Im Bored So Question For The Community. What Are Some Of Yalls Mishanks/goth Fam Modern AU Headcannons?

I’m bored so question for the community. What are some of y’all’s Mishanks/goth fam Modern AU headcannons?

Can't believe this show just said that yeah these broken children that have finally managed to claw some semblance of family out of the train wreck their psychotic father made of them, these children now adults, don't get peace, they don't deserve it. actually the world is so much better without them in it. They are the direct reason why so many people they have met are not living happier lives and the universe would be a much happier safer place with them gone. They were pawns in their father's game and now they are victims of their "mother's" scheme. And this is all they get, there was never any happy ending for them in the cards the universe rebukes their very existence and it is constantly trying to write them out of it.

They doomed the world from the start, the blame is all at their feet and they must pay for the crime of being born "special".

The fucking implications of that my god!

That's the message you ended your show on. That is what you are leaving us with. Why?

Why is senor pink actually the man tho? Like dude really abandons the battle mid fight cause his opponent told him there was a fragile old lady that needed some help. I mean ho can I not respect.

And the fact that Franky knew he would go help I mean that's a bro right there. Enemy lies can't stop their brochemistry

things would have turned out differnet if this man baby raised doffy alone I know it. 😔✊

sour

Mihawk calls Shanks 'Red' for the first time in the middle of a duel while Shanks is being all suave and he immediately face plants almost impaling himself on his sword. The RHPs watching from a safe distance taking bets on just how Shanks was going to lose, Oh in uninition. Money changes hands

Shanks would definetly call Mihawk every pet name under the sun ranging from cute nicknames to just straight deranged why would you say that, how did you come up with that mismatch of words.

And Mihawk would refer him to him solely by his epithet. Might call him Shanks if he’s feeling spicy.

God I'm getting real tired of Luther and Diego's arcs every season being just how pathetic can we make this man.

And don't get me wrong I love a pathetic man but come onnnnnn. How many times can we play the Diego is jealous of Five's cool job card. That was literally his arc in season 2.

How long are we going to blatantly dance around the fact that Luther's crippling need to be liked and to be noticed is actively ruining any chance he has of building a normal life and a normal relationship with his sibling before we actually do anything about it.

The point of character arcs is to grow not just to middle around the less overtly toxic parts. Sure they aren't at each other's throats anymore, doesn't mean they still aren't unhealthily dealing with the world if we would stop joking about it for one second.