I Ask God To Send A Swordsman / And God Says Look At Your Hands

I ask god to send a swordsman / and god says ‘look at your hands’

— Melissa Broder in “Problem Area” from Last Sext

a world where an itty bitty Mihawk needs someone to save him, yet there's no one there but him.

Do you think the marines had no idea about the humandrills and so when they pulled up on Kurigina and had to face an army of expertly skilled swordmonkeys they had to reevaluate everything they thought they knew about Hawkeyes.

a Marine writing his report like “unbeknownst to the world government Hawkeyes has apparently been secretly training an army of monkeys to sword fight in his spare time and has proven to be very successful as we lost half our men to them.”

And so now their little Mihawk files, that requires its own filing cabinet, contains the the questions;

Did he teach the monkeys to sword fight or does he control the monkeys like puppets?

How did he teach the monkeys to sword fight?

Some kind of animal control devil fruit?

Hawkeyes can communicate with animals?

Is he actually part hawk? Part monkey???

Marines animal fighting division, when?

Could Garp train dogs to brawl?

Can Garp get his own army of monkeys or steal Mihawk’s? 🥺

I can very much see Shanks, in a fit, yelling this at Mihawk as they are once again in the middle of an argument Shanks would very much like to not have, about how Mihawk hopes to die

While I think Shanks just oozes dad energy. Like never before has a childless man given more daddergy.

But I think Mihawk also radiates a specific kind of dad energy too. And that is the borderline manic glee of a father in constant warfare with his children over truly the most petty inconsequential shit, that is very proud of his winning strike

On a regular day in a suit Sanji looks amazing.

But the moment dude off the clock? When he hangs up his suit for the day? All bets are off. He starts dressing like a middle aged father taking his family on vacation.

It’s even more atrocious in the movies. Why do they got my man in a shirt with a print on tie in stamped.😭😭😭

Look at this. Look at these combinations.Have him looking like he shop at the same vacation store as garp. Some of these look like he just got off a hard day at his 9-5.

Like What are we doing here babe? What were the choices, what were we going for.

I’m trying to trust the process but even process don’t trust you.

Because Look at this they put my man in; a Hawain shirt hoody???? When everyone else got that thing on?

He could have literally chosen anything and he choose a neon orange short sleeve Hawain print hoodie and shorts.

Don’t ever ask me to trust the process again.

A question to the community;

What are some of your funniest most unhinged takes or headcannons about your favorite groups/duo/pairings/ships in one piece.

Both platonic pairings or romantic what are the ideas that drive you insane…….comedically.

Hit me up and let’s talk about it.