Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #18

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #18

Jealousy

Goll: I’ve been wondering about something, who’s your type?

Y/N: Well, he’s short

Loki (Appears on the ceiling):

Y/N: He’s also mischievous and can teleport

Loki (Confident smirk):

Y/N: Likes to play pranks

Loki (Floats right behind Y/N):

Y/N: His name starts with an ‘L’

Loki (About to ‘love scare’ Y/N):

Y/N (Smiles): It’s… Lilia Vanrouge!

Loki:

Loki: WHO THE FUCK IS LILIA VANROUGE?!?!?!

Part 2? Who should be Y/N next victim?

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #25

Thrud vs Thor

Thrud is trying to prove to Thor that he’s her Father, and what better way than to prove it is by having a Drinking Contest?

Thrud (Slams door open): Thor, I challenge you to a drinking contest!

All Norse Gods (Gasps in shock):

Loki: Ha! And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of Thor?

Thrud: Because I’m his daughter! And I’m tough! I made it halfway through Mean Girls!

Loki (Summons a few barrels full of meed): As we say in Asgard, ‘Drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us!’ (Pours two mugs full of Meed for Thor and Thrud to drink)

Huginn: I got 20 on the muscular one!

Huginn/Muninn (Smug): Which ones’ the muscular one? (Both begin to laugh histaricaly)

A few Hours Later

Surrounding both Thor and Thrud is dozens upon dozens of empty mugs and barrels, both are heavily drunk

Thrud (Gibberish): Why can’t you just accept that your my father?

Thor (Gibberish): Why can’t you be good looking, like most Norse Goddesses?

Thrud (Gibberish): Actually, I’m quite typical. Most Norse Goddesses look nothing like they’re portrayed in Norse Lore. In fact, muscles is the most common trait in all of the gods, chiefly due to how we were born, it’s just my case, mine are much bigger for some reason, and it’s because of your genes

Thor (Gibberish): ??????????? (Tries to go for another swing of his alcohol, only to end up falling over unconscious)

Thrud (Chugs the mug of her alcohol, then falls onto the table, breaking it to splinters and falls right next to Thor, unconscious as well):

Bonus:

Raiden and Y/N (Both simultaneously stand up looking angry/pissed): Who dares talk shit about our sexy/sweet boo…?

This is based upon Norse Mythology where Thrud is Thor’s daughter…

Record of Ragnarok Meme #1

Child!Y/N and Loki

I hope I did this right

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #17

Child Y/N’s Wish

Y/N the Human Child somehow got summoned to Ragnarok on accident and are stuck until either side wins, and because of their age and mentality they only desire one thing: Finding a family

Child!Y/N (Looking out their window at a big star in the sky): It’s me again, I want someone to be my daddy. Someone who won’t run away or abandon me. Maybe send me an Angel. The nicest Angel you have…

Brunhilde + Valkyrie Sisters (Who heard Y/N and all silently agree on what to do):

Meanwhile, on the God Side…

Loki (Crawling onto the ceiling from the portal he summoned):

This joke was WAY too good to pass up, who wants to see Child Y/N get surprise adopted? Kidnapped

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #24

Hera and Zeus

Y/N is welcoming Hercules to join her, Hermes and her ‘surprise’ guest to have dinner, with Ares tagging along to get ‘dirt’ on Y/N

Y/N: Welcome! I’m your host, Y/N L/N

Hercules: Oh, it’s very nice to meet you!

Zeus (Storms over): Get away Human! Your not taking my children!

Hercules: Zeus?

Zeus: The Gods need Hercules on our side to fight. He’s one of our top fighters, and he’s very popular with the children

Hera (Slams door open): ZEUUUS!!! (Looks at Y/N and smiles) Y/N…

Zeus: Hera?! What are you doing at… the human side?!

Hera (Annoyed): Zeus, as goddess of Marriage and Women, I supervise everyone within my area

Zeus: You’re. . . overseeing other people?

Hera (Sarcastic): I’m sorry if you misunderstand our arrangement

Zeus: What am I supposed to tell our children?!

Hera: They Hercules and Hermes already knew, and they’re happy for me

Ares only came along to find some ‘dirt’ on Y/N to show his mother that she’s not right for her… only to end up liking Y/N and is actually looking forward to seeing her again…

Still based off of @sketchy-owl Hera!

Dungeons and Dragons Meme #1

Summary of Holga

Look me in my eye and tell me I’m wrong