Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #23

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #23

A THOTful Friend

Malleus: Lilia, what does ‘Thot’ mean? I heard Idia say it in passing

Lilia (Smirking): It means… a thoughtful and kind person… Especially towards a really close friend…

Malleus (Smiles): Ah, I see now…

At the VSD

Y/N: Thank you for fixing up the VSD Tsunatarou! You’re the best!

Malleus: It’s no trouble my child of man, after all your my Thot! (Smiles)

Y/N: …What?

Vil, Ace, Epel, Rook, Deuce and Jamil (Shocked and flabbergasted): HUH?!?!

Kalim: …What’s a ‘Thot’?

Grim: Is ‘Thot’ some kind of food? Give me some! It sounds yummy!

So…who’s gonna tell him? Cause I sure ain’t…

Dungeons and Dragons Meme #1

Summary of Holga

Look me in my eye and tell me I’m wrong

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #12

Wednesday Y/N and Cain with Baby Able

Y/N who is 12 years old, roped Cain who is 8 years old, into doing an experiment with their newborn baby brother Able, for Science, so they’re on top of a tall building

Wednesday Y/N (Holding Able): Cain, the baby weights 10 pounds, the cannonball weights 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?

Cain: I’m still on fractions

Wednesday Y/N: Which do you think?

Cain (Unsure): The cannonball?

Wednesday Y/N: Very good. But which one will bounce?

Cain (Thinking): The baby?

Wednesday Y/N: There’s only one way to find out (Holds Able out in front of her) Ready?

Y/N is holding Able out to drop him while Cain is holding out the cannonball to drop as well

Wednesday Y/N: 1…. 2….

Wednesday Y/N and Cain: 3…! (Both let go of Able and the cannonball at the same time)

Meanwhile… at the same time right under them

Adam (To Eve): What a glorious evening…

Eve (Smiling): Oh Adam…

Adam (Suddenly opens the window and catches a falling Able, turns around and looks at Eve with a shocked look): My love…

Eve (Surprised): Oh dear!

Meanwhile, the cannonball hits Odin on his head, making him grunt in annoyance while his crows are freaking out where the cannonball even came from

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #21

Malleus Draconia with Y/N

What Everyone Sees:

What Malleus is actually Doing:

He’s flirting… don’t interrupt his attempts to Woo his Child of Man or else…

This Fairy Gala

WHAT IN THE GREAT SEVEN?!? I got SSR Leona AND Jamil?!? And it was on the FIRST TRY!!! I have the WORST luck ever with these Polls and have been blessed to get 2 SSRs!!

Although, I have a love-hate relationship with Leona because I would despise him for putting his work on me, but because he has feline qualities I could never stay mad at him (I would spoil Grim rotten)

As for Jamil, he’s too precious and I would pamper and spoil him (I don’t like chores, but I’m willing to break my back for him) as well as compliment him left and right over his achievements

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #23

How Y/N help Hera get Divorced

Zeus refuses to sigh the Divorce Papers, resulting in Hera having a meltdown in front of Y/N, only for her to pat her head and walk off towards the God Side (Who for some reason are partying in her Room) so she can… Talk…

The Gods (Toss out Brunhilde, Adam, Raiden and Goll)

Goll: I don’t understand, we did everything right

Brunhilde: Yeah, (To Adam) Raiden turned responsible and Goll showed some back bone, I don’t get it…

Adam: Hmm, something’s missing… Some kind of ruthless ruler…

Raiden: Yeah… A wrathful divinity, that could crush this joyful chaos with one hit from their iron fist! Someone like-

Everyone paused when they hear a crash and turn to see Y/N who broke the door slamming it closed behind her as she walks over giving each and every one of them a glare, resulting in them becoming frightened and too scared to look her in the eye as she passed by them

Y/N (Slams the door open to see a bunch of gods in her house with her eyes glowing white, thus she simply snaps her fingers, causing a large shockwave that goes through all of Valhalla):

All the Gods (Deadly silent as they all look at the small human in surprise, fear and awe that a mortal did that):

Y/N (Demonic Voice): Zeus, you ARE going to sign those paper. THEN you all are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived. Then you will leave. And never come back…

Zeus (Scoffs): Or what?

Y/N (Grabs him by his neck and has her look into her eyes, which reveal an endless void of suffering souls, death and destruction):

Zeus (Develops even more wrinkles and even looses some MORE of his hair in fear and he immediately runs off to grab a broom to start sweeping):

The other Gods who were present, thus began to clean as well out of fear from the Wrath of Y/N

Adam (Signs happily): Y/N gets that from her mother…

Y/N gets shit DONE… And somehow ended up getting Marriage Proposals herself after this…