What Happens When V And Jungkook Get Lost At The Mall In America?

What happens when V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America?

Jungkook: Hyung, you do know where we're going, right?

Taehyung: Are you saying you doubt my bathroom finding skills? Have you already forgotten my photoshoot with that toilet that one time?

Jungkook: You mean the time you fell off of that random toilet at that photoshoot?

Taehyung: My way sounds better... but yes.

Jungkook: So, how does that make you a master at finding bathrooms?

Taehyung: Because I have a history with them, Kookie.

Jungkook: Uh-... Hyung-

Taehyung: Speaking of bathrooms, I found one! *points in an exaggerated way*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's a woman's underwear store.

Taehyung: *blinks and tries to read the English sign* Well, I thought it said bathroom

Jungkook: I think it says "Victoria's Secret," cause I found some magazines like that in Yoongi Hyung's room.

Taehyung: Wait, you what?

Jungkook: I think that's the restroom, Hyung *points to a hall way*

Taehyung: What makes you think that that's a bathroom? There's no toilet and doors.

Jungkook: Not the hallway, down the hallway, Hyung.

Taehyung: How could you possibly know that there's a bathroom down that hall? I don't see one.

Jungkook: But the sign above the hallway says 'Restroom' in English.

Taehyung: Restroom? Do people sleep in there?

Jungkook: I don't think America is that weird, Hyung.

Taehyung: Well, I've seen some pretty weird things here, like that Ahjussi in those booty shorts.. *shivers*

Jungkook: *glares* I told you not to bring that up again!

Taehyung: Well, I still have to use the toilet, so I say we check this 'restroom' out.

-five minutes later-

Jungkook: I told you it was a bathroom.

Taehyung: I found it weird that there were absolutely no doors in there... I guess Americans are against privacy?

Jungkook: I don't think that's it, Hyung.

Taehyung: *sighs and stretches out his arms* Well, I think we should get back to the others, now.

Jungkook: Good idea...

...

Taehyung: Wait...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: Hyung?

Taehyung: What?

Jungkook: Do you remember where we came from?

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: Of course! I have Bangtan senses, too! Don't doubt me, Kookie.

Jungkook: Right, sorry, Hyung.

Taehyung: So... We came from... that way! *points in an exaggerated way again*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's the underwear store again.

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4

Person: um

Friend: what?

Person: is she okay?

Friend: who? Her? Yeah

Person: she looks like she's about to explode

Me: //peaks back at phone but then slams it back down on the table

Friend: she probably is

Person: and you're fine with that?

Friend: she does this every day

Me: //tries to look again but then throws phone across the room

Person: the heck?! She throws her phone like that everyday?

Friend: yep. I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet

Person: ...she might need therapy...

Friend: ...WAIT NO-!

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: Look at what you've done

Me: ~LA LA LA LA LA~

Person: the heck is going on?

Friend: she's-

Me: ~THERAPY~

Friend: -Trying to sing-

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: -to a song-

Me: ~LALAlALALa THERAPY~

Friend: -that YOU just reminded her of

Me: ~Tto gidarineun nan~

Person: the heck? Is that another language?

Me: ~dachil junbiga dwae isseo~~

Friend: it's Korean

Person: ...okay...

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Me: this story I'm reading is so cute!

Friend: is it romance?!

Me: yes~

Friend: omg I wanna read it-

Me: //locks phone and throws it out the nearest window as a car runs over it

Friend: wtf?

Me: oops now you can't read it

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Me: //looking at picture of bias

Friend: ohh she's pretty

Me: I hope you burn to death

Friend: ?!?

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Friend: omg my phone is about to die

Me: aww that sucks

Friend: yeah... I need to text my mom and tell her that

Me: okay //goes back to reading

Friend: ...yeah, I need to text her and tell her my phone's dead.

Me: have fun //still reading

Friend:

Me:

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Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"

Me: what? No. Use your own phone

Friend: omg ITS DEAD

Me: oh. Why didn't you tell me?

Friend: //facepalms

Me: sorry, you should've said so

Friend: whatever, can I please see your phone now?

Me: //freezes and looks down at fanfiction

Me: uhhh...

Friend: what?

Me: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?

Friend: just give it to me.

Me: //closes out of fanfiction and hands over phone

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?

Me: ohhh... Hahahhhh yeah...

Friend: why?

Me: cause all of my contacts are

Friend: why????

Me: why not?

Friend:

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Friend: omg smut

Me: WHAT

Friend: THATS WHAT YOU WERE READING?

Me: WHAT NO

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Friend: why is your phone full of pictures of Asians?

Me: wtf how did get that //grabs it and runs away

Friend: 3,000 photos of Asians? Really...?

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 1

Me: so he was- wait Twitter is calling

Friend: srsly?

Me: shhh //runs hand down face

Friend: dhehflghatfj! //swats my hand away

Me: OMG

Friend: what???

Me: NOT AGAIN WHY

Friend: are you okay???

Me: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

Friend: wtf is wrong with you?

Me: they're promoting ANOTHER song?

Friend: who?

Me: it's been a month! Do they not rest

Friend: it's Koreans isn't it

Me: first "I Need U" and now "Sick" I just can't

Friend: yeah it's Koreans

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Me: why

Friend: what

Me: wwwhhhyyyy

Friend: what

Me: WHy

Friend: WHAT

Me: Teen Top

Friend: oh come on

Me: they just...

Friend: can we talk about more interesting things?

Me: they cAN't be promoting at the same time as Bangtan

Friend: what is it a law or something

Me: my feels will die

Friend: omg

Me: they're gonna fly away

Friend: the heck

Me: and NEvEr cOMe baCK

Friend: you'll be fine

Me: WILL I?!

Friend: geez calm down

Me: I CAN'T bE caLm rIGhT nOw

Friend: just shut up and eat ice cream or something

-hours later-

Me: wait

Friend: wtf what now

Me: it's Twitter agai- HOLY- WHAT

Friend: ???

Me: TEASER PHOTOS

Friend: teaser photos?

Me: THEY ALREADY ARE POSTING THEM- WHY RAPMON

Friend: "Rap Mon"? Wtf?

Me: //incoherent sobbing

Friend: oookkkkkaaaayyyy... //goes to get food

-one day later-

Phone: *ding*!

Friend: don't you dare

Me: but it's-

Friend: no

Me: but they-

Friend: no

Me: THIS IS IMPOR-

Friend: NO

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: *grabs phone anyway*

Friend: gtfo

Me: Omg...

Friend:

Me: this picture

Friend:

Me: his hair is BLONDE

Friend: what

Me: it's BLONDE! DO YOu sEE tHIs?!?

Friend: what

Me: it is /BLONDE/

Friend: okay stfu I get it

Me: he had BLACK HAIR the other day!

Friend: don't they dye their hair all the time?

Me: HE LIED HOW DAre hE

Friend: okay calm down

Me: he had HIS haIR SPrayED

Friend: shut-

Me: to look freaking black

Friend: -up

Me: ANd IT Was BlONDe

Friend: shut up-

Me: THE WHOLe tiME

Friend: OKAY calm tf down

Me: I Can'T CaLM DOwn

Friend: yes you can or you're leaving

Me: fine

Friend: good

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: but it's BLOndE

Friend: leave

-Admin Jinnie

10 Things my Friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop fans

This is my first serious post, but I felt like rambling about this since I’ve been doing so many ‘Fangirling about K-Pop around friends’ scenarios _________________________________

10. Why some music videos are so weird

Honestly, I don’t really know how to explain it myself. Some K-Pop stars just like weird or enjoy being random, and I honestly love watching them as long as they’re not disturbing (it’s not a K-Pop song, but PONPONPON scares me)

9. Why the guys wear so much makeup

It makes me so mad when friends say that they look like girls because of all the eyeliner (makes me wanna shove a picture of shirtless Minhyuk from BtoB in their face). Famous guys wear makeup all the time, during movies, music videos, events, etc; Korea just makes the make up more exaggerated. And they also say I only like them with makeup on, but I find them just as cute with out it; though it’s a little strange since they almost always have makeup on around a camera.

8. Why they’re so close; ‘why they act gay around each other’

This one is a little less heard from my friends, but I’ve heard that question a few times. My explanation to them most of the time is that they all love each other; they’re like a second family after all. It’s honestly really really cute when you get used to it because it shows how close they are… But I hate it when they use the word ‘gay’ to describe how they look or act. It’s offensive towards gays and them, because they say it as an insult most of the time, which is NOT okay. Even if one of them was gay, I don’t think they’d go for one of their members. also: OTP/BroTPs

7. Why all our time is taken up by them

There are so many bands out there, and getting to learn them all is really time consuming. I like to have at least a good background knowledge for all the bands that I can, whether they are popular or deserve to be popular. Since a lot of time is spent learning all of this and it’s still fresh on my mind, it all slips out without really thinking about it. Plus, it’s fun to talk about and fangirl about, cause you can’t not fangirl when thinking/talking about them.

6. Why we love them so much

This one’s an obvious one because literally every friend I have has asked me that. There are too many reasons, some have been covered and will be covered in this post. In short, I’m gonna say that they’re just adorkable idiots who love their fans(us) so much, so we need to get them the attention and awards that they deserve.

5. Why it’s so hard for us during comebacks

I can’t be the only one with friends who want to shove me off a bridge during comebacks, right? It can be a really hard time to go through, yet all they do is roll their eyes and tell us to shut up. Sometimes it’d be nice that, even if they don’t understand us, that they’d be a little supportive and deal with our fangirling more around those times. I have friends who go through a hard time when their favorite show airs another episode or finale, and while it’s repetitive and I hear it all day for weeks, I still try and support them, so they should return the favor. =o=

4. Why our phones are full of pictures of them and why it’s so hard to delete them

Okay, I know I’m not the only one who saves pretty much every picture of her biases, and I know I can’t be the only one who’s phone is totally full because of those pictures. I honestly don’t understand this myself 100%, but there’s something about having them that makes me happy... and deleting them is way too hard omg

3. Why it’s entertaining to watch them even if we can’t understand them

While it is really frustrating to watch a video without subs, sometimes there’s not a need for them right away. Especially with BTS for me, I can watch them without subs and be entertained and fangirl just as hard. Other than that we just wait for subs and continue towards our goal of learning Korean someday. xD

2. Why we fangirl so hard during music videos

While a huge part of it is their looks because omg they are hot, that’s not always the reason we fangirl. I fangirl over how well their vocals sound or how good the song is as well, so it’s a pity that some friends think I/we love them just for looks

1. Why we listen to music we don’t understand

Every friend ever has asked me why, but I actually like not being able to understand the music until I look it up. Its fun being able to try and figure out what the song is saying through the music video of the sound, it’s one of my favorite things to do. And then when I fall in love with a song and look at what the song is really saying, it makes me fall in love with it all over again. Either that or I sit there like “lol omg I was so off on what this song means, oops.”

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-pop Around Friends Pt 2

Me: I'm okay now

Friend: oh really now?

Me: yes

Friend: good

Me: yes

Friend: so my boyfriend is so sweet, right?

Me: yes

Friend: and he said he loved me again today

Me: yes

Friend: he also called me a Princess~

Me: yes

Friend: are you even listening?

Me: no

Friend: srsly are we even friends

Me: yes, but Instagram is calling

Friend: oh my gosh again?

Me: well, it's the morning in Korea, so yes

Friend: can we not talk about-

Me: //grabs phone and sees BtoB has uploaded pictures

Friend: no- don't-

Me: SHHH

Friend: ugh, this again

Me: well Peniel just posted something and I love his posts so much

Friend: why?

Me: him and Amber are two of my favorite people on Instagram

Friend: again I say, why?

Me: cause they're funny and post in English- WHAT

Friend: wtf is it now

Me: NO

Friend: here we go again...

Me: THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

Friend: what are they doing?

Me: Comeback

Friend: "comeback"?

Me: just like Teen Top

Friend: omg

Me: and like Bangtan

Friend: really

Me: except Bangtan didn't ever LEavE

Friend: and???

Me: that means THREE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS are promoting all at the same time

Friend: fun

Me: except Teen Top is coming back the 18th and BtoB isn't coming back till the 29th

Friend: fun

Me: and who knows about Bangtan cause they just pop up out of no where like their Original version of I Need U...

Friend: fun

Me: no not fun

Friend: okay, not fun

Me: it means I'll die

Friend: really

Me: yes

Friend: okay just leave

Me: wait I promise I'll be good

Friend: okay. Fine, you can stay

Me: yay!

Friend: so Dan and Phil posted a new video

Me: ohhh yay!

Friend: it's soooo hot omg I love them

Me: YAS they are just perf-

Phone: *ding*!

Me:

Friend:

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Friend: hoe don't do it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me: //grabs phone

Friend: omg

-Admin Jinnie

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie