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What do Flamingos dream of…? 🤔🦩
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ドンキホーテファミリー | かごま
The fact that doffy at the very grown age of 41 is still making his people call him young master is soooo funny, especially given his immortality obsession.
41 isn't even particularly old or anything, but dude saw his hairline receding and couldn't take it anymore. And decided to make his mid-life crisis everyone else's problem.
His bathroom is probably filled with bottles on bottles of bombshell blonde hair dye. his blonde hair is all he’s got left.
he is refusing to die his twink death.
The sheer amount of people doffy and his gang had been turning into toys is crazy 😭.
my guy a polar bear and a gorilla? really? why? 😭 what'd they even do to you?
fuck the hammer and the nail
if all Doffy has is a small child in a bear eared robe then every problem starts to look like it belongs in a playpen I guess
He needs to work on his conflict resolution skills
If there's one thing Usopp knows how to do it's frighten a little girl into unconsciousness
The devil works hard but the donquixote family graphic design team works harder.
Like look at the graphics on that, knocked it up on the fly and probably on some strange snail computer hybrid too.
Look at the flames in the background the posing. Where did they even get these pictures from. Amazing.
Call him evil, a war criminal even but you can not call Donquixote Doflamingo unprepared.
Doffy says mother and father in Japanese the same way Anya says it. So I'm guessing if I where to go by Spy x Family's translation that he is actually saying Papa and Mama. Which is adorable but gets significantly less cuter when the sentence is; "I killed my papa when I was 10"
But hey, we all have our battles
I don’t know how to explain it but Lao G looks and acts exactly how I expect someone named Lao G to act.
Like look at that. that’s exactly how to a Lao G should look. Oda didn’t even need to write anything he simply conceived of the name Lao G and the character came to life.
God look at those veins. He is experiencing a modicum of the headache he causes everyone else and Mans is stressed.
Every time I hear the sound effect they gave his veins bulging whenever something happened, I just think this is why your hairline is receding, you're letting all these people praying on your downfall get to you.
The toys are making your hair fall out Doffy. Be better
Zoro just standing there while Luffy fights with all the people he met in the colosseum over who gets to kill Doflamingo as an offering for God Usopp is peak;
when your extroverted friends seems to know and have beef with everybody in this goddam town so you can't get shit done because they always on his neck.
He's just wants to take part in the coup of a tyrannical monarch without being stopped every two seconds by a weirdo who previously had beef with his captain but after being saved by the divine light of their holy friend now wants to repay them back. and really is that too much for a man to ask for?
I love that Doflamingo is the only character we get to see actively balding. Like Garp, Sengoku and Rayleigh are pushing 80 and they got heads full of hair.
but see this 41 year old twink?
The weight of his evil deeds is making his hair fall out and it’s stressing him the fuck out.
I don't want to skip forward to whole cake but the WORMS THE WORMS want to skip forward to wholecake
Finally back on my dressrosa watching shit. And was immediately greeted by thislovely site.
What an unhinged maniac 🥰.
I am god's strongest soldier and this was my reward for fighting his hardest battle (not skipping to whole cake).
Bartolomeo is actually just me if I actually got to see Zoro stunt on a dude, hit a pretty boy smile and pose like he knows he's hot shit while declaring in his smooth baritone that he will be the world's greatest one day.
I would also 100% not know how to act and would also like his autograph.
The fact that transponder snails are apparently also just captive wild snails. Is……..a choice.
Because what even are the logistics of this? Can all snails become transponder snails? How do they change clothes so quickly? Is there a transponder snail accessory store where you can get matching outfits and accessories for your snail like we do with phones? Are they sold or can you catch one wild? Do you need to train it? Just on what airwaves are they opperating. Is there a radius they can only take a call within? Do you have to pay for connection like are the snail 🐌 plans? Do you have to buy all the accessories the snail would need to change into or are they home made? Or does it just do that. Do you have to have a phone dedicated to people you call often so the snail can constinstently stay dressed that way? Because Doffy had hundreds. Are snail phone accessories a billion dollar business?
And finally what are the ethics on breeding snails soley for communication? And how do you even begin to do taht? Who was the first person to look at a snail go; you, 🐌? I have have plans for you. Who was that crazy bastard.
Why is senor pink actually the man tho? Like dude really abandons the battle mid fight cause his opponent told him there was a fragile old lady that needed some help. I mean ho can I not respect.
And the fact that Franky knew he would go help I mean that's a bro right there. Enemy lies can't stop their brochemistry
things would have turned out differnet if this man baby raised doffy alone I know it. 😔✊
If the Little People escaped. Their slavery.
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
I finished Dungeon Meshi (the anime) what should I subject the for you page and my ability to get any work done at all, to next!
There is a hole in my life and it needs to be filled by good television!
So what if I'm supposed to be watching one piece, dressrosa is hard I what to go to whole cake 😫
honorary 7th options for the first three seasons of supernatural I skipped all those years ago. Put it in the tags begging me to change my media consumption habits and actually watch the beginning of things
I actually set myself up with that recent poll. But the results are in
And I guess back to dressrosa it is 😔 *shuffle away the sound of the manacles on my feet clanging, muttering* This is why you can't leave things open to the whims of the people.