Douglas Bailey Is Really Just A Wittle Tiny Baby Boy.

Douglas Bailey is really just a wittle tiny baby boy.

I have a lot of feelings about S10E13, but I'll make another post for my hossi feelings. First, this though:

Where is my BAU: The Origins show??

"We were the BSU back then, Behavioral Science Unit. They used to call us the BS unit."

Can you feel robbed of a thing if you didn't know it existed 50 minutes ago? WELL YEAH, I SURE DO! Look at how awesome they are! The acting is so stellar and it would be so damn interesting to watch and ahh. Their dynamic is so great 😭

"You're going to be a father."

"A signature."

"Oh a signature, I like that. Let's call it that."

"You can buy us a plane someday."

"You tell me, profiler."

"Takes one to know one, you're going to be a father too."

"Good work, agent."

I would watch so many seasons of this. @masterwords let's write a screenplay to send back in time to abc right after this aired 😭😂

Nicholas D’Agosto →  Criminal Minds: Evolution → s1e5

the most babygirl in the BAU; david rossi

hello everyone ❤️ i have many thoughts but i will shorten them for this post!

1. i watched the new criminal minds evolution episode finally! ................... it was something! (the most intruiging part of the entire episode was elias' backstory and im not even sorry for saying it, ive been so hyped about this and he READS ROSSIS BOOKS and i NEEEEEED . MORE INFO ABOUT CYRUS IMMEDIATELY!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!)

(also ive never been more of a jj stan for gods sake guys😭 give her a HUG)

(i will not be mentioning tynelope <3. Pentyler? .. OR TARA AND REBECCA. WHAT THE FFFFUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!?????)

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my next thoughts sorta bleed into my new episode thoughts, but bare with me, because it takes a second! (its because rossi's books are featured in both❤️)

2. ........ i was doing my annual rewatch of "zoe's reprise", as you do! and i have a lot of things to say about it (i dont care if you dont like him the episode genuinely brings out a very interesting facet of rossi's character in such an intruiging way and ive always been very curious as to how he actually Handles being a famous author over such a horrid subject matter- not to mention he has a very obvious ick with idol worship, especially directed towards himself! take "limelight" for example, he is so uncomfortable that entire episode because the whole precinct KNOWS him. hell, its only mentioned once, but he literally had a mentee BREAK INTO HIS HOUSE like SIX TIMES😭!!!)

anyways, that episode is . So good. and YES i know that not everybody who reads this post ships hossi (welcome to my personal rarepair hell everyone, take a seat❤️), but Ohhhhhhh my god bare with me. hotch and rossi have an "omnivore" moment. they do this semi-often, i've noticed! i can't count the episodes, but it essentially goes like this :

- one of them gets emotionally unstable during a case and has to "take a breather", which usually means going outside all emo

- the other IMMEDIATELY follows. no hesitation. in "zoe's reprise", hotch quite literally tells the team to deliver the profile without him. all rossi did was say "hey im gonna go outside and take a breather" and hotch Knew.

- they do that old married couple bickering. "you think this is YOUR fault, aaron?" "i know it is" / "i was the one who told her to never stop chasing the trail" "dave, what are you doing?"

- and they eventually arrive on a compromise! that compromise is always "no matter what, this is still a case, and we're gonna solve it".

and that is one of my Many favorite things about them!

3. hossi aside, though, i just wanted to dump a couple images i found😭

❤️❤️❤️ rossi books. oh how i would kill to read all of them. also its super intruiging that, stuffed in between them, is a book covering jack the ripper!!! obviously its foreshadowing to the unsub of the episode (WHO READS ROSSI'S BOOKS!), but it would be very silly if he wrote a book dealing with that case.

now this next one is the blurriest ugliest image in the world because i took it very excitedly while watching the episode on my TV, so 😭

AAAAUAAAAGHJJJHGHSSSHGGJFRRNDJDHDGSDHJT (silence of the lambs poster Silence Of The Lambs Poster). you dont know HOW many times ive giggled about the fact that david rossi and clarice starling have the same "i hear screams" trauma😭.

also i would kill for zoe's room tbh. need that poster so bad, and the little skeleton???

OKAY. post FINALLY over, i hope someone had fun reading my brain dump<3

i haven't posted much recently but i am still so insane about criminal minds, don't you worry (made a tiktok account to post my edits💪 it's in my bio if anyone wants it!... be warned its. a lot of spoilery stuff, if u havent finished the series)

ANYWAYS! i went on tiktok today.

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 10, EPISODE 13 !!!

(yes of course it's nelson's sparrow again)

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this comment. This Comment. has ruined my day. has ruined my Life. how am i supposed to function after this?

blah blah blah yes i know that the entire team knew gideon very well, i know that they all definitely help with the funeral (which. the proceedings of gideons funeral is something i never thought id be contemplating deeply at 9 oclock on a saturday, but here we are).

... but God. rossi, hotch, and reid knew him the best. rossi more than ANY of them! they had to be the main 3 that took charge. obviously including stephan, too, which.. *slams my head into a wall* yeah! im normal about that

it's just... how many times did the team quietly bring up a question about "what gideon would've wanted" and turn their heads toward rossi for an answer, who has just been staring at the obituary, that HE himself wrote, completely dissociated from the conversation?... after all- he has the best handwriting out of all of them. (he's holding the pen a little too tight. his fancy cursive shakes and the ink bleeds into the page.)

how many times has rossi been a pallbearer...? we all know reid probably couldn't even speak at gideon's funeral, and i personally know that hotch probably said something there, but. Christ. rossi had to have spoken, too. how many times has he spoken at a funeral?. how hard was it, this time, to write down all his thoughts? (the hardest it's ever been, for a man that is a well-renowned author.)

did they have any recent photos of him, lying around the house? did they have to use an old one? where was he buried?

how many graves does rossi visit now?

all in all, thank you tiktok user agentellegreenaway, for ruining my night /loving