How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2

(I used 'person' to represent your kpop fan friend whether it be friend, sister, cousin, or someone, and if you don't have one feel free to talk to me~)

Me: So I was going through my closet the other day looking for something to wear

Person: yeah?

Me: and in my head, I was like "omg I'll wear this TOP-..."

Person: omg

Me: So I started thinking, "You know what, the next K-Idol might as well be named 'shirt'."

Person: for real, though. Every time someone says something about Bacon, I have to remember that they're not talking about Baekhyun...

Me: I know!

Person: I also saw people selling sugar-cookies and they asked me if i wanted some... I made a complete fool of myself...

Me: please don't tel me you said something about Suga and Kookie...

Person: hahahhhh

Me: Oh and I heard someone telling someone else to zoom in on something and I looked around everywhere for XuiMin, until I realized...

Person: *sighs*

Me: I know.

Person: ...my dad was showing me a video of the behind the scenes to a movie and I thought the BTS in the title stood for Bangtan...

Me: omg I think that every time I see "BTS" in a video title

Person: yeah

Me: So moving on to songs ruining my life

Person: oh gosh there are so many

Me: For starters, SHINee's new song, View

Person: oooooommmmmmmmggggggggg YES

Me: One person says "view" and I bust out in song like "Neomu areumdaun-daun-daun-daun view"!!!

Person: speaking of SHINee, Replay is another one that ruins me

Me: truth. So much truth

Person: adding to the list, 'Ready or Not' and 'Forever or Never'

Me: I can relate to Ready or Not

Person: okay let's pause there because this is gold for another post

Me: okay

Person: so EXO

Me: oh gosh

Person: History, Overdose, and Mama

Me: Don't forget Thunder, Growl, Heart Attack, Wolf, Run-

Person: you know what this one has enough for a post in itself, too

Me: shhh stop breaking the fourth wall

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Fangirling About K-pop Around Friends Pt 2

Me: I'm okay now

Friend: oh really now?

Me: yes

Friend: good

Me: yes

Friend: so my boyfriend is so sweet, right?

Me: yes

Friend: and he said he loved me again today

Me: yes

Friend: he also called me a Princess~

Me: yes

Friend: are you even listening?

Me: no

Friend: srsly are we even friends

Me: yes, but Instagram is calling

Friend: oh my gosh again?

Me: well, it's the morning in Korea, so yes

Friend: can we not talk about-

Me: //grabs phone and sees BtoB has uploaded pictures

Friend: no- don't-

Me: SHHH

Friend: ugh, this again

Me: well Peniel just posted something and I love his posts so much

Friend: why?

Me: him and Amber are two of my favorite people on Instagram

Friend: again I say, why?

Me: cause they're funny and post in English- WHAT

Friend: wtf is it now

Me: NO

Friend: here we go again...

Me: THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

Friend: what are they doing?

Me: Comeback

Friend: "comeback"?

Me: just like Teen Top

Friend: omg

Me: and like Bangtan

Friend: really

Me: except Bangtan didn't ever LEavE

Friend: and???

Me: that means THREE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS are promoting all at the same time

Friend: fun

Me: except Teen Top is coming back the 18th and BtoB isn't coming back till the 29th

Friend: fun

Me: and who knows about Bangtan cause they just pop up out of no where like their Original version of I Need U...

Friend: fun

Me: no not fun

Friend: okay, not fun

Me: it means I'll die

Friend: really

Me: yes

Friend: okay just leave

Me: wait I promise I'll be good

Friend: okay. Fine, you can stay

Me: yay!

Friend: so Dan and Phil posted a new video

Me: ohhh yay!

Friend: it's soooo hot omg I love them

Me: YAS they are just perf-

Phone: *ding*!

Me:

Friend:

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Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: hoe don't do it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me: //grabs phone

Friend: omg

-Admin Jinnie

When BTS goes to the movies Pt 1

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 Taehyung: I’m bbboooooorrrrreeeeddddd Hoseok: Me tooooooooooooooooooo Yoongi: omg shut up Jungkook: You’ve been whining for the past thirty minutes Jimin: I’m actually kinda bored, too... Yoongi: omg then just go do the Kylie Jenner Challenge with a vacuum cleaner Taehyung: I’ve already tried that Seokjin: wait- what? Yoongi: //facepalm Seokjin: that’s dangerous, Taehyung; don’t do dangerous things like that Taehyung: yes eomma Namjoon: come on guys, those three are right. We have all been given wonderful gifts called life and we need to live them to the fullest. Laying around like bums isn’t gonna do anything for us, so we need to get out and change the world by using our gifts! Yoongi: I’m gonna use the oh so wonderful gift of sleep instead Jimin: did someone not get enough sleep last night? Yoongi: well, Jin Hyung was bugging me about my opinion of his hair all night and complimenting himself while Jungkook was vacuuming up fruit flies for the 100th time Seokjin: They were crucial questions, Yoongi! Jungkook: one time hyung. I vacuumed them one time Yoongi: and that was one time too many Taehyung: as much fun as it is watching this cat fight, I’m still bored Jimin: why don’t we go see that new movie that came out yesterday? Yoongi: no Jimin: well that was fast Hoseok: that’s the fastest Yoongi Hyung’s ever done something Yoongi: I told you guys that I wasn’t ever going to the movies with you again. Jungkook: but hyuunnnggggg Yoongi: I said no Namjoon: are you talking about the time I broke the aisle lights Seokjin: or the time he broke the urinal in the bathroom Jimin: or the time Taehyung set the popcorn on fire Yoongi: ... yes Jungkook: oh come on, you’re one to talk about fire hazards, hyung. Hoseok: yeah, Yoonji Hyung. You’re the one who set yourself on fire Yoongi: stop giving ARMYs feels, guys Jimin: just come to the movies with us, hyung Yoongi: no Seokjin: you’re coming with us whether you like it or not, Yoongi Yoongi: you too, hyung? Why does everyone else want to go? Jungkook: because we’re all bored Namjoon: and we need to use our beautiful lives for good and not for bad, hyung Yoongi: fine, but I’m sleeping during the movie. V-Hope: yay! Namjoon: I won’t break anything this time Jimin: yeah right Jungkook: I call the front seat~ Seokjin: kids can’t sit in the front, Kookie Jungkook: I’m 18 hyung stop treating me like a baby Taehyung: I wanna drive! Everyone: NO Yoongi: you don’t even have your license, Taehyung. Taehyung: so? I just wanted to try Seokjin: kids can’t drive anyway, Taehyung Taehyung: Hyung I’m 20 Jimin: can we just leave already omg I am so sorry for the vacuum thing that was just so random and slightly strange -Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9

-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-

Me: hold me

Friend: what

Me: plz hold me

Friend: ...why?

Me: It's time

Friend: ...which means?

Me: it's /time/

Friend: "time"?

Me: IT'S TIME

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it

Me: the notification says Jungkook

Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word

Me: It's /Jungkook/ today

Friend: why is that so bad

Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY

Friend: okay okay calm down

Me: I CAN'T

Friend: omg

Me: I can't TaKE thIS

Friend: just look at it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: KILL ME NOW

Friend: what???

Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS

Friend: What is it???

Me: HE'S A CoP

Friend: So?

Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS

Friend: okay?

Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm

Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie

Me: EXacTLy

Friend: but don't get any ideas

Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh

Friend: okay are you broken now?

Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw

Friend: yep

Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih

Friend: I'll go get some therapy food

Me: //sobbing

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Me: no

Friend: oh

Me: no

Me: no

Me: NO

Friend: slow down, what's wrong?

Me: WHY JUNGKOOK

Friend: oh great

Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs

Friend: are you okay?

Me: NO

Friend: okay that was a dumb question

Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm

Friend: what'd he do?

Me: this Twitter update

Friend: okay?

Me: he broke me

Friend: I know that much

Me: I'm gonna die

Friend: tf happened?

Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him

Friend: why??

Me: LOOK at this update

Friend: it's in Korean

Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?

Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway

Me: he said

Friend: yep

Me: HE saID

Friend: yes?

Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."

Friend: oh

Me: not only that

Friend: what no

Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA

Friend: ohhhh

Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME

Friend: oh gosh

Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM

Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy

Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM

Friend: what- whaattt

Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL

Friend: neither are we

Me: BUT- UGH

Friend: just calm down it will all be-

Me: NO IT WON'T

Friend: ugh

Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM

Friend:

Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY

Friend:

Me: //crying

Friend: //sighs

Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk

Friend: I'll get more therapy food

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: a cooooppppppppppppp

Friend: shhhhhh

Me: he's a /ccoopppp/

Friend: shhh

Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS

Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream

-Admin Jinnie

(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>

What happens when SHINee deprives Onew of Chicken?

Jonghyun: So... what do you want to ea-

Onew: CHICKEN!!!!!!

Key: Not you Onew Hyu-

Onew: My name's not Onew! It's Captain Chicken!

Minho: I'm going out. Who wants to come?

Taemin: Me!

Jonghyun: Me!

Onew: Yay! Let's go get chicken!!!

Others: Aniya!

Onew: I am leader! You do as I say!

Minho: Jonghyung Hyung, Tae, let's go.

Onew: *Stands up* Chicken is my Baby! I must have it!

Jonghyun: I have the keys. Run to the door!

J,M,&T: *start running*

Onew: *Jumps in front of Taemin and Minho while glaring at Jonghyun* Chicken is LIFE!

Key: He's gone mad...

Jonghyun: No duh!

Onew: *Starts mumbling incoherent things*

Taemin: Minho hyung, I'm scared.

Minho: Me too...

Onew: CHICKEN IS LIFE!!! I WANT IT!!!

Key: Okay! You can have your chicken!!

Onew: *Turns back into self* Okaiii!

Everyone: *sighs*

Taemin: Just a typical Friday...

-Admin Jongie