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Is Obi-Wan's hair brown or red? I feel like we see everything and I was genuinely asking the question 🤣 He is red in some Lego games and brown in The Clones Wars. And for Ewan McGregor, I don't know.

If you choose other, specify the color in the comments. PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Cody: Count Dooku really seems to hate us Obi-wan: Maybe he's homophobic Cody: We're not a couple, General Obi-wan: We're not? Rex: You're not?

Anakin : Luke, Leia meet your Uncle Rex!

Rex : What? General! You can't just kidnap random kids!

Anakin : They're mine! I made them myself. Padme helped.

Rex : It's even worse! C-3PO is pretty awful! We don't need another one of your creations!

Anakin : ...

Cody : General Kenobi, we need to talk.

Obi-Wan : Is there a problem?

Cody : Yes. Well, no, not really. We are not under attack. No one died. And 501 is on another planet.

Obi-Wan : So what's the problem?

Cody : You need to find a Padawan.

Obi-Wan : What? Why?

Cody : Because I want a Padawan! Go get one!

Obi-Wan : We don't have time for that.

Cody : I can give him food and drink! I can also take it out for a walk!

Obi-Wan : Cody, it doesn't work like that...

Cody : It's not fair! Gree, Grey, and even Rex have a Padawan!

Obi-Wan : ... Why do you want a Padawan?

Cody : To give him the order to do my paperwork of course.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Cody : What? Skywalker does it all the time! I can't stand to deal with all the paperwork anymore! Do you realize all the work I do?! I eat and breathe paperwork! I sleep with paperwork! I'm struggling with paperwork! I'm talking with paperwork!

Obi-Wan : I'm pretty sure that's an exaggeration...

Cody : My LIFE is paperwork!!

Cody :

Cody: *pinching the bridge of his nose* General, I /know/ you know how to use a blaster-

Obi-Wan: *guiltily* yes.

Cody: I have even seen you use them in practice with the men-

Obi-Wan: correct.

Cody: And yet. You threw it.

Obi-Wan: …yes.

Cody: …why did you throw it?

Obi-Wan: Well. You see-

Cody: oh god-

Obi-Wan: Palpatine was a Sith. He expected a lot of things from that fight. Maybe he expected to turn my sweet baby Anakin-

Cody: Ew-

Obi-Wan: -on us and use him, maybe he expected me to come at him with a saber, maybe he expected me to shoot him.

Cody: So you didn’t think he’d expect you to throw a blaster. You couldn’t have even chosen a granade?

Obi-Wan: Listen. He could have thrown one back at us. The force said throw the blaster and grab my sweet baby Padawan out of dodge and let Fox knife him. It worked!

Cody: Force give me patience so I don’t strangle my ven’riduur-

Obi-Wan: *perks up* So we’re still engaged?

Cody: You aren’t getting rid of me that fast, dikut.

Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.

Cody: Very, very close.

Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.

Cody: We're not friends.

Anakin : What???

Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.

Anakin: What else do you do?

Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...

Cody : Your master and I sleep together.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.

Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.

Cody : Me too.

Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.

Obi-Wan : What?

Cody : What?!

Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.

Cody : WHAT?!

Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.

Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!

Cody : I'm going to be sick...

*2 hours later*

Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!

Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.

Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!

Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.

Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?

Anakin : What were they talking about then?

Kix :

I think they should do a Tales of the Clones series like they did with the Tales of the Jedi

Do you have any Star Wars fanfiction recommendations?

I'm looking for long fanfics in progress or finished. I have a preference for fanfics where someone finds out Palpatine's true plans before it's too late and one that has a happy ending.

I don't care about ships. But I definitely don't want Obi-Wan/Anakin, I don't like this ship.

Cody: I cut my finger Obi-wan: I can kiss it so it'll get better Cody: Does it work? Obi-wan: Yeah the healers used to do it when I was a kid *later that day* Cody: I need you to punch me in the mouth Wolffe: Fucking finally

Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes

Happy new year! Do you think the 501st and the 212nd would have fire work competitions if new years is something that is celebrated in the Star Wars universe?

something like that:

(commission info // kofi support!)

Cody : *Waking up at 3am because a comlink rings* ... Yes?

Anakin :... Cody?

Cody: General Skywalker? Is there a problem?

Anakin: No...

Cody: You need me for something?

Anakin : No...

Cody: So why did you call me at 3am?

Anakin: I didn't. Why did you respond to Obi-Wan's comlink?

Cody : What...?

Anakin :... Is Obi-Wan with you? At 3am? What does that mean?!

Cody : That's not what you think, sir! We were... He was...

Anakin : Obi-Wan, you're just a stupid hypocrite!

Obi-Wan: *wakes up because of the noise * What?

Cody : We can explain!

Anakin: Obi-Wan! The last time I asked Rex to work at this time to help me with the paperwork, you berated me for hours! But you're doing the same thing with Cody!

Obi-Wan : *always half asleep* Paperwork? Where?

Cody : Paperwork! We are guilty! We were working. Nothing else. You are absolutely right! *laughs nervously*

@crossover15 kofi requested Anakin introducing the twins to the 501st!!

(kofi requests are open!)

Fives: I hope that when we die in each others arms archeologists don't assume we were best friends but rather accidently put our bones together wrong as a fucked up hoax animal so we can baffle and terrify the public for decades to come. Echo:

Anakin returns to Coruscant a week later than he does in ROTS because he was injured and had to be hospitalized on another planet.

Anakin: Padme, I'm back!

Padme : Ani! I'm glad to see you!

Anakin : Did you have any problems while I wasn't there?

Padme : ...

Anakin : Padme?

Padme : I was pregnant.

Anakin: What?!

Padme : You're a dad.

Anakin : WHAT??!!

Padme : Luke and Leia sleep so don't make too much noise if you go to see them.

Anakin: They are TWO ???!!!

Anakin :

Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!

Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?

Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.

Rex :...

Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?

Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?

Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?

Rex :...

Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?

Rex :

I'm looking for Star Wars fanfictions like "watching the show" or looking at a character's memories. Do you have any recommendations?

Rex: I'm not sure I understood, General.

Anakin: But it's obvious! Obi-Wan has a crush on Cody!

Rex: I'm not convinced...

Anakin : Since I've known him, he's been flirting with everything that moves and breathes!

Rex:...

Anakin : You're right, forget the part about things that breathe. Obi-Wan also flirts with droids!

Rex :...

Anakin : And Obi-Wan has never flirted with Cody so that means he has feelings for him!

Rex :...

Anakin :...

Rex : I am still not convinced...

Anakin :

au where Obi-Wan and Cody have a mutual understanding that they both have feelings for each other but due to like, everything in their lives they've acknowledged that they can't do anything until after the war.

Except then they end up getting captured on a mission and are so beyond certain they are going to die, like, they cannot see this ending with them alive so they say fuck it and confess their love for each other.

But, but, Obi-Wan goes the extra mile and says let's exchange vows, because why not? What's the worse that can happen, we are literally dead in a matter of hours.

So they do! And they have these few hours where they are in love and married and it's bittersweet but still happy.

But since this is, y'know, star wars they get a miraculous rescue and now both have the deal with the joy of being alive and the sinking realization that they are married and this breaks so many rules holy shit.

Cody: CONFESS!

Obi-Wan: What?

Cody: CONFESS, KENOBI!

Obi-Wan: But-

Cody: RIGHT.NOW.

Obi-Wan: OKAY, I LOVE YOU!!!

Cody:

Obi-Wan:

Cody: So, it wasn’t you who stole my caff?

Obi-Wan : Anakin, what are you doing here?

Anakin: There was a lot of sand... I hate sand and it was everywhere... Obi-Wan... The sand will come back... Can I stay with you?

Obi-Wan: *sighs* Well, you can sleep here if you don't take up all the space.

Cody : ...

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan : ...

Anakin : Master, why is Cody here?

Cody: That's my bed, Skywalker.

Anakin: So... why is Obi-Wan here ?

Cody :

Anakin before doing a stupid thing: Ahsoka, don't tell Obi-Wan.

Later...

Anakin: Ahsoka!

Ahsoka : I didn't tell him anything!

What happened:

Cody : So... Rex told me that Kix told him that Echo told him that Fives told him that Commander Tano told him that General Skywalker was going to do something stupid. Again.

Obi-Wan :

Do you know good fan fiction where Obi-Wan travels back in time? Either by meeting himself older or by meeting himself and Anakin from the past?

I'm also interested in fan fiction where Anakin goes to the future and meets old Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan to Anakin: Your lightsaber is your life! Stop losing or breaking it!

Cody arrives and gives his lightsaber back to Obi-Wan for the thousandth time: Hold on, sir.

Obi-Wan: Thank you Cody.

Anakin : ...