you all are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived. Then you will leave. And never come back…

Zeus (Scoffs): Or what?

Y/N (Grabs him by his neck and has her look into her eyes, which reveal an endless void of suffering souls, death and destruction):

Zeus (Develops even more wrinkles and even looses some MORE of his hair in fear and he immediately runs off to grab a broom to start sweeping):

The other Gods who were present, thus began to clean as well out of fear from the Wrath of Y/N

Adam (Signs happily): Y/N gets that from her mother…

Y/N gets shit DONE… And somehow ended up getting Marriage Proposals herself after this…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #16

Adam the Best Father

Adam’s only 2 regrets before the Fall was when he wasn’t there to protect Eve from the Serpent and when she and Y/N were alone on Trail about the Apple without him there to protect them

Adam (To Y/N about his regrets): I’m sorry I wasn’t a better father

Wednesday!Y/N: Could we please do without the overt display of emotion?

Adam (Nods): Yes, of course, I know they make you feel uncomfortable

Wednesday!Y/N: How many fathers hand their daughter a fencing blade when she’s 5 years old?

Adam (Proudly): Your saber strokes were an essay in perfection

Wednesday!Y/N: Or teach her to swim with sharks?

Adam: They found you as cold-blooded as I do

Wednesday!Y/N: The right way to flay the Serpent?

Adam: He really did taste like chicken when prepared properly

Wednesday!Y/N: The point I’m trying to make is you taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason why I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself

Wednesday!Y/N: So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate

Adam (Deep breath): Gracias, Y/N…

Eve, Cain, Able, Valkyrie Sisters, Human Fighters and Brunhilde (Who heard this conversation):

The Gods (Who heard this conversation):

Adam taught Y/N how to be strong to not only protect her family, but also herself

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #23

How Y/N help Hera get Divorced

Zeus refuses to sigh the Divorce Papers, resulting in Hera having a meltdown in front of Y/N, only for her to pat her head and walk off towards the God Side (Who for some reason are partying in her Room) so she can… Talk…

The Gods (Toss out Brunhilde, Adam, Raiden and Goll)

Goll: I don’t understand, we did everything right

Brunhilde: Yeah, (To Adam) Raiden turned responsible and Goll showed some back bone, I don’t get it…

Adam: Hmm, something’s missing… Some kind of ruthless ruler…

Raiden: Yeah… A wrathful divinity, that could crush this joyful chaos with one hit from their iron fist! Someone like-

Everyone paused when they hear a crash and turn to see Y/N who broke the door slamming it closed behind her as she walks over giving each and every one of them a glare, resulting in them becoming frightened and too scared to look her in the eye as she passed by them

Y/N (Slams the door open to see a bunch of gods in her house with her eyes glowing white, thus she simply snaps her fingers, causing a large shockwave that goes through all of Valhalla):

All the Gods (Deadly silent as they all look at the small human in surprise, fear and awe that a mortal did that):

Y/N (Demonic Voice): Zeus, you ARE going to sign those paper. THEN you all are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived. Then you will leave. And never come back…

Zeus (Scoffs): Or what?

Y/N (Grabs him by his neck and has her look into her eyes, which reveal an endless void of suffering souls, death and destruction):

Zeus (Develops even more wrinkles and even looses some MORE of his hair in fear and he immediately runs off to grab a broom to start sweeping):

The other Gods who were present, thus began to clean as well out of fear from the Wrath of Y/N

Adam (Signs happily): Y/N gets that from her mother…

Y/N gets shit DONE… And somehow ended up getting Marriage Proposals herself after this…

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #21

Malleus Draconia with Y/N

What Everyone Sees:

What Malleus is actually Doing:

He’s flirting… don’t interrupt his attempts to Woo his Child of Man or else…