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nows your chance to-

random school stories from my life

one time in elementary school I was unable to finish my lunch and a random old lady refused to let me leave until i finished my plate. I missed out on recess and I was missing from class for an hour because this old bag wouldent let me leave. teachers eventually found me in the lunchroom and said i could leave. no I didn't know this lady and I am pretty sure she wasn't even a part of staff. another story in first grade i accidentally missed the entire school day playing outside at recess. none of the teachers bothered to make sure I was with the class. I spent the entire day outside playing in the sandbox not realizing the passage of time and then i finally shown up right when class ended because i didn't realize what i did. Teachers called my parents trying to get me in trouble for "playing hooky", my dad proceeded to rip them a new one for letting a 7 year old go missing and not saying anything until hours later when they return. before you say "nah that wouldent have happened what kind of responsible adult would allow that"? two words: Public school.

why does the "war" title card look like a shitpost

kinda reminds me of a shitpost i made before the game dropped-

I fixed it again.

Matt Shirley

person: "hey can i have some help ? " reddit for no god damn reason: "LOL YOU DONT KNOW INFORMATION FROM GOOGLE ALONE? JUST GOOGLE IT STUPID LOLOLOLOL"

I JUST REALIZED

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