What Happens When SHINee Deprives Onew Of Chicken?

What happens when SHINee deprives Onew of Chicken?

Jonghyun: So... what do you want to ea-

Onew: CHICKEN!!!!!!

Key: Not you Onew Hyu-

Onew: My name's not Onew! It's Captain Chicken!

Minho: I'm going out. Who wants to come?

Taemin: Me!

Jonghyun: Me!

Onew: Yay! Let's go get chicken!!!

Others: Aniya!

Onew: I am leader! You do as I say!

Minho: Jonghyung Hyung, Tae, let's go.

Onew: *Stands up* Chicken is my Baby! I must have it!

Jonghyun: I have the keys. Run to the door!

J,M,&T: *start running*

Onew: *Jumps in front of Taemin and Minho while glaring at Jonghyun* Chicken is LIFE!

Key: He's gone mad...

Jonghyun: No duh!

Onew: *Starts mumbling incoherent things*

Taemin: Minho hyung, I'm scared.

Minho: Me too...

Onew: CHICKEN IS LIFE!!! I WANT IT!!!

Key: Okay! You can have your chicken!!

Onew: *Turns back into self* Okaiii!

Everyone: *sighs*

Taemin: Just a typical Friday...

-Admin Jongie

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

What happens when V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America?

Jungkook: Hyung, you do know where we're going, right?

Taehyung: Are you saying you doubt my bathroom finding skills? Have you already forgotten my photoshoot with that toilet that one time?

Jungkook: You mean the time you fell off of that random toilet at that photoshoot?

Taehyung: My way sounds better... but yes.

Jungkook: So, how does that make you a master at finding bathrooms?

Taehyung: Because I have a history with them, Kookie.

Jungkook: Uh-... Hyung-

Taehyung: Speaking of bathrooms, I found one! *points in an exaggerated way*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's a woman's underwear store.

Taehyung: *blinks and tries to read the English sign* Well, I thought it said bathroom

Jungkook: I think it says "Victoria's Secret," cause I found some magazines like that in Yoongi Hyung's room.

Taehyung: Wait, you what?

Jungkook: I think that's the restroom, Hyung *points to a hall way*

Taehyung: What makes you think that that's a bathroom? There's no toilet and doors.

Jungkook: Not the hallway, down the hallway, Hyung.

Taehyung: How could you possibly know that there's a bathroom down that hall? I don't see one.

Jungkook: But the sign above the hallway says 'Restroom' in English.

Taehyung: Restroom? Do people sleep in there?

Jungkook: I don't think America is that weird, Hyung.

Taehyung: Well, I've seen some pretty weird things here, like that Ahjussi in those booty shorts.. *shivers*

Jungkook: *glares* I told you not to bring that up again!

Taehyung: Well, I still have to use the toilet, so I say we check this 'restroom' out.

-five minutes later-

Jungkook: I told you it was a bathroom.

Taehyung: I found it weird that there were absolutely no doors in there... I guess Americans are against privacy?

Jungkook: I don't think that's it, Hyung.

Taehyung: *sighs and stretches out his arms* Well, I think we should get back to the others, now.

Jungkook: Good idea...

...

Taehyung: Wait...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: Hyung?

Taehyung: What?

Jungkook: Do you remember where we came from?

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: Of course! I have Bangtan senses, too! Don't doubt me, Kookie.

Jungkook: Right, sorry, Hyung.

Taehyung: So... We came from... that way! *points in an exaggerated way again*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's the underwear store again.

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 5

Me: //has earphones in

Friend: omg you're listening to Koreans AGAIN?

Me: wtf who said I was listening to K-Pop?

Friend: you don't listen to anything else

Me: that's not true. I have English music on here.

Friend: okay, how many English songs are on your phone

Me: well-

Friend: -and English versions of Korean songs don't count

Me: I-

Friend: -neither do covers of English songs

Me: ...

Friend: well?

Me: hold on let me count

Friend: ok-

Me: done

Friend: already?

Me: I have a total of 11

Friend: 11?

Me: yes

Friend: and...?

Me: They're those U2 songs that iTunes gave out for free

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: those count, right?

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Friend: //looking through my laptop

Friend: omg what

Me: what

Friend: "Kpop Dance Tutorial"??

Me: OMG WAIT

Friend: you were looking up-

Me: shhhh giVE It bACk

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 1

Me: so he was- wait Twitter is calling

Friend: srsly?

Me: shhh //runs hand down face

Friend: dhehflghatfj! //swats my hand away

Me: OMG

Friend: what???

Me: NOT AGAIN WHY

Friend: are you okay???

Me: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

Friend: wtf is wrong with you?

Me: they're promoting ANOTHER song?

Friend: who?

Me: it's been a month! Do they not rest

Friend: it's Koreans isn't it

Me: first "I Need U" and now "Sick" I just can't

Friend: yeah it's Koreans

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Me: why

Friend: what

Me: wwwhhhyyyy

Friend: what

Me: WHy

Friend: WHAT

Me: Teen Top

Friend: oh come on

Me: they just...

Friend: can we talk about more interesting things?

Me: they cAN't be promoting at the same time as Bangtan

Friend: what is it a law or something

Me: my feels will die

Friend: omg

Me: they're gonna fly away

Friend: the heck

Me: and NEvEr cOMe baCK

Friend: you'll be fine

Me: WILL I?!

Friend: geez calm down

Me: I CAN'T bE caLm rIGhT nOw

Friend: just shut up and eat ice cream or something

-hours later-

Me: wait

Friend: wtf what now

Me: it's Twitter agai- HOLY- WHAT

Friend: ???

Me: TEASER PHOTOS

Friend: teaser photos?

Me: THEY ALREADY ARE POSTING THEM- WHY RAPMON

Friend: "Rap Mon"? Wtf?

Me: //incoherent sobbing

Friend: oookkkkkaaaayyyy... //goes to get food

-one day later-

Phone: *ding*!

Friend: don't you dare

Me: but it's-

Friend: no

Me: but they-

Friend: no

Me: THIS IS IMPOR-

Friend: NO

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: *grabs phone anyway*

Friend: gtfo

Me: Omg...

Friend:

Me: this picture

Friend:

Me: his hair is BLONDE

Friend: what

Me: it's BLONDE! DO YOu sEE tHIs?!?

Friend: what

Me: it is /BLONDE/

Friend: okay stfu I get it

Me: he had BLACK HAIR the other day!

Friend: don't they dye their hair all the time?

Me: HE LIED HOW DAre hE

Friend: okay calm down

Me: he had HIS haIR SPrayED

Friend: shut-

Me: to look freaking black

Friend: -up

Me: ANd IT Was BlONDe

Friend: shut up-

Me: THE WHOLe tiME

Friend: OKAY calm tf down

Me: I Can'T CaLM DOwn

Friend: yes you can or you're leaving

Me: fine

Friend: good

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: but it's BLOndE

Friend: leave

-Admin Jinnie

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2

(I used 'person' to represent your kpop fan friend whether it be friend, sister, cousin, or someone, and if you don't have one feel free to talk to me~)

Me: So I was going through my closet the other day looking for something to wear

Person: yeah?

Me: and in my head, I was like "omg I'll wear this TOP-..."

Person: omg

Me: So I started thinking, "You know what, the next K-Idol might as well be named 'shirt'."

Person: for real, though. Every time someone says something about Bacon, I have to remember that they're not talking about Baekhyun...

Me: I know!

Person: I also saw people selling sugar-cookies and they asked me if i wanted some... I made a complete fool of myself...

Me: please don't tel me you said something about Suga and Kookie...

Person: hahahhhh

Me: Oh and I heard someone telling someone else to zoom in on something and I looked around everywhere for XuiMin, until I realized...

Person: *sighs*

Me: I know.

Person: ...my dad was showing me a video of the behind the scenes to a movie and I thought the BTS in the title stood for Bangtan...

Me: omg I think that every time I see "BTS" in a video title

Person: yeah

Me: So moving on to songs ruining my life

Person: oh gosh there are so many

Me: For starters, SHINee's new song, View

Person: oooooommmmmmmmggggggggg YES

Me: One person says "view" and I bust out in song like "Neomu areumdaun-daun-daun-daun view"!!!

Person: speaking of SHINee, Replay is another one that ruins me

Me: truth. So much truth

Person: adding to the list, 'Ready or Not' and 'Forever or Never'

Me: I can relate to Ready or Not

Person: okay let's pause there because this is gold for another post

Me: okay

Person: so EXO

Me: oh gosh

Person: History, Overdose, and Mama

Me: Don't forget Thunder, Growl, Heart Attack, Wolf, Run-

Person: you know what this one has enough for a post in itself, too

Me: shhh stop breaking the fourth wall

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie