Mihawk: Youre Being A Child.

Mihawk: You’re being a child.

Shanks (on shot what? of gin) : You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Dracule. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you?

Mihawk:....

Shanks: A Pedophile.

Mihawk:……

Shanks (drinking the gin bottle dry) : And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.

Mihawk: ……..😑

Safe to say that Shanks is no longer allowed to drink gin. Because, As it turns out, spirits turn him into a bit of a mean drunk

Bartolomeo is actually just me if I actually got to see Zoro stunt on a dude, hit a pretty boy smile and pose like he knows he's hot shit while declaring in his smooth baritone that he will be the world's greatest one day.

I would also 100% not know how to act and would also like his autograph.

loveeeeeee shanks cuz he's so silly, goofy, cheerful, super boyish and can be so lighthearted yet still manages to be unbearably princely, in that he's focused, serious, driven and loyal. like those shoulders hold WEIGHT. he's got a map in his mind of the roads he must traverse for his mission & TRUST his footsteps will be seen. he even manages to be mysterious on top of it all although his truth just shines so brightly. he's unbearably good natured and loving and would rather not have to fight seriously, but will do so to the ends of the earth for what's important and that combined with his strength is what makes him so dangerous and so lethal. he's got it all. he's sunshine and sweetness and purpose and destiny. it's just too good

I think Zoro and Shanks could get on famously if only that wasn’t his father whore.

And Zoro can move past a lot but he will never be able to move past the knowledge that he only knows this man because he is fucking his dad and Shanks doesn’t even have the decency to be even a little bit ashamed about it.

Sabo eating the Mera Mera no mi and calling out to Ace’s spirit in the colosseum

So, I Watched Challengers and I am now very obsessed with Tennis AU Mishanks.

Because I think Mihawk is very Tashi coded and their whole relationship stinks of Art and Patrick, like what if your lover was also your greatest rival.

But also, and stay with me here, the hilarity that would between Mihawk's never had a day of media training ass and the hungry for even a scrap of a story Morgans magazine press.

Just imagine Mihawk's P.R team and Manager (Probably Buggy and Croc respectively) trying to put out the fires from the walking P.R nightmare that is one Dracule Mihawk? The shitstorm he would reign on all their heads when he announces that he thinks a newly limbless shanks is less of a player and he will never play him again.

Crocodile would have to resort to creating an entire crime syndicate to give Morgans more salacious news than Mihawk's latest pr fuckup. The only reason Buggy starts a circus is to distract the masses from his worst client. Mihawk gives not one single fuck.