Cody : General Kenobi, We Need To Talk.

Cody : General Kenobi, we need to talk.

Obi-Wan : Is there a problem?

Cody : Yes. Well, no, not really. We are not under attack. No one died. And 501 is on another planet.

Obi-Wan : So what's the problem?

Cody : You need to find a Padawan.

Obi-Wan : What? Why?

Cody : Because I want a Padawan! Go get one!

Obi-Wan : We don't have time for that.

Cody : I can give him food and drink! I can also take it out for a walk!

Obi-Wan : Cody, it doesn't work like that...

Cody : It's not fair! Gree, Grey, and even Rex have a Padawan!

Obi-Wan : ... Why do you want a Padawan?

Cody : To give him the order to do my paperwork of course.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Cody : What? Skywalker does it all the time! I can't stand to deal with all the paperwork anymore! Do you realize all the work I do?! I eat and breathe paperwork! I sleep with paperwork! I'm struggling with paperwork! I'm talking with paperwork!

Obi-Wan : I'm pretty sure that's an exaggeration...

Cody : My LIFE is paperwork!!

Cody :

I'm looking for Star Wars fanfictions like "watching the show" or looking at a character's memories. Do you have any recommendations?

Anakin before doing a stupid thing: Ahsoka, don't tell Obi-Wan.

Later...

Anakin: Ahsoka!

Ahsoka : I didn't tell him anything!

What happened:

Cody : So... Rex told me that Kix told him that Echo told him that Fives told him that Commander Tano told him that General Skywalker was going to do something stupid. Again.

Obi-Wan :

Cody: I cut my finger Obi-wan: I can kiss it so it'll get better Cody: Does it work? Obi-wan: Yeah the healers used to do it when I was a kid *later that day* Cody: I need you to punch me in the mouth Wolffe: Fucking finally

au where Obi-Wan and Cody have a mutual understanding that they both have feelings for each other but due to like, everything in their lives they've acknowledged that they can't do anything until after the war.

Except then they end up getting captured on a mission and are so beyond certain they are going to die, like, they cannot see this ending with them alive so they say fuck it and confess their love for each other.

But, but, Obi-Wan goes the extra mile and says let's exchange vows, because why not? What's the worse that can happen, we are literally dead in a matter of hours.

So they do! And they have these few hours where they are in love and married and it's bittersweet but still happy.

But since this is, y'know, star wars they get a miraculous rescue and now both have the deal with the joy of being alive and the sinking realization that they are married and this breaks so many rules holy shit.

Obi-Wan to Anakin: Your lightsaber is your life! Stop losing or breaking it!

Cody arrives and gives his lightsaber back to Obi-Wan for the thousandth time: Hold on, sir.

Obi-Wan: Thank you Cody.

Anakin : ...