Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #17

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #17

Child Y/N’s Wish

Y/N the Human Child somehow got summoned to Ragnarok on accident and are stuck until either side wins, and because of their age and mentality they only desire one thing: Finding a family

Child!Y/N (Looking out their window at a big star in the sky): It’s me again, I want someone to be my daddy. Someone who won’t run away or abandon me. Maybe send me an Angel. The nicest Angel you have…

Brunhilde + Valkyrie Sisters (Who heard Y/N and all silently agree on what to do):

Meanwhile, on the God Side…

Loki (Crawling onto the ceiling from the portal he summoned):

This joke was WAY too good to pass up, who wants to see Child Y/N get surprise adopted? Kidnapped

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #13

Loki Special

Y/N accidentally got turned into a child by a random deity, along with their mentality so now there’s a very cute and mini 8 year old Y/N running around and somehow imprinted Loki being their ‘Daddy’

Loki (Sees Y/N): What you got there Y/N? (Opens the gift to see a book) What the hell is this? (The cover shows him and Y/N as cartoonish horses)

Y/N: The Unicorns are you and me, Loki. I drew it myself! (Shows him the different pages of them doing different activities along with everyone else drawn as unicorns) What do you think? Huh? Huh? Pretty heartfelt, huh? Huh?!

Loki: Oh, it’s heartfelt. There’s no escaping that. Heh heh, thanks, midget (Tosses the book to the side)

Y/N (Sad): You didn’t like it, did you?

Loki: No, no, no, it’s great! I’m done with it now

Y/N (Begins to lightly sob):

Shiva (Walks over): Y/N, I think Loki would like to put your book up on the fridge where everyone can see how nice it is

In the Kitchen

Loki (Uses a magnet and puts the book on the fridge): Aw, isn’t that cute

The book slowly slides down into the ice and water area, hitting the water button and getting the book entirely drenched as it falls to the ground in a heap of soggy mush

Y/N (Walks over their now ruined work with tears forming in their eyes): Oh, Loki… how could you?

Loki (Panics): Well, it’s not my fault! (Shows Y/N the magnet he used) Lousy piece of crap magnet!

Y/N (Tears fall out of their eyes and begins to violently sob): Oh, no, no (Runs out of the room)

Loki (Confused): What the… (looks at the magnet to see some writing on it) ‘Happy Birthday, Loki! From Y/N’ Ah CRAP!

Adam sensed a disturbance and it’s telling him to beat Loki’s ass… If Odin hasn’t already…

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Pretty

Loki (Lays his head on Y/N’s lap): Tell me I’m pretty!

Y/N (Lovingly pets his head): You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are~

Tormenting Loki is probably my new favorite hobby, while it’s a whole career when it comes to Zeus

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Wednesday Y/N and Cain with Baby Able

Y/N who is 12 years old, roped Cain who is 8 years old, into doing an experiment with their newborn baby brother Able, for Science, so they’re on top of a tall building

Wednesday Y/N (Holding Able): Cain, the baby weights 10 pounds, the cannonball weights 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?

Cain: I’m still on fractions

Wednesday Y/N: Which do you think?

Cain (Unsure): The cannonball?

Wednesday Y/N: Very good. But which one will bounce?

Cain (Thinking): The baby?

Wednesday Y/N: There’s only one way to find out (Holds Able out in front of her) Ready?

Y/N is holding Able out to drop him while Cain is holding out the cannonball to drop as well

Wednesday Y/N: 1…. 2….

Wednesday Y/N and Cain: 3…! (Both let go of Able and the cannonball at the same time)

Meanwhile… at the same time right under them

Adam (To Eve): What a glorious evening…

Eve (Smiling): Oh Adam…

Adam (Suddenly opens the window and catches a falling Able, turns around and looks at Eve with a shocked look): My love…

Eve (Surprised): Oh dear!

Meanwhile, the cannonball hits Odin on his head, making him grunt in annoyance while his crows are freaking out where the cannonball even came from

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #21

Y/N and Shiva

Child Y/N comes in late and soaking wet, for Shiva to teach her to dance, however at the end of the song all the fellow child gods slip and falls over

Shiva: Stop, stop. Y/N, why are you all wet?

Y/N: It’s sandwich day

Shiva (Looks at her confused then at his wives who are just as confused as they are):

Y/N (Sighs): Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich

Shiva: Pudge is a fish?

Y/N: And today we were out of peanut butter! And I asked Brunhilde what to give him. She said a tuna sandwich (Throws her arms up) I can’t give Pudge tuna! (Lowers her voice) Do you know what tuna is?

Shiva (Confused): …Fish?

Y/N: It’s FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we have is. . . Is stinking TUNA!!

Shiva (Trying to calm Y/N down): Y/N, Y/N, why is this so important?

Y/N: Pudge controls the weather

Shiva (Looks puzzled, while his wives are trying to not squeal over how cute Y/N is):

Child God: You’re crazy

Y/N then jumps said god and begins to punch, slap and bite at them, which the other child gods screaming in fear

Shiva (Trying to calm everyone down): Please! Please! (Is holding Y/N in the air) Everybody calm down! Kids. . . (Mutters words of comfort then turns to Y/N): Y/N. . .

Y/N (Upset): I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I won’t do it again!

Shiva (Trying to not make Y/N cry): Maybe we should call the Valkyrie Sisters

Y/N: No! I’ll be good! I want to dance. I practiced! I just want to dance. I practiced…

Child God: Ewww, she bit me

All the Child Gods: Ewww!

Later that Day

Shiva (Tells Rudra what happened): I won’t lie, I think it’s absolutely cute that Y/N thinks feeding this ‘Pudge’ a sandwich he’ll control the weather

Rudra: That’s weird, Y/N gave me a sandwich today, she must’ve had a second one on her

Shiva (Pauses): Wait. . . Y/N WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!?!

Record of Ragnarok Meme #2

Me and Thrud

Anyone who dares makes this beautiful maiden cry deserves to suffer a million painful deaths… Which is quite frankly too minor of a punishment